en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/4806826 Comments by Dildeaux http://wonkette.com/546097/gun-humpers-pretty-thrilled-about-pennsylvania-high-school-boy-stabbing-all-those-kids#IDComment815691380 When, if ever, does a good guy with a gun transform into a bad guy with a gun? Never? Just Google US mass shootings. You will find essentially all of the perps are older white guys, not unemployed inner city moochers. Fuck Im pissed today. Wed, 9 Apr 2014 17:25:13 +0000 http://wonkette.com/546097/gun-humpers-pretty-thrilled-about-pennsylvania-high-school-boy-stabbing-all-those-kids#IDComment815691380 http://wonkette.com/545765/tennessee-sovereign-citizen-liberates-people-from-all-their-worthless-federal-money#IDComment814974601 Caveat imptur, bitches. Obvs, there should be zero laws against stealing from people because if you are dumb enough to give these con men money, well, you deserve to lose it. This is truly how they think. Laws against such activity is social engineering.. Mon, 7 Apr 2014 15:47:20 +0000 http://wonkette.com/545765/tennessee-sovereign-citizen-liberates-people-from-all-their-worthless-federal-money#IDComment814974601 http://wonkette.com/545768/peggy-noonan-lifts-head-from-bar-slurs-out-more-lies-about-obamacare-passes-back-out#IDComment814973620 Healthcare is tyranny. Mon, 7 Apr 2014 15:43:01 +0000 http://wonkette.com/545768/peggy-noonan-lifts-head-from-bar-slurs-out-more-lies-about-obamacare-passes-back-out#IDComment814973620 http://wonkette.com/545787/deleted-comments-of-the-week-why-do-liberals-hate-sarah-palin-but-love-gay-graham-crackers#IDComment814968260 "God will protect those who love Him." Yes, tell that to a three year old with leukemia. "God WILL forgive you". Then I'll sin my ass off for the next few decades and, on my death bed, convert. Best of both worlds. Mon, 7 Apr 2014 15:19:15 +0000 http://wonkette.com/545787/deleted-comments-of-the-week-why-do-liberals-hate-sarah-palin-but-love-gay-graham-crackers#IDComment814968260 http://wonkette.com/545594/kentucky-senate-candidate-matt-bevin-accidentally-thinks-chicken-boxing-is-awesome-states-rights-issue#IDComment813561150 Defending: rape environmental destruction cock fighting the glass ceiling gun rights blastocyst personhood vote suppression "religious freedom" to discriminate against anyone prayer in schools elimination of healthcare for millions of citizens forced bankruptcies Wall Street fake scandals destruction of the social safety net ... Thu, 3 Apr 2014 19:04:55 +0000 http://wonkette.com/545594/kentucky-senate-candidate-matt-bevin-accidentally-thinks-chicken-boxing-is-awesome-states-rights-issue#IDComment813561150 http://wonkette.com/545395/fox-friends-points-out-that-ted-cruz-is-stupid-and-nobody-wants-to-repeal-obamacare#IDComment812725362 Feel compelled to mention that I, as an employed Murikan, have benefited from Obamacare. My 23 y/o son is on my policy for a few more years and my daughter receives free slut pillz. Id venture a guess that million of folks have the same story, but may be a bit slow on the uptake. Tue, 1 Apr 2014 17:41:27 +0000 http://wonkette.com/545395/fox-friends-points-out-that-ted-cruz-is-stupid-and-nobody-wants-to-repeal-obamacare#IDComment812725362 http://wonkette.com/545191/union-thugs-get-greasy-hands-on-college-sportsball#IDComment811177513 Suddenly the rw world hates the idea of paying college players. Cant decide if its because unions or because predominately black or both. Fri, 28 Mar 2014 18:18:48 +0000 http://wonkette.com/545191/union-thugs-get-greasy-hands-on-college-sportsball#IDComment811177513 http://wonkette.com/544986/deleted-comments-of-the-day-leave-alex-jones-aloooooone#IDComment810727609 Needz moar Shrimp Boy. Thu, 27 Mar 2014 15:09:26 +0000 http://wonkette.com/544986/deleted-comments-of-the-day-leave-alex-jones-aloooooone#IDComment810727609 http://wonkette.com/545032/crazy-homeless-lady-wanders-into-chris-hayess-studio-claims-to-be-koch-brothers-flunkie#IDComment810722359 Why do I feel all stabby after watching this video? I thought the therapy was helping. Thu, 27 Mar 2014 14:51:27 +0000 http://wonkette.com/545032/crazy-homeless-lady-wanders-into-chris-hayess-studio-claims-to-be-koch-brothers-flunkie#IDComment810722359 http://wonkette.com/544651/katie-pavlich-attempts-journalism-again-with-usual-results#IDComment808394823 “Government over promising healthcare benefits” is a pretty disingenuous way of describing the Postal Accountability and Enhancement Act of 2006, which required the USPS to prefund health care benefits to future retirees for the next 75 years, an act of sabotage by a conservative Congress designed to drive the USPS into the ground, and which is the primary cause of its current financial troubles. TY for saying this. Wish CNN would say it. Fri, 21 Mar 2014 15:45:14 +0000 http://wonkette.com/544651/katie-pavlich-attempts-journalism-again-with-usual-results#IDComment808394823 http://wonkette.com/544525/let-jim-garrow-and-glenn-beck-crazysplain-that-missing-malaysian-jet-to-you#IDComment807956663 Pass progressive legislation? Thu, 20 Mar 2014 16:06:58 +0000 http://wonkette.com/544525/let-jim-garrow-and-glenn-beck-crazysplain-that-missing-malaysian-jet-to-you#IDComment807956663 