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KATU - Portland, OR : Postal worker in deep doo-doo after using yard as toilet | Weird | Southeast Portland News

Sat, 16 Apr 2011 01:58:25 +0000

Brevity is the soul of wit. You sir have shown that soul. :) Buwhahaha!

KATU - Portland, OR : Postal worker in deep doo-doo after using yard as toilet | Weird | Southeast Portland News

Fri, 15 Apr 2011 23:10:17 +0000

The recent affirmative action 3 world immigrant no doubt ate some tainted home cooked Moo goo gai pan. Honestly people I don't know why you have a problem with this; In many turd world countries it's actually a sign of respect to evacuate your bowels on a customers lawn. You folks just need to be more sympathetic to the customs and traditions of foreign lands, you racist bastards!

Breitbart.com : Iran condemns two to death over porn sites

Mon, 31 Jan 2011 08:32:41 +0000

Cap'n Obvious declares Aunt_Bee just got Pwned by bigdaddydk. Feel the burn Auntie. Ahhhaha. :D

Breitbart.com : Venezuela nabs 2 for trying to \'Twitter\' a run on banks

Fri, 9 Jul 2010 22:35:52 +0000

You sir are a socialist sympathizer and a douche nozzle of the highest order. You are either employed by the government or a ward of it. Which is it? Without "Immoral exploitation by western company companies..." your friends in Veneazuela would still be living in huts on dirt floors throwing bamboo spears at wild boars to exist. Capitalism is the engine of modern society and advancement.

Breitbart.com : Iran unveils human-like robot: report

Sun, 4 Jul 2010 17:04:26 +0000

Anyone who believes these syphilis riddled camel farkers who can't even refine the oil that comes out of their ground are able to make an Asimo type Japanese robot; I have some oily gulf coast swamp land to sell you...

Breitbart.com : Venezuela govt to nationalize 11 US-owned oil rigs

Wed, 30 Jun 2010 15:14:02 +0000

You took the words right out of my fingertips...

Breitbart.com : Obama aide says Brown ran good race for Senate

Wed, 20 Jan 2010 04:43:53 +0000

Thank you voters of Mass. You moved a mountain today by electing the one man to stop this abomination of health scare. We are in your debt.

Breitbart.com : World\'s biggest cruise ship arrives in Fla. port

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 02:58:22 +0000

They could put a falafel bar, strip club and mosque on every floor and chant allah akbar as they practice their religion of piece.

Breitbart.com : SC man gets 3 years in prison for sex with horse

Thu, 5 Nov 2009 02:27:21 +0000

Someone posted a funny song about the two lovers on Youtube called (Romeo and Juliet of the Barn). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dzt9rMSMgJQ&fe...

Big Government : Slate: Two Cheers for Andrew Breitbart

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 02:23:04 +0000

Give them ample rope and they are guaranteed to hang themselves.

Big Government : Slate: Two Cheers for Andrew Breitbart

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 02:15:31 +0000

Mmmm I love cornnuts and beer so tasty...

Big Government : ACORN Story Grows But Mainstream Media Refuse to Cover It

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 05:44:38 +0000

I feared if ACORN had not been taken down they would have wreaked havoc upon the voting system in 2010. 4 billion buys a lot of idiot college kids to vote multiple times in multiple counties on the corrupt bus tours across the country.

Breitbart.com : Annie Leibovitz, photographer of stars, faces ruin

Sun, 23 Aug 2009 17:41:40 +0000

While being a tax cheat is generally considered a necessary qualifier to most positions, this positions is a true featherbed low level charity case and doesn't require the high art of duplicity that is so well mastered by the likes of Mr.Geithner.

Breitbart.com : Annie Leibovitz, photographer of stars, faces ruin

Sun, 23 Aug 2009 16:26:10 +0000

Quite certain he/she/it is WeeWeed Up with some 420 this mornin'.

Breitbart.com : Annie Leibovitz, photographer of stars, faces ruin

Sun, 23 Aug 2009 15:58:00 +0000

I do believe she is well qualified for a new cabinet position with the Obama administration. Secretary of Arts and Humanity sounds about right. Her qualifications are: being an elitist liberal who can burn through 24 million of OPM (other peoples money) in record time.

Breitbart.com : Troubles cloud first Obama vacation

Sat, 22 Aug 2009 18:13:28 +0000

Of course he likes his Blackbarry, after all wasn't that his nick name in high school?

Breitbart.com : Mexico decriminalizes small-scale drug possession

Sat, 22 Aug 2009 16:16:23 +0000

Speedy Gonzales say: "Four Lines a day keeps the siesta away amigo" Arriba, Arriba, Andele!!

Breitbart.com : Obama fires back at political critics

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 02:18:43 +0000

Wee Weed up: Obama Ebonics

Breitbart.com : New HIV strain leapt to humans from gorillas: study

Tue, 4 Aug 2009 04:08:00 +0000

No no no, you see in Africa rape is as common as, well rape in Africa... Her husband was tired of a hard day of raping women, cows, sheep and Pygmies. Alas he gazed upon a sexy young gorilla, as she was HOT, I mean hotter than any goat or woman for that matter. But before any wild Monkey love could take place the SIMGOR virus LEAPED, IT LEAPED I TELL YOU from the gorilla's butt , burrowed into the innocent herder's skin and ultimately blood stream thus passing it on to his wife. So you see there was no gorilla anal buggery going on here and certainly she wasn't "banging a monkey". This article explains everything as clear as can be.

Breitbart.com : Money-troubled doctor found lifeline in Jackson

Sat, 1 Aug 2009 01:49:45 +0000

Once Mr. Murray is cleared and he will be, he will have more than enough job prospects under ObamaCare, as the only physicians they(bankrupt health care) will be able to afford will be witch doctors and those such as Conrad Murray from Trinidad and Tobago and other turd world countries. Welcome to your medical nightmare.