Elbasunu

Elbasunu

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9 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - shower thoughts · 0 replies · +23 points

This meeting's a wash.

9 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - more adventures of the... · 0 replies · +5 points

Swingy man

9 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - at the matinee · 0 replies · +10 points

it's fine

-ally an amazing comic!

9 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - i blew it · 0 replies · +27 points

"And where there is one set of footprints? That is when I had all the feels."

9 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - less-than-ideal childb... · 1 reply · +87 points

"Oh! It's a girl!"
"The baby's here already?"
"What? No, I meant your wife!"

9 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - beating the con lines · 1 reply · +5 points

Ok, this has got to be a lead in to a "The Long Walk" joke right? This door is wide open...I'm just gonna come in here.

"Well, It took me a long time to finish it, so shoot me I guess."

9 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - a new sexual titan · 0 replies · +52 points

God, he obviously just changed the proper names of his 'Hoarders" erotic fanfiction. How can you people be eating garbage up?

9 years ago @ Broodhollow - The Gathering · 0 replies · +14 points

This calls for a new holiday! For the new man! "New Man's Day!" truly a key celebration of the season! "My Key New Man's Day!"

9 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - gettin bulletproof · 0 replies · +54 points

"Yes I'd like an Iced McMocha with a sausage, egg, and cheese McMuffin.

No no, just right in the coffee is fine. Thank you."

9 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - the miracle of birth · 2 replies · +63 points

"Here comes the placenta...followed close behind by the student loans."