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Wonkette : Shell Oil CEO Believes In Global Warming Because He Is A Dirty Hippie Obviously

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 17:14:09 +0000

Americans don't care what the King of Dutch says.

Wonkette : Creationists Name Neil deGrasse Tyson 'Censor Of The Year' For Cutting God From 'Cosmos'

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 21:38:48 +0000

Drake was on, "DeGrasse High."

Wonkette : Creationists: Darwin Was Wrong And Unicorns Are Real

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 21:27:29 +0000

Yes!

Wonkette : Creationists: Darwin Was Wrong And Unicorns Are Real

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 20:51:54 +0000

Dinosaurs were made up by the CIA to discourage time travel.

Wonkette : West Virginia GOP Bros Invent New Kind Of Rape: The 'Legal' Kind

Fri, 6 Feb 2015 21:38:02 +0000

Must stop thinking and talking about rape. Must stop thinking and talking about rape. Must stop thinking and talking about rape. Must stop thinking and talking about rape.

Wonkette : Forget Elmo Videos: Teach Kids About Stranger Danger By Kidnapping Them!

Fri, 6 Feb 2015 21:24:21 +0000

FALSE FLAG!!!

Wonkette : Kansas Just Going To Go Ahead And Arrest Teachers For Teaching Now

Fri, 6 Feb 2015 17:03:28 +0000

It's not a big deal. Kids can still learn about sex on Youporn.

Wonkette : WND Loon Erik Rush Wants To Hang Entire Obama Administration Some More

Thu, 5 Feb 2015 19:49:45 +0000

I wish he'd explain, "Tom Sawyer." LOL, what is that all about?

Wonkette : Twitter Sucks, Says Twitter

Thu, 5 Feb 2015 19:16:29 +0000

I am too boring to be on twitter.

Wonkette : Twitter Sucks, Says Twitter

Thu, 5 Feb 2015 19:07:27 +0000

This is why I don't go on the World Wide Web.

Wonkette : Let's Thank Rick Perry For Giving Anti-Vaxxers The Freedom To Give Our Kids Measles

Thu, 5 Feb 2015 18:45:42 +0000

Hugs not drugs.

Wonkette : Vermont Proposes Official Latin Motto, Wingnuts Tell Vermont To Go Back To Mexico

Thu, 5 Feb 2015 18:39:37 +0000

les Verts Monts

Wonkette : Vermont Proposes Official Latin Motto, Wingnuts Tell Vermont To Go Back To Mexico

Thu, 5 Feb 2015 18:32:02 +0000

E Pluribus Derp!

Wonkette : Spirit Animal Taylor Swift Sees Aaron Schock Through Not-Gay Office Crisis

Thu, 5 Feb 2015 17:16:28 +0000

He better be careful of quoting Taylor Swift, she's trying to trademark things that she says. http://time.com/3695657/taylor-swift-trademarks-t...

Wonkette : Whoopsie! Nebraska Gun Humpers Accidentally Recognize Gay Marriage

Wed, 4 Feb 2015 19:58:25 +0000

I am the Governor of Lincoln. I'll see what I can do.

Wonkette : Whoopsie! Nebraska Gun Humpers Accidentally Recognize Gay Marriage

Wed, 4 Feb 2015 19:40:35 +0000

Lincoln is way better!

Wonkette : Science: Democrat Women Oppressing Democrat Men, By Beating Them In Elections Except When They Don't

Wed, 4 Feb 2015 19:29:05 +0000

Zactlyy!

Wonkette : Science: Democrat Women Oppressing Democrat Men, By Beating Them In Elections Except When They Don't

Wed, 4 Feb 2015 19:25:52 +0000

I don't care what color or whatever Sheldon Whitehouse is, I am voting for him.

Wonkette : Whoopsie! Nebraska Gun Humpers Accidentally Recognize Gay Marriage

Wed, 4 Feb 2015 18:52:30 +0000

I WILL FIGHT ALL OF YOU!

Wonkette : Megastar Country Music Has-Been Larry Gatlin Gonna Violence Dumb Congressman ... In Song!

Wed, 4 Feb 2015 18:14:36 +0000

Texas is the worst city in America.