en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/5648809 Comments by DustyBowlBlues http://wonkette.com/573494/rich-texas-parents-reading-ayn-rand-in-school-will-fix-all-the-poverty#IDComment943900533 You mean Ayn Rand, the chain smoker whose teeth were so deeply stained that they looked yellow on a black and white screen?That Ayn Rand? The one who stank as badly as John Boner in a Hawaiian shirt? Fri, 23 Jan 2015 01:50:35 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573494/rich-texas-parents-reading-ayn-rand-in-school-will-fix-all-the-poverty#IDComment943900533 http://wonkette.com/573125/extra-extra-get-your-2015-barack-obama-state-of-the-union-liveblog-here#IDComment943265162 No to TPP. Wed, 21 Jan 2015 02:38:32 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573125/extra-extra-get-your-2015-barack-obama-state-of-the-union-liveblog-here#IDComment943265162 http://wonkette.com/573125/extra-extra-get-your-2015-barack-obama-state-of-the-union-liveblog-here#IDComment943264072 Tulsa Community College offers free tuition to students who give twenty hours of community service in Tulsa. Wed, 21 Jan 2015 02:34:17 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573125/extra-extra-get-your-2015-barack-obama-state-of-the-union-liveblog-here#IDComment943264072 http://wonkette.com/573125/extra-extra-get-your-2015-barack-obama-state-of-the-union-liveblog-here#IDComment943263365 Wonder if Joni Ernst is there in her fancy shoes. Or is she sequestered with her good luck hog 'nads. Wed, 21 Jan 2015 02:31:10 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573125/extra-extra-get-your-2015-barack-obama-state-of-the-union-liveblog-here#IDComment943263365 http://wonkette.com/573125/extra-extra-get-your-2015-barack-obama-state-of-the-union-liveblog-here#IDComment943262350 I've given it some thought and, yes. Your governor is really as dumb as he looks. Wed, 21 Jan 2015 02:27:01 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573125/extra-extra-get-your-2015-barack-obama-state-of-the-union-liveblog-here#IDComment943262350 http://wonkette.com/573125/extra-extra-get-your-2015-barack-obama-state-of-the-union-liveblog-here#IDComment943260307 Maybe it's just me, but I could pass on Bill Clinton's icky-poo SOTU innovation of calling on people watching in the audience. Wed, 21 Jan 2015 02:18:46 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573125/extra-extra-get-your-2015-barack-obama-state-of-the-union-liveblog-here#IDComment943260307 http://wonkette.com/573125/extra-extra-get-your-2015-barack-obama-state-of-the-union-liveblog-here#IDComment943259983 Who can forget the way he presciently mocked the line item budget "volcano monitoring" just days before a mountain in the Snowbilly Grifters' beloved Alaska blew up. The man has a knack. Wed, 21 Jan 2015 02:17:20 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573125/extra-extra-get-your-2015-barack-obama-state-of-the-union-liveblog-here#IDComment943259983 http://wonkette.com/573125/extra-extra-get-your-2015-barack-obama-state-of-the-union-liveblog-here#IDComment943259228 I can't look at Boner without thinking how badly he must stink. Wed, 21 Jan 2015 02:14:06 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573125/extra-extra-get-your-2015-barack-obama-state-of-the-union-liveblog-here#IDComment943259228 http://wonkette.com/573125/extra-extra-get-your-2015-barack-obama-state-of-the-union-liveblog-here#IDComment943258884 So that was what that comment was. Wed, 21 Jan 2015 02:12:49 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573125/extra-extra-get-your-2015-barack-obama-state-of-the-union-liveblog-here#IDComment943258884 http://wonkette.com/573125/extra-extra-get-your-2015-barack-obama-state-of-the-union-liveblog-here#IDComment943257476 Hey--Steve King's asshole comment about Deportables is on Chris Hayes' lips, but the wonket scooped him, {eyes glaze over as massive quantities of anti-histamine hits system all at once, thoughts wander) Wonder if Woody thought of using deportable . . . harder to rhyme, maybe) Wed, 21 Jan 2015 02:07:04 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573125/extra-extra-get-your-2015-barack-obama-state-of-the-union-liveblog-here#IDComment943257476 http://wonkette.com/573125/extra-extra-get-your-2015-barack-obama-state-of-the-union-liveblog-here#IDComment943256473 While we wait: I hoped a bit of something good might make me feel better, so I ate a box of cookies the expensive way, one 100 cal pack at a time. It didn't help. But now fat and lazy have joined my pounding sinuses. Waa, waa, waa, Wed, 21 Jan 2015 02:02:52 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573125/extra-extra-get-your-2015-barack-obama-state-of-the-union-liveblog-here#IDComment943256473 http://wonkette.com/573125/extra-extra-get-your-2015-barack-obama-state-of-the-union-liveblog-here#IDComment943254835 I'm sticking around for just a wee while tonight, as I am suffering from hay fever worthy of ragweed season and a couple of diseases/condiitons common to an Old such as I. Steve Polishname on MSNBC has a lot of energy, one might even say hyper, but Chris Hayes was better at the weekend show. And less better in Keith O's slot. First SOTU liveblog comment: Chief Justice Roberts is certainly a smug-looking fucker. Wed, 21 Jan 2015 01:55:40 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573125/extra-extra-get-your-2015-barack-obama-state-of-the-union-liveblog-here#IDComment943254835 http://wonkette.com/573009/florida-man-to-give-tea-party-sotu-response-what-could-possibly-go-wrong#IDComment943170311 The Teabaggers are the Republican party. They own it. And the dysfunction in congress. All the while, offering lefty satirists, which is to say satirist, comedy gold. Time to kick them out of office so lazy comedians like John Stewart have to work for comedy for a change. I hope to be here to share the joy of the SOTU with the wonkeratti, but I am ailing from various old people pains so who knows? Right now I need to talk to Rushbo's doctor and get some actual painkillers. My advice is die while you can still enjoy life. BTW--How is our esteemed editor enjoying her first Montana winter? At least being pregnant makes you feel warm all the time, I'm sure that's making all the difference. Tue, 20 Jan 2015 19:34:04 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573009/florida-man-to-give-tea-party-sotu-response-what-could-possibly-go-wrong#IDComment943170311 http://wonkette.com/570758/smirking-thug-who-attacked-lady-subway-worker-was-an-nypd-cop-surprise#IDComment939891142 Important Point: Cop unions are different a real union. For instance, the IAFF (firefighters) is an international union made up of what are called "locals." Furthermore, they are part of the umbrella group, the AFL-CIO. There is no such organization for cops unless they join another union's international. So no one higher up can tell them when to knock off the shit. So you get a bunch of freethinkers who want to carry guns, enforce laws, and fuck up just about anyone who pisses them off. Just don't be tricked when you hear it called a union. The Old Man is a retired firefighter & local president. At one time, the cops & his IAFF local negotiated jointly w/ them at one time, & they acted like assholes. Not to badmouth cops, or anything. Sat, 10 Jan 2015 21:33:02 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570758/smirking-thug-who-attacked-lady-subway-worker-was-an-nypd-cop-surprise#IDComment939891142 http://wonkette.com/570758/smirking-thug-who-attacked-lady-subway-worker-was-an-nypd-cop-surprise#IDComment939887003 That's the best definition of what I perceive as the situation, looking at it from in the Dust Bowl. Nice job, Shrill (If that's even your real name.) Sat, 10 Jan 2015 21:15:30 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570758/smirking-thug-who-attacked-lady-subway-worker-was-an-nypd-cop-surprise#IDComment939887003 http://wonkette.com/569719/nebraska-and-oklahoma-harshing-colorados-mellow-with-totally-uncool-lawsuit-man#IDComment930971011 They did, but there's no one living in the Texas Panhandle so they never got an answer. Fri, 19 Dec 2014 19:52:15 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569719/nebraska-and-oklahoma-harshing-colorados-mellow-with-totally-uncool-lawsuit-man#IDComment930971011 http://wonkette.com/569719/nebraska-and-oklahoma-harshing-colorados-mellow-with-totally-uncool-lawsuit-man#IDComment930970552 That's Spooky Doktor Tom to you, non-okie. Fri, 19 Dec 2014 19:50:55 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569719/nebraska-and-oklahoma-harshing-colorados-mellow-with-totally-uncool-lawsuit-man#IDComment930970552 http://wonkette.com/569719/nebraska-and-oklahoma-harshing-colorados-mellow-with-totally-uncool-lawsuit-man#IDComment930969620 In the weird budget bill that just passed, it seems the Native-American Nations will be allowed to sell "medical" marijuana. I hope our lameass little tribe will jump on this bandwagon, or ceremonial drum or, fuck, I don't know--maybe the way they jumped on gambling. Fri, 19 Dec 2014 19:48:15 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569719/nebraska-and-oklahoma-harshing-colorados-mellow-with-totally-uncool-lawsuit-man#IDComment930969620 http://wonkette.com/569719/nebraska-and-oklahoma-harshing-colorados-mellow-with-totally-uncool-lawsuit-man#IDComment930968455 If god is a stoner, Mattress Mary's slut daughter will be pulled over and found to be bringing pounds of weed back. Fri, 19 Dec 2014 19:44:53 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569719/nebraska-and-oklahoma-harshing-colorados-mellow-with-totally-uncool-lawsuit-man#IDComment930968455 http://wonkette.com/569719/nebraska-and-oklahoma-harshing-colorados-mellow-with-totally-uncool-lawsuit-man#IDComment930968099 Best state song, ever! Here, let me sing it for you . . . Fri, 19 Dec 2014 19:43:48 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569719/nebraska-and-oklahoma-harshing-colorados-mellow-with-totally-uncool-lawsuit-man#IDComment930968099