en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/1672070 Comments by DustBowlBlues http://wonkette.com/486516/sorry-ohio-dems-but-pile-of-manure-dumped-at-your-headquarters-is-sort-of-completely-hilarious#IDComment460949332 Intense Debate let me in again, after days, when I hit reload repeatedly. Wonderful if I can possibly get here tonight. I hate Intense Debate. Thu, 11 Oct 2012 19:41:11 +0000 http://wonkette.com/486516/sorry-ohio-dems-but-pile-of-manure-dumped-at-your-headquarters-is-sort-of-completely-hilarious#IDComment460949332 http://wonkette.com/485766/fuddy-duddy-bush-lawyer-rains-on-romney-middle-east-torture-parties#IDComment454893863 Now I'm doing from email. Is anyone logged into to ID but shut out by wonkette? Crap. Have I been banhammered, when I haven't even been in the neighborhood for a few days. :-( Thu, 4 Oct 2012 00:36:02 +0000 http://wonkette.com/485766/fuddy-duddy-bush-lawyer-rains-on-romney-middle-east-torture-parties#IDComment454893863 http://wonkette.com/485766/fuddy-duddy-bush-lawyer-rains-on-romney-middle-east-torture-parties#IDComment454636907 In an earlier debate, when they Republics were asked about closing gitmo he answered, in a weirdly gleeful voice, that he thought they should "double" the size of it. Sweet mother of god, save the world from this idiot being elected. Wed, 3 Oct 2012 17:27:03 +0000 http://wonkette.com/485766/fuddy-duddy-bush-lawyer-rains-on-romney-middle-east-torture-parties#IDComment454636907 http://wonkette.com/485766/fuddy-duddy-bush-lawyer-rains-on-romney-middle-east-torture-parties#IDComment454632922 Okay--I need a call on this one. The NYT says memorandums. I always thought that, since the word is from the latin, that it was memoranda. Wake up, all you loafing 47% living in your parents' basement, where you framed and hung your BA in English. (History will do). Wed, 3 Oct 2012 17:20:20 +0000 http://wonkette.com/485766/fuddy-duddy-bush-lawyer-rains-on-romney-middle-east-torture-parties#IDComment454632922 http://wonkette.com/485766/fuddy-duddy-bush-lawyer-rains-on-romney-middle-east-torture-parties#IDComment454631687 Wow. I finally got into wonkette and now have nothing left to say except I hope it works tonight. Does anyone use Safari to download? Is that my problem--a secret war from Apple on "my" the wonket? Wed, 3 Oct 2012 17:18:03 +0000 http://wonkette.com/485766/fuddy-duddy-bush-lawyer-rains-on-romney-middle-east-torture-parties#IDComment454631687 http://wonkette.com/485639/tonight-at-7pm-hunk-with-truck-faces-professor-with-dresser#IDComment453106114 I can't believe it--I finally got the right "my" wonkette screen. I've been trying for so long, I was convinced my nightmare conspiracy had finally happened. That would be that the millionaire dipshit who owns "Hobby Lobby" (the guy who bailed out Orel R.U.--the most recent bailout), the NRA, the RNC, the KKK and the Confessing Movement had paid ATT mega-visits to Mittens summer home and three free rides for two executives and their cars car to go up and down the elevator, and let ATT's favorite CEO emcee Mittens' roast in exchange for scrambling the tubes that deliver the wonket throughout the Bible Belt, starting with the Dust Bowl. Mon, 1 Oct 2012 21:10:30 +0000 http://wonkette.com/485639/tonight-at-7pm-hunk-with-truck-faces-professor-with-dresser#IDComment453106114 http://wonkette.com/485468/midwest-madness-your-wisconsin-senate-debate-liveblog#IDComment451825699 Well, shit. It's late and I'm worried about the fucking Supreme Court if the rat-bastards manage to steal this thing. I heard on Rachel that women in TX are already going to Mexico for a pill they hope aborts the fetus. Remember: When coat hangers are outlawed, desperate women will find another way. I actually feel proud that I had an abortion at 4 weeks--suck on that, Tommy. And Todd and Michele and anyone else in the