en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/1643911 Comments by DeLand_DeLakes http://wonkette.com/549189/stop-persecuting-christians-by-letting-gays-shop-in-your-stores#IDComment830545059 I'm not lying to you right now: I work at a donut shop where customers can commission dick-shaped donuts for weddings and bachelor/bachelorette parties. Which means that our POS system has a button that simply reads "Penis." Thu, 15 May 2014 05:52:25 +0000 http://wonkette.com/549189/stop-persecuting-christians-by-letting-gays-shop-in-your-stores#IDComment830545059 http://wonkette.com/542139/new-pope-probably-getting-ready-to-announce-vatican-iii-mandatory-gay-marriages#IDComment796086567 Hooray, the church is ready to move into the 18th century, as opposed to, say, the 8th! Seriously, not really feeling the reach-around teh Wonkette has been giving New Pope. He is undeniably superior to the last (because he is not an *actual Nazi*), but he still heads up an international cabal that feeds and gives cushy bonuses to child molesters, and dictates when and whether women and girls have children, with serious and often deadly consequences worldwide. Still a skeptic, is what I'm sayin.' Tue, 18 Feb 2014 18:33:59 +0000 http://wonkette.com/542139/new-pope-probably-getting-ready-to-announce-vatican-iii-mandatory-gay-marriages#IDComment796086567 http://wonkette.com/540935/lets-all-unite-in-ear-bleeding-with-terrible-ear-bleedy-feminist-anthem-go-forth-feminist-warriors#IDComment790657092 THEY TOTALLY BLOCK NEGATIVE COMMENTS ON ROOKIE Y'ALL. Becuz I cut my little baby dyke teeth on Sleater-Kinney, and to hear Carrie Brownstein on this atrocity cut like a knife. It seems there is no place for my spleen. Sat, 1 Feb 2014 06:46:37 +0000 http://wonkette.com/540935/lets-all-unite-in-ear-bleeding-with-terrible-ear-bleedy-feminist-anthem-go-forth-feminist-warriors#IDComment790657092 http://wonkette.com/540172/hunter-moore-who-gave-the-world-revenge-porn-is-going-to-get-all-jailed-up-and-that-is-cool-by-us#IDComment788405424 The men who perpetuate revenge porn should be ripped apart with rusty meathooks, a la Hellraiser, for all eternity, and NOT WITH VOTES because seriously, fuck those guys. Fri, 24 Jan 2014 21:33:47 +0000 http://wonkette.com/540172/hunter-moore-who-gave-the-world-revenge-porn-is-going-to-get-all-jailed-up-and-that-is-cool-by-us#IDComment788405424 http://wonkette.com/535250/southern-baptist-leader-has-had-it-with-these-single-moms-keeping-their-babies#IDComment757526608 And neeeeevvvvvermind that the story is in fact a metaphor in which the warring "harlots" stand for the divided kingdom of Israel, and Solomon's warning that unless he ruled supreme, the kingdom would fall to Assyrian and Babylonian factions. << Further proof that art historians understand the Bible better than fundamentalists, y'all. Wed, 27 Nov 2013 05:09:38 +0000 http://wonkette.com/535250/southern-baptist-leader-has-had-it-with-these-single-moms-keeping-their-babies#IDComment757526608 http://wonkette.com/530699/porn-band-videos-nekkid-bass-player-on-westboro-baptist-churchs-lawn-shocking-no-one#IDComment729600711 Honey, if you really want to do something outrageous, drop that fucking bass AND PICK UP A REAL FUCKING INSTRUMENT. The world needs another token girl bass player like I need a hole in the head. Fri, 4 Oct 2013 21:04:34 +0000 http://wonkette.com/530699/porn-band-videos-nekkid-bass-player-on-westboro-baptist-churchs-lawn-shocking-no-one#IDComment729600711 http://wonkette.com/528637/minneapolis-a-mayoral-candidate-in-every-lake-and-a-coffee-cup-in-every-hand#IDComment719487883 While living in a city where literally any bong-water-reeking hippie from Hidden Beach can run for mayor may have its minor drawbacks, this place is still paradise to me. Fri, 13 Sep 2013 18:51:04 +0000 http://wonkette.com/528637/minneapolis-a-mayoral-candidate-in-every-lake-and-a-coffee-cup-in-every-hand#IDComment719487883 http://wonkette.com/524236/wonkette-already-way-ahead-on-this-russian-vodka-boycott#IDComment691492538 Sigh.... Y'all...this isn't going to do anything. Take it from a veteran. The LGBT movement has a long and storied history of boycotts, but this is a classic example of a poorly-targeted boycott that will achieve less than nothing. Stoli, et.all are not owned by the Russian government; they have no part to play in the crafting of national policy. Boycotts only make sense when there is a direct link between the company and their profits going to fund terrible policies, like, say, Coors bankrolling the Heritage Foundation in the 1970s to advance anti-gay legislation. Boycotts should be wielded like a scalpel, not like a hammer. The only thing one can say in response to the blanket argument "We should not buy this thing because their country does something that is bad" is "YOU LIVE IN A CAPITALIST SOCIETY, YOUR TAXES GO TO KILL PEOPLE." Thu, 1 Aug 2013 01:54:27 +0000 http://wonkette.com/524236/wonkette-already-way-ahead-on-this-russian-vodka-boycott#IDComment691492538 http://wonkette.com/524131/here-is-your-sponsored-content-from-the-heritage-foundation-that-looks-like-a-wonkette-post-also-too-boobs#IDComment690726273 My suspicions about the user overlap between the Heritage Foundation and DeviantArt are confirmed. Tue, 30 Jul 2013 22:45:12 +0000 http://wonkette.com/524131/here-is-your-sponsored-content-from-the-heritage-foundation-that-looks-like-a-wonkette-post-also-too-boobs#IDComment690726273 http://wonkette.com/503862/genius-cultural-observer-thaddeus-mccotter-believes-breitbart-and-co-exude-the-punk-rock-aesthetic-is-wrong#IDComment585313506 Johnny was the Republican, not Joey! RAMONES LIBEL!!!1!1! Tue, 5 Mar 2013 00:57:27 +0000 http://wonkette.com/503862/genius-cultural-observer-thaddeus-mccotter-believes-breitbart-and-co-exude-the-punk-rock-aesthetic-is-wrong#IDComment585313506 http://wonkette.com/502115/your-thursday-nice-time-small-town-mississippi-newspaper-owner-tells-homophobes-to-get-bent#IDComment576528160 Congratulations to the happy couple! Now, on to the real concern: what IS that wretched Kool-Aid Pinot in their glasses?!?! Thu, 21 Feb 2013 18:51:43 +0000 http://wonkette.com/502115/your-thursday-nice-time-small-town-mississippi-newspaper-owner-tells-homophobes-to-get-bent#IDComment576528160 http://wonkette.com/493344/sorry-everyone-now-we-are-not-allowed-to-talk-about-mental-health-either#IDComment521569947 I'm so sorry for the heartbreak you and your family suffer, Rebecca, and sorrier still that you all had to go it alone. Mon, 17 Dec 2012 17:56:26 +0000 http://wonkette.com/493344/sorry-everyone-now-we-are-not-allowed-to-talk-about-mental-health-either#IDComment521569947 http://wonkette.com/489271/a-special-wonkette-tribute-to-fallen-senator-staple-crotch-massachusettss-own-scott-brown#IDComment483336005 Rowr! I want sexy schoolmarm Elizabeth Warren to spank me with a ruler! Wed, 7 Nov 2012 19:10:40 +0000 http://wonkette.com/489271/a-special-wonkette-tribute-to-fallen-senator-staple-crotch-massachusettss-own-scott-brown#IDComment483336005 http://wonkette.com/472768/operation-rescue-founder-randall-terry-invites-your-wonkette-to-drink-beer-murder-children#IDComment361684998 Ehn, no thanks, I'm too busy trolling actual pubs in order to acquire actual pregnancies--gotta get that Abortionplex punch card finished before the end of the month, or I won't get my free frozen yogurt! Wed, 16 May 2012 20:22:04 +0000 http://wonkette.com/472768/operation-rescue-founder-randall-terry-invites-your-wonkette-to-drink-beer-murder-children#IDComment361684998 http://wonkette.com/472399/catholic-church-investigating-new-threat-to-humanity-the-girl-scouts#IDComment358732574 Dolores Huerta is fucking rad! Not funny, but true! Fri, 11 May 2012 21:49:40 +0000 http://wonkette.com/472399/catholic-church-investigating-new-threat-to-humanity-the-girl-scouts#IDComment358732574 http://wonkette.com/471475/wingnut-victory-romneys-gay-aide-successfully-bullied-out-of-his-job#IDComment352261852 Ew, shrively. (And so am I, after looking at that dude's ugly mug.) Tue, 1 May 2012 22:09:47 +0000 http://wonkette.com/471475/wingnut-victory-romneys-gay-aide-successfully-bullied-out-of-his-job#IDComment352261852 http://wonkette.com/470246/one-million-moms-fresh-off-victory-over-ellen-degeneres-has-new-lesbos-in-sights#IDComment342393256 Oh, babies. Those shoes? With those dresses? I'm obvs all for coming out of the closet, but at least turn the light on before you dress in it. Thu, 19 Apr 2012 05:45:07 +0000 http://wonkette.com/470246/one-million-moms-fresh-off-victory-over-ellen-degeneres-has-new-lesbos-in-sights#IDComment342393256 http://wonkette.com/469721/newark-mayor-cory-booker-breaks-into-building-abducts-woman-inside#IDComment337974474 WOW. Didn't he also chase down & catch an actual bank robber a couple years back? This guy is actually a fucking superhero. Fri, 13 Apr 2012 06:28:29 +0000 http://wonkette.com/469721/newark-mayor-cory-booker-breaks-into-building-abducts-woman-inside#IDComment337974474 http://wonkette.com/467192/meghan-mccain-to-playboy-im-strictly-dickly#IDComment317186312 "Strickly dickly." Uh, Megs, I think I'll get over it somehow. If I want a girl who's big on boobs and short on brains who's looking to "experiment", I can pick up a baker's dozen of them stumbling along Frat Row on Friday night. Fri, 16 Mar 2012 01:44:44 +0000 http://wonkette.com/467192/meghan-mccain-to-playboy-im-strictly-dickly#IDComment317186312 http://wonkette.com/459568/paultards-attack-huntsman-for-knowing-chinese-having-foreign-daughters#IDComment256543863 GAH. I can't hold it in any longer: I think John Huntsman's kinda hot. Especially when he speaks Mandarin. The fact that he will never, ever get elected makes these feelings ok, right? Right? Fri, 6 Jan 2012 06:13:53 +0000 http://wonkette.com/459568/paultards-attack-huntsman-for-knowing-chinese-having-foreign-daughters#IDComment256543863