http://wonkette.com/544525/let-jim-garrow-and-glenn-beck-crazysplain-that-missing-malaysian-jet-to-you#IDComment807954714 The movie Dogtooth expertly splains air travel. Thu, 20 Mar 2014 16:00:46 +0000 http://wonkette.com/544525/let-jim-garrow-and-glenn-beck-crazysplain-that-missing-malaysian-jet-to-you#IDComment807954714 http://wonkette.com/544467/louie-gohmert-wins-all-foreign-policy-by-debunking-comedy-routine#IDComment807556468 Gohmert is way funnier than SNL. Wed, 19 Mar 2014 17:28:46 +0000 http://wonkette.com/544467/louie-gohmert-wins-all-foreign-policy-by-debunking-comedy-routine#IDComment807556468 http://wonkette.com/544218/derp-roundup-your-weekly-tour-of-tawdry-trifling-trivia#IDComment806633838 When I have a Dusty Schmidt, I include more fiber in my diet. Mon, 17 Mar 2014 14:43:33 +0000 http://wonkette.com/544218/derp-roundup-your-weekly-tour-of-tawdry-trifling-trivia#IDComment806633838 http://wonkette.com/544244/wyoming-state-rep-troy-mader-learned-all-he-needs-to-know-about-aids-in-1984#IDComment806630538 "...and we are dying!” By all means, get on with it! Mon, 17 Mar 2014 14:33:15 +0000 http://wonkette.com/544244/wyoming-state-rep-troy-mader-learned-all-he-needs-to-know-about-aids-in-1984#IDComment806630538 http://wonkette.com/544085/congratulations-idaho-now-you-can-carry-concealed-weapons-on-college-campuses#IDComment805529924 Dild works on a college campus. A professor made an offhand comment about only bad guys are being allowed to carry guns on Ohio campuses. Because all good gun owners follow proper gun safety. All good gun owners are properly trained. Good gun owners never just snap-becoming bad gun owners. Good gun owners who are students never feel stress around work schedules, home life strife, parenting obligations and rigors of coursework. Good gun owners never accidentally discharge weapons in classrooms. Good gun owners never get pissed enough to shoot a fellow student, staff member or faculty. Good gun owning students would never pull out their concealed weapon, lay it on the desk and ask the professor if she would be applying a curve to the recent test grades. Thank gawd for good guys with guns. Fri, 14 Mar 2014 17:31:26 +0000 http://wonkette.com/544085/congratulations-idaho-now-you-can-carry-concealed-weapons-on-college-campuses#IDComment805529924 http://wonkette.com/543877/time-to-light-this-wisconsin-professor-on-fire-for-saying-republicans-did-thing-they-did#IDComment804657680 Speaking of professors, here is an exchange I received recently. All true. The talk is about fracking. What I did not include is a picture embedded in the email which shows a person lighting the water from her sink on fire... Members of the xxxxx Community: You are invited to the following lecture on Fracking this Thursday,xxxxxxxx. You probably know that this is the practice of freeing up gas in rock strata by injecting high pressure hydraulic fluid to fracture the gas containg layers. While this practice has yielded substantial amounts of gas, there are environmental costs which should be recognized. Professor xxxxxxxxx Professor of Law at xxxxxxx will speak to us on that topic. Faculty: could you please inform your students of this opportunity. Seems harmless right? An educational opportunity perhaps? Now we see the Reply to All from one of our resident baggers... Hi XXXX, The picture is really misleading…lots of people without fracking being done in their area can light their water….it’s all over YouTube! The picture makes it a for sure thing that I won’t be going…got to have an open mind or it’s not worth going—just propaganda --right? Let’s talk to the experts, the geologist--not lawyers! Got that. Since he and the presenter have their minds already made up, there is no reason to be tainted by attending the presentation. No, academia is not full of libtards. Wed, 12 Mar 2014 18:28:18 +0000 http://wonkette.com/543877/time-to-light-this-wisconsin-professor-on-fire-for-saying-republicans-did-thing-they-did#IDComment804657680 http://wonkette.com/543869/bill-oreilly-pretty-sure-lincoln-would-not-have-japed-and-jested-with-zach-galifianakis#IDComment804598372 For the uninitiated, its called a "pivot". The gop cant talk facts and real human life-saving coming out of the ACA, so they take the ACA discussion and pivot toward the personalities involved, in this instance, the POTUS and a comedian. They are so deft at pivot that we dont even realize we arent talking about the ACA anymore. Wed, 12 Mar 2014 15:31:33 +0000 http://wonkette.com/543869/bill-oreilly-pretty-sure-lincoln-would-not-have-japed-and-jested-with-zach-galifianakis#IDComment804598372 http://wonkette.com/543466/virginia-laws-against-anal-oral-sex-go-down-and-now-you-can-too#IDComment802398184 You can tell. Those two know their way around a corn dog. Good on them. Fri, 7 Mar 2014 16:25:35 +0000 http://wonkette.com/543466/virginia-laws-against-anal-oral-sex-go-down-and-now-you-can-too#IDComment802398184 http://wonkette.com/543113/jon-stewart-explains-russian-invasion-of-crimea-just-an-armed-surprise-party-for-old-friends-video#IDComment800965878 Russia fluoridates its water. Nuff said. Tue, 4 Mar 2014 15:47:11 +0000 http://wonkette.com/543113/jon-stewart-explains-russian-invasion-of-crimea-just-an-armed-surprise-party-for-old-friends-video#IDComment800965878