bottomless pit of vitriol and ignorance and rich puppet masters who are the Republithug party today. Time for bed. Nitey' all. Later, losers, and love and kisses, DBB Sun, 30 Sep 2012 02:05:15 +0000 http://wonkette.com/485468/midwest-madness-your-wisconsin-senate-debate-liveblog#IDComment451825699 http://wonkette.com/485428/how-is-missouri-senate-candidate-todd-akin-setting-his-compound-on-fire-today#IDComment451821829 It's freedom or Jeebus. They got nothin' else. Sun, 30 Sep 2012 01:55:46 +0000 http://wonkette.com/485428/how-is-missouri-senate-candidate-todd-akin-setting-his-compound-on-fire-today#IDComment451821829 http://wonkette.com/485428/how-is-missouri-senate-candidate-todd-akin-setting-his-compound-on-fire-today#IDComment451821243 The populace down here in the Dust Bowl are in full sympathy with him, just from afar. They don't make 'em crazy enough to alienate these morons. Sun, 30 Sep 2012 01:54:24 +0000 http://wonkette.com/485428/how-is-missouri-senate-candidate-todd-akin-setting-his-compound-on-fire-today#IDComment451821243 http://wonkette.com/485468/midwest-madness-your-wisconsin-senate-debate-liveblog#IDComment451818249 It wasn't on my teevee and I was too busy getting stuff ready for church tomorrow, being one of those dysfunctional godless-liberalsl who attends church as . . . irony? Or because I'm a better xian than any of the conservatives? Whatever--Who won? Sun, 30 Sep 2012 01:47:38 +0000 http://wonkette.com/485468/midwest-madness-your-wisconsin-senate-debate-liveblog#IDComment451818249 http://wonkette.com/485256/who-is-chris-christie-yelling-at-today-2#IDComment449456573 Will this fat fuck's schtick ever get old in NJ? Surely this phony tub-of-lard will be dead at the polls. By votes. Wed, 26 Sep 2012 22:41:10 +0000 http://wonkette.com/485256/who-is-chris-christie-yelling-at-today-2#IDComment449456573 http://wonkette.com/485245/cherokee-nation-chief-would-like-browns-staff-to-can-it-with-the-war-whoops#IDComment449351293 On a serious note, sort of, wasn't a part of Brown's appeal how likable he was supposed to be? When I saw him making fun of E. Warren's skin color in the debate, I was shocked. "Look at her". Jesus C, but that's rude as well as vulgar. Now he's making it worse. Sure, it would be a winning strategy in Ok--oh, right, it would not be such a winning strategy here. She wd. have to claim to be negro for it to work here. The redneck-baggers would throw chunks of watermelon at her. Then she would lose. Anyway, doesn't he stand a chance of hurting his chances of being elected if the people in Massachusetts, where they think they are so superior to the Dust Bowlers, elect a man who does such despicable things, then everyone in New England and STFU about us. Wed, 26 Sep 2012 19:45:40 +0000 http://wonkette.com/485245/cherokee-nation-chief-would-like-browns-staff-to-can-it-with-the-war-whoops#IDComment449351293 http://wonkette.com/485245/cherokee-nation-chief-would-like-browns-staff-to-can-it-with-the-war-whoops#IDComment449347474 Sorry, Cal, but I'm immediately stealing morally challenged. Applies to every g**dam Republithug I know. Wed, 26 Sep 2012 19:39:28 +0000 http://wonkette.com/485245/cherokee-nation-chief-would-like-browns-staff-to-can-it-with-the-war-whoops#IDComment449347474 http://wonkette.com/485245/cherokee-nation-chief-would-like-browns-staff-to-can-it-with-the-war-whoops#IDComment449343821 The Cherokees have plenty of casino money (they have rescued the schools of Tahlequah, their capital, at least one. And built bridges. Etc.) and should donate some of that cash to EW's campaign. That would show Brown what happens to racists. BTW--The Citizen Pottawattomies totally bailed out their local school district and built roads. Other tribes have done similar things, I'm sure, but not the Republican Osages. We have over 30 recognized by the feds tribes in OK. Best name? Absentee