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8 years ago @ Wonkette - Photoshopped Cow With ... · 2 replies · +11 points

Oooh, iceberg penis...sorry, were you saying something?

8 years ago @ Wonkette - We Have Colonized Reag... · 0 replies · +6 points

What is it with these delicate conservative flowers anyway, that they have to build their own special little sandboxes all the time because they can't cope with differences of opinion? They're so full of tough talk about freedom and gun rights but they can't even defend themselves on the Internet without running away and whining that they're being censored. Pansies.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - We Have Colonized Reag... · 0 replies · +5 points

Bahahaha, didn't take them long to go into lockdown. WHUT ABOUT MAH FREEDUMB OF SPEEACH, BITCHEZZ??

8 years ago @ Wonkette - This Victoria Jackson ... · 1 reply · +10 points

Mark Gregory puts the "ass" in class.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Ladies, Please Stop Th... · 0 replies · +9 points

Dear Republicans - you may parse words and change definitions all you want, but the problem is your core ideas are utterly repellent to sane, decent people. Once the remaining angry old white guys die out, ya'll are just going to be talking to each other.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Comment of the... · 0 replies · +9 points

This guy really puts the 'douche' in douchebag.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Fifty Shades Of Meh, W... · 0 replies · +16 points

I've read so many hilarious take-downs of 50 Shades that I don't ever have to bother with the series. I have a far filthier imagination than her anyway!

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Area Woman Still Can't... · 0 replies · +19 points

This recent trend of wingnuts trying to make their derp sound all sciency and authoritative is fascinating in a watching-a-train-wreck kind of way. I've never seen logic and words take such a beating.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Area Woman Still Can't... · 1 reply · +9 points

Sex-feminism? I'm in.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Comments Of Th... · 2 replies · +28 points

I understand Alex Jones very well - he's a conscience-free grifter who knows that his marks will believe any crazy-ass conspiracy theory he decides to crap out on the air.