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Wonkette : Rep. Blake Farenthold: I Did Not Have 'Wet Dreams' About Sexing That Staffer I Fired

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 23:48:42 +0000

Hey y'all, give him a break! It couldn't have been easy to be called "Farty Fartenhold" for all those years!

Wonkette : Rep. Blake Farenthold: I Did Not Have 'Wet Dreams' About Sexing That Staffer I Fired

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 23:42:39 +0000

"Poit" was my favorite Mad Magazine-ism.

Wonkette : Oregon Gov. Kitzhaber, Vowing To Never Give Up, Never Surrender, Resigns

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 23:07:30 +0000

Does this mean that my inbox will be filled with libs trying to make Elizabeth Warren AND Kate Brown happen?

Wonkette : Please Stop With The Holocaust Chic, It Is Not Actually A Thing

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 01:38:48 +0000

Hey! Life is a cabaret, people! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBPsigG6aJQ

Wonkette : Barack Obama Hates Maureen Dowd, As Do All Patriotic Americans

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 01:21:49 +0000

I will never forgive her for turning a tribute to Robin Williams into yet another (boring) rant about Hillary. And don't even get me started on Al Gore.

Wonkette : Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg: SCOTUS Will Be Perfect When We Get Rid Of All The Men

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 04:28:33 +0000

One of my girls is graduating from law school this year, and RBG is her idol! She's working with a group on reforming the grand jury system, and police treatment of the mentally ill. RBG casts a big shadow.

Wonkette : Vegan Fundamentalist Parents Let Baby Die To Please God

Sun, 21 Dec 2014 00:49:27 +0000

Mmmmm...bacon. (Chocolate of the meat world.)

Wonkette : Vegan Fundamentalist Parents Let Baby Die To Please God

Fri, 19 Dec 2014 20:00:00 +0000

I recently had to cook for someone who is gluten-free, sugar-free and dairy- free. Still better than a vegan.

Wonkette : Do Not Click On This Story About Rumored CIA-Detainee Rape By Dogs. Really, Don't.

Thu, 18 Dec 2014 20:23:09 +0000

Excuse me, but where do these so-called "fighting dogs" come from? (On second thought, I don't wanna know.) OT: Every morning my inbox is filled with groups trying to make Elizabeth Warren happen. Why? Don't get me wrong. I love her, but I think she's unelectable. Is it to influence the debate? The platform? Keep the shift from moving in a right-wing direction? Help! I don't understand!

Wonkette : New Pope Firing All The Right People

Fri, 5 Dec 2014 23:48:27 +0000

Common sense in the military? Puh-leeze! (I love him more and more everyday.)

Wonkette : Phyllis Schlafly Knows Who Is Destroying America (Pregnant Women With Jobs, Duh)

Fri, 5 Dec 2014 22:04:18 +0000

The next condescending comment will begin with "Um."

Wonkette : Will Fox News Accuse Ferguson Of Doing War On Christmas?

Tue, 25 Nov 2014 19:21:43 +0000

Tired I am so tired of waiting, Aren't you, For the world to become good And beautiful and kind? Let us take a knife And cut the world in two- And see what worms are eating At the rind. ---Langston Hughes

Wonkette : Crazy Domino's Pizza Catholic Founder Guy Has Super Interesting Ideas About Slut Pills

Thu, 13 Nov 2014 23:49:59 +0000

He's not judge-y or anything, is he? (Didn't it say something about not judging in the Bible?) Ugh! These people...

Wonkette : Crazy Domino's Pizza Catholic Founder Guy Has Super Interesting Ideas About Slut Pills

Thu, 13 Nov 2014 23:45:18 +0000

And I'm sure their children will not be rebellious, at all.

Wonkette : Here's The Best Ebola Freakout Montage You'll See All Day (Video)

Wed, 12 Nov 2014 23:56:59 +0000

I know what you need... (Actually, we ALL need this.) Luther and Obama https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDyO4KzbuiE

Wonkette : Stop Wasting Money And Let Conservative Dems Just Go Extinct

Wed, 12 Nov 2014 23:40:51 +0000

I'm with you, F.O. My husband is a computer guy, and my daughter is just finishing up law school. Sometimes when she is raging, and he is geeking out, I think: Kill. Me. Now. But, I'm trying to persuade my husband to go to this with me so that he can "translate," (and I can see it again).

Wonkette : Stop Wasting Money And Let Conservative Dems Just Go Extinct

Wed, 12 Nov 2014 21:29:16 +0000

Dusty!! I know this site can be a pain-in-the-ass, (takes forever to finish loading or something), but we heart you! Stay! (And yes, I'm begging.)

Wonkette : Stop Wasting Money And Let Conservative Dems Just Go Extinct

Wed, 12 Nov 2014 18:00:26 +0000

Claire can join DiFi in the special place in hell that's waiting for them.

Wonkette : Stop Wasting Money And Let Conservative Dems Just Go Extinct

Wed, 12 Nov 2014 17:57:36 +0000

Fucking Rahm and his DINOS!

Wonkette : Stop Wasting Money And Let Conservative Dems Just Go Extinct

Wed, 12 Nov 2014 17:48:11 +0000

OT I don't usually do this, but... I just saw Citizen 4 (doc. about Edward Snowden). Try to catch it, if you can. Lots of lawyer-y and computer-y stuff. Here's the trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiGwAvd5mvM