gdp's Comments

Wonkette : John Boehner Mad Enough At Democrat Obstruction To Say A Cuss

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 00:49:48 +0000

So their karma ran over their dogma. Fitting.

Wonkette : Barack Obama Hates Maureen Dowd, As Do All Patriotic Americans

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 00:23:14 +0000

Who thinks she's a psychologist.

Wonkette : GOP's Newest Fun Campaign Prop: Veterans' Graves

Wed, 8 Oct 2014 01:58:43 +0000

Most VA's won't let you film there either. Too bad, so sad.

Wonkette : This Missouri Republican Wishes Old Chicks Were Still Hot Like Him

Wed, 8 Oct 2014 01:47:38 +0000

Time, time, time, see what's become of me, As I looked around for my possibilities, I was so hard to please...

Wonkette : Wingnut Super-Lawyer Larry Klayman Wants Obama Deported Over Fake Birth Certificate

Fri, 3 Oct 2014 23:15:18 +0000

Who gets the kid in this version?

Wonkette : Why Do All These Drunk Girls Keep Oppressing These Poor Frat Boys?

Thu, 25 Sep 2014 20:37:39 +0000

It was either that or how Black people are the real racists.

Wonkette : Why Do All These Drunk Girls Keep Oppressing These Poor Frat Boys?

Thu, 25 Sep 2014 20:35:52 +0000

"Students relearn how to pace themselves while drinking" Hahahaha!!! Oh, he was serious? Did he even go to college? When, 1935?

Wonkette : Republicans Are Terrible At The Internet, PolitiFact Kills Irony, And Other News You Can Maybe Use

Tue, 26 Aug 2014 15:22:18 +0000

And he probably had overdue library books. WTF?

Wonkette : Stupidest Man On Internet Pretty Sure Restaurant Fight Was Work Of 'Black Lynch Mob'

Mon, 25 Aug 2014 21:53:37 +0000

I thought you were Orange.

Wonkette : Sarah Palin On Speed: Blames Sammy Hagar Because 'Personal Responsibility'

Wed, 23 Jul 2014 20:13:31 +0000

"Quittin Time" Mary Chapin Carpenter http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCkT7vm1dNg

Wonkette : Fun-Loving Anti-Abortion Pals Making New Friends! (Invading Unitarian Church, Calling Them Satan)

Tue, 22 Jul 2014 20:58:26 +0000

I thought freedom was just another word for nothin left to lose.

Wonkette : Couple Of Idiots Have Thoughts On Gay Sportsball Player Michael Sam

Mon, 21 Jul 2014 20:03:55 +0000

Yeah, and we saw how well that "social experiment" worked in the military when DADT was repealed. All the hetero military folks just up and quit rather than have to serve with teh gheys, and there was no end of disruption. Didn't that lose us a war or two? Also? Is it too early for a /FFS/?

Wonkette : Man Time: Cheer for These Underdogs

Fri, 18 Jul 2014 15:51:34 +0000

Sweet Molly Malone libel!!111!

Wonkette : Federal Appeals Court Tells Girl She Really, Really Didn't Get Into The University Of Texas, For Ser

Wed, 16 Jul 2014 20:13:54 +0000

I love intra-state rivalries! Folks at UGA used to call Ga Tech "that trade school on North Ave."

Wonkette : Bristol Palin Knows Who Is Classy And It Is Not The Dumb Gay President

Wed, 16 Jul 2014 20:05:52 +0000

Get classy, Bristol. There, FIFY.

Wonkette : Bristol Palin Knows Who Is Classy And It Is Not The Dumb Gay President

Wed, 16 Jul 2014 19:58:24 +0000

Huh. We call that Mauntan Dyew here in Appalachia.

Wonkette : In Well-Thought-Out Move, Army Returning Bowe Bergdahl To Active Duty

Tue, 15 Jul 2014 16:41:40 +0000

No, he's an active doody.

Wonkette : Chuck C. Johnson Is An Award-Winning Journalist

Tue, 15 Jul 2014 16:39:37 +0000

Maybe he and James O'Keefe can form a club. And seriously, nothing says Pretentious Asshole like, "google me."

Wonkette : Deleted Comments Of The Day: Expect 20,000 Militia Heroes On The Border By Thursday

Tue, 15 Jul 2014 03:54:32 +0000

"Deliverance"? (Speaking of squealing...)

Wonkette : Eric Holder Doesn't Respect Sarah Palin's Vast Experience

Mon, 14 Jul 2014 20:21:46 +0000

Rebel without a clue