IntenseDebate - DeadCivilian

13 years ago @ Halolz - Creeped Out · 2 replies · +25 points

A wild CREEPER appeared!
Creeper: "SSSS" "SSSS"
PLAYER attempted to run away.
PLAYER failed.
CREEPER used self-destruct.
It's super effective!

13 years ago @ Halolz - Darwin's Theory of Pok... · 4 replies · +42 points

If only hitting animals with rocks made them evolve in real life.

13 years ago @ Halolz - MY, WHAT A NICE XBOXss... · 0 replies · +5 points

:D

13 years ago @ Halolz - MY, WHAT A NICE XBOXss... · 3 replies · +13 points

13 years ago @ Halolz - MY, WHAT A NICE XBOXss... · 12 replies · +11 points

Will Edgeworth elaborate on his limited judicial vocabulary? Will Kaiba pursue a career in law?

Find out next time on... a really long crossover show name...

(And I said 'faked' because saying 'forged' would sound like it was done by one of the attorneys, AKA me, which I totally would never do)

13 years ago @ Halolz - MY, WHAT A NICE XBOXss... · 0 replies · +5 points

(Good point)

13 years ago @ Halolz - MY, WHAT A NICE XBOXss... · 23 replies · +21 points

Er, I erm...
*Shuffles through evidence, face suddenly lighting up*
Your honor! I haven't finished, I have evidence to submit to the jury.
*The crowd breaks into whispers*
Here!
http://www.xbox360ringofdeath.co.uk/

Judge: What exactly am I looking at?

The supposed photo of the victim's dead Xbox. We've all been had! My client, whom my opponent wishes to turn this case on, is innocent. The Xbox 360 never suffered a red ring of death...

*slams fist on table*

Because this isn't the same Xbox 360! The photographic evidence put forth by the witness was faked!

13 years ago @ Halolz - MY, WHAT A NICE XBOXss... · 37 replies · +28 points

DC: Urk...

13 years ago @ Halolz - MY, WHAT A NICE XBOXss... · 39 replies · +30 points

HOLD IT!

What my opponent fails to mention is that the creeper is dwarfed in comparison to this gaming console. The average explosion power of a creeper is 5.1, resulting in a maximum block destruction range of around 6 blocks in different directions. The xbox is clearly more than 6 blocks in size when compared to the blocks making up the creeper. Therefore, given the right position...

*slams fist on desk*

The creeper could have avoided destroying the vital hardware!

13 years ago @ Halolz - MY, WHAT A NICE XBOXss... · 0 replies · +24 points

That Xbox 360 took over 12,000 redstone circuits to make functional! DAMN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!

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