Shawnees. Wed, 26 Sep 2012 19:33:24 +0000 http://wonkette.com/485245/cherokee-nation-chief-would-like-browns-staff-to-can-it-with-the-war-whoops#IDComment449343821 http://wonkette.com/485245/cherokee-nation-chief-would-like-browns-staff-to-can-it-with-the-war-whoops#IDComment449337472 BTW--If her name were Elizabeth Bushyhead (common Cherokee last name) would he be more convinced? Or just make fun of both her heritage and her funny name? Think of the wigs the Teabaggers could come up with. I was once working on a senate campaign, when they sent in the DC staffers to show the hicks how it's done (ever happen to you? People who don't know shit about local conditions or issues fly in to boss around people who can find their asses with both hands). Anyway, I met a Cherokee woman named Michelle Teehee. Her last name did not fit her personality. Anything but happy ending: Coburn won. Wed, 26 Sep 2012 19:22:55 +0000 http://wonkette.com/485245/cherokee-nation-chief-would-like-browns-staff-to-can-it-with-the-war-whoops#IDComment449337472 http://wonkette.com/485245/cherokee-nation-chief-would-like-browns-staff-to-can-it-with-the-war-whoops#IDComment449334521 LNS? Pleeze explain to this Old? Wed, 26 Sep 2012 19:18:17 +0000 http://wonkette.com/485245/cherokee-nation-chief-would-like-browns-staff-to-can-it-with-the-war-whoops#IDComment449334521 http://wonkette.com/485245/cherokee-nation-chief-would-like-browns-staff-to-can-it-with-the-war-whoops#IDComment449330018 Everyone born in this fucking state is part Indian, usually Cherokee. Like me. Can I prove it? No. Dipshit ancestors weren't there when the Dawes Commission did their white-people-don't-get-Indians survey. "They own property in common and there are no orphans, because they are all taken in by familes. This has got to stop!!! " I wish I were making it up, but I'm not. My mother's family always claimed to be part Cherokee and I believed them. The asshole Brown should be given a copy of Angie Debo's great history, "And Still the Waters Run." Brown doesn't get a fucking thing, except he's maybe losing. BTW--John Ross, one of the 5 great chiefs at the time of removal, was only a fractional Cherokee and was married to a white woman. The Cherokees and I should hold a press conference together. And the Delawares, though I'm not sure there are even any pure bloods left from that little tribe. BTW--Fuck the Osages. Wed, 26 Sep 2012 19:11:22 +0000 http://wonkette.com/485245/cherokee-nation-chief-would-like-browns-staff-to-can-it-with-the-war-whoops#IDComment449330018 http://wonkette.com/485245/cherokee-nation-chief-would-like-browns-staff-to-can-it-with-the-war-whoops#IDComment449326443 Nah. That's Eagle Wolfchief, one of ours. Wed, 26 Sep 2012 19:06:02 +0000 http://wonkette.com/485245/cherokee-nation-chief-would-like-browns-staff-to-can-it-with-the-war-whoops#IDComment449326443 http://wonkette.com/485007/weekly-standard-filthy-rich-romney-gave-far-more-to-charity-than-did-merely-wealthy-joe-biden#IDComment447784948 Doesn't he give mostly to his own foundation and the Mormons? So the "missionaries" can go convert protestant Xians into Mormons? Or is it to buy stock in Pepsico? I'm confused. This was not covered in my college class on Reformation History. Mon, 24 Sep 2012 20:50:40 +0000 http://wonkette.com/485007/weekly-standard-filthy-rich-romney-gave-far-more-to-charity-than-did-merely-wealthy-joe-biden#IDComment447784948 http://wonkette.com/484814/mitt-romney-now-rambling-about-beautiful-clouds#IDComment445476957 OT--Who won the debate last night? I don't have cspan 3. Be honest. I can handle the truth. On topic--What's next for Romney strategy to avoid answering any questions? Pointing skyward and yelling "Look. It's Haley's Comet?" Fri, 21 Sep 2012 14:59:33 +0000 http://wonkette.com/484814/mitt-romney-now-rambling-about-beautiful-clouds#IDComment445476957