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Wonkette : Wonkette Live Blog III: And We Choked Their Rivers With Our Dead

Wed, 5 Nov 2014 05:29:53 +0000

No idea. Public education is screwed.

Wonkette : Election 2014: Liveblogging The GOP-ocalypse

Tue, 4 Nov 2014 23:38:45 +0000

Take Indy's advice.

Wonkette : Election 2014: Liveblogging The GOP-ocalypse

Tue, 4 Nov 2014 23:33:32 +0000

e) Grant Park, Chicago, Election Day, 2008. The weather was nice.

Wonkette : Lemon and Rosemary Gin Fizz For All Your Election Day Sorrow-Drowning

Tue, 4 Nov 2014 23:28:29 +0000

More proof is needed.

Wonkette : RNC Pretty Sure New AP History Test Is Racist Against America

Thu, 14 Aug 2014 14:44:38 +0000

http://www.nba.com/sixers/photos/six_bigben_1T.jp...

Wonkette : Fox News, Keith Ablow Jump On Tiny Cartoon Genitals

Sun, 11 May 2014 18:00:19 +0000

It's a slippery slope.

Wonkette : Barack Obama Will Not Be President Of Naming Things

Wed, 2 Apr 2014 22:42:32 +0000

Now that's a stinkburger.

Wonkette : Barack Obama Will Not Be President Of Naming Things

Wed, 2 Apr 2014 22:40:56 +0000

False equivalence! At the time, Reagan believed he was a moose.

Wonkette : Dangerous Nun, 84, Gets 3 Years For Assaulting 'Merca's Precious Freedom Nukes

Wed, 19 Feb 2014 16:30:01 +0000

Wrappers need rappers.

Wonkette : Dangerous Nun, 84, Gets 3 Years For Assaulting 'Merca's Precious Freedom Nukes

Wed, 19 Feb 2014 16:24:35 +0000

Is this how you do liberation theology?

Wonkette : Brave Hero Breitbart Reporter CRUSHES Dumb Buzzfeed Guy Who Lied All Over Donald Trump

Tue, 18 Feb 2014 23:19:00 +0000

I wish someone would look at me like I was "yummy."

Wonkette : 70% Of Americans Perfectly Suited To Sit On House Science Committee

Mon, 17 Feb 2014 17:59:46 +0000

Horrendous Space Kablooie. That's a good name for a rock band.

Wonkette : We Humbly Apologize For Mocking Clay Aiken's Congressional Run Because His Campaign Announcement Is

Wed, 5 Feb 2014 17:06:15 +0000

Stand with Sanjaya.

Wonkette : What To Drink While Bill Nye, Science Guy, 'Debates' This Creationist Doofus Back To The Stone Age T

Wed, 5 Feb 2014 01:47:07 +0000

The majority once liked Dick Nixon.

Wonkette : What To Drink While Bill Nye, Science Guy, 'Debates' This Creationist Doofus Back To The Stone Age T

Wed, 5 Feb 2014 01:43:28 +0000

Why's it so cold, Bill?

Wonkette : What To Drink While Bill Nye, Science Guy, 'Debates' This Creationist Doofus Back To The Stone Age T

Wed, 5 Feb 2014 01:40:32 +0000

OK, God. Time for your Marshall McLuhan moment.

Wonkette : What To Drink While Bill Nye, Science Guy, 'Debates' This Creationist Doofus Back To The Stone Age T

Wed, 5 Feb 2014 01:07:10 +0000

Keep fuckin' that chicken of the sea.

Wonkette : What To Drink While Bill Nye, Science Guy, 'Debates' This Creationist Doofus Back To The Stone Age T

Wed, 5 Feb 2014 00:58:55 +0000

That and some gentle comedy.

Wonkette : What To Drink While Bill Nye, Science Guy, 'Debates' This Creationist Doofus Back To The Stone Age T

Wed, 5 Feb 2014 00:57:43 +0000

I hope he just crossed out the rest of the jokes.

Wonkette : What To Drink While Bill Nye, Science Guy, 'Debates' This Creationist Doofus Back To The Stone Age T

Wed, 5 Feb 2014 00:55:06 +0000

Somebody check Nye's basement. I bet that's where he's hidden all the kangaroo bones.