Elliptisoar

Elliptisoar

56p

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317 weeks ago @ Weekly World News VIP - END OF WORLD CONFIRMED · 0 replies · +1 points

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

317 weeks ago @ Weekly World News VIP - END OF WORLD CONFIRMED · 0 replies · +1 points

>are you write
>no one to died
Holy fucknuts, take an English class or two.

322 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - My Brand · 2 replies · +20 points

I CAN SEE
EVERYTHING

PINKIE
I CAN SEE THE FUTURE
PINKIE IT'S NOT PRETTY

322 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Rainbow Dash Headphone... · 0 replies · +6 points

I am the ultimate headphone collector. I don't care if these sound like crap or not, I'M GETTING THEM.

341 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Bronycon 2012: Bronypa... · 0 replies · +4 points

This was definitely the best concert ever. I crowd surfed Mic and hugged Omni :D

344 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Hasbro\'s Ad for the ... · 0 replies · +1 points

Never complained, just confused :P

344 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Hasbro\'s Ad for the ... · 2 replies · 0 points

It's not that, it's that they associated it with the G4 phrases... idk, they don't even sell them anymore do they? I'd think the viewers would be more attracted to the newest line.

345 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Hasbro\'s Ad for the ... · 5 replies · +3 points

Um... that lower right shirt the girl is wearing...
:S
You'll know what I mean when you see it...

345 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Deadmau5 Apparently Jo... · 0 replies · +13 points

Notch
Gaben
Joel
Yes

347 weeks ago @ Equestria Daily - Instrumental Music: Ra... · 1 reply · +5 points

Discord: I beg to differ.