DocChaos

DocChaos

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9 years ago @ Wonkette - The Fartknocker Report... · 5 replies · +32 points

The median age of a Fox News viewer is 69 years old, even older for most of the rant shows that Palin and Coulter frequent. For much of that audience anything without a walker and a goiter is still "hot".

9 years ago @ Wonkette - GOP Rep Just Sure Obam... · 0 replies · +3 points

Scott Perry sounds like a made up Republican for a political novel about an ambitious asshole Governor. I see a future for this guy.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Federal Judge To Alaba... · 0 replies · +12 points

Alabama is one place where the slippery slope argument that this could lead to legal marriages between siblings might actually work to help the acceptance of gay marriage.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Morning Maddow: Oregon... · 1 reply · +4 points

My new film about a highly decorated Iraq war combat vet who is into BDSM is going to clean up in the red states.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - New Republican Congres... · 0 replies · +6 points

So hoist up the John B's sail
See how the mainsail sets
Call for the Captain ashore
Let me go home, let me go home
I wanna go home, let me go home
Why don't you let me go home

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Gee Does It Seem Like ... · 0 replies · +16 points

And then Mr. Blanton handed out valentines gift bags to the rest of the committee and asked that they consider lifting the regulatory burden from his clients because who knows better, bureaucrats and socialists who hide behind the facts while strangling the economy, or the free enterprise system that wants everyone to have the opportunity to lobby for an advantage over their competition.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Rush Limbaugh: Scott W... · 0 replies · +12 points

Limbaugh is still angry that a false accusation of rape would have been more attention from a female than he ever got while in college. The only type of guys that imply that all sexual active unmarried women are sluts, are the type that couldn't even get "sluts" to sleep with them. It's fucked up misogynist logic - if the promiscuous girls won't sleep with me, then everyone who won't sleep with me must be promiscuous.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Fox News: Science Is A... · 0 replies · +4 points

A lot of different Fox hosts make stupid observations, but it always seems that the stupidest outrage comes from Tantaros.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Rand Paul Blames Hilla... · 0 replies · +6 points

This isn't much different than blaming Bush for ISIS. Sure there are ripple effects and unplanned consequences from any action in the middle east, and Bush's botched Iraq adventure contributed mightily to Sunni resentments of a newly Shia dominated government there, arguably giving ISIS the local support it needed to cross the border, but there is something bizarrely paternalistic and condescending in an attitude that unrest and violence only happen as a result of U.S. policy in a region, as if no one, from fed up students to pathologically violent religious fanatics are capable of acting on their grievances ( real or imagined), independent of U.S. policies, and that the leadership of every country and group in the region owes it's existence, directly or indirectly, to the U.S.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Ted Cruz Has Had It Wi... · 0 replies · +7 points

I'm calling for the Defense of the Senate Act, which would allow the federal government to ignore a state's choice of senator if they are batshit crazy or a complete jerk.