gdp's Comments

Oh Internet! : Is Raising Money for Women and Homeless Shelters Pure, Unadultarated Evil?

Sat, 5 Mar 2011 22:46:50 +0000

I do not see what this post attempts to accomplish. Does it wish to point out that there are uneducated people in the world, even in the bosom of America? Does it wish to poke fun of Americans? What would you have? A group of people who want to be left alone so that they can enjoy the fruits of their labors within a system that is bent on deceiving and betraying them? Even when before, that system nurtured them and told them that if they held to the same basic laws their lives would be enriched? Sure, they are not the brightest thinkers, but they have been told over and over by their own government that the constitution is the end all be all and final say of the land. Would you have the media, acting like a modern day Citizen Robespierre, tell them that if they do not “think” what is “right” they shall be herded off to the guillotine? If they do not conform to what the media thinks is enlightened and progressive, they are no better than dirt? It happens daily, despite the fact that the media is a case study in double standards. Would you have these people, who have paid taxes to, and supported their government for decades suddenly switch midstream and accept Sharia Law? How can you expect that? How can you expect a free people to react any differently when they are cornered and asked to pause that freedom in order to accept laws from another country? How can you expect a people who have worked all their lives to attain some level of “the pursuit of happiness” to cease and then begin accepting some other law that is distasteful to them? They are only people reacting to what they see within the media and the internet. It scares the hell out of them to see what is currently happening in Europe and the Middle East. What should they do? Try to be enlightened and just open their arms to a movement bent on removing their rights…rights that they spilled blood for? Rednecks…or whatever these supposed Tea Party members are have been told, since birth, that they were guaranteed certain rights under the constitution of the United States of America. They played by the rules, barring some idiots who have broken them from time to time, and have supported the actions of their representatives. Now, it seems popular to point out how dumb these people are—even if those protestors are just a tiny segment of the population. Now, because Robespierre is in charge, anyone who expresses dissident is “dumb” and “racist” and “a person of interest” when the media latches on to the next flavor of the week. But why doesn’t the media show us the vaginal mutilations, the public stoning, and the constant barrage of imams who hate American freedoms and wish to take it away under the laws of fundamentalist Islam? Are those people enlightened? Is politics just a bait and switch game where the rubes get taken and those in the know get to steal? Is that your idea of what America is? I hope you realize that when you are done making fun of Americans, and when America is an Islamic state, the first people to go will be the progressives and those who wish to have “free thought.”

Oh Internet! : It's Not A Tumah

Wed, 16 Feb 2011 23:31:54 +0000

around the world in 80 days

Oh Internet! : Square Eggs

Tue, 15 Feb 2011 22:35:50 +0000

cubed eggs are easier to store. that is also why the japanese invented the square watermelon: http://www.toxel.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/s...

Oh Internet! : Hey America, Can We Sleep At Your Place Tonight?

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 19:29:05 +0000

souldja girl tell em im pressin charges

Oh Internet! : Pity Wars: Cinnabon, Valentine's Day Edition

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 12:51:31 +0000

let me break this down: 1. the dork is wearing converse with a coat and tie. the dork is wearing a button down shirt that is not tucked in. -10 points 2. they are singing "sweet caroline" which leads me to believe they are all in boston. -10 points 3. hipster pal playing guitar for you -10 points 4. asking for her hand in marriage in a mall's food court -30 points this guy was doomed to failure even before he set foot in the mall. there was no way she was going to accept his offer. that being said, she is still the worst person on the planet. it used to be common knowledge and commonly decent to accept a marriage proposal when it was done in public, then later on decline the offer privately. only a self centered cow would say no to somebody when there are 50 people gawking. it shows lack of respect and an absence of human kindness. he was done a favor in the end though, he wont be marrying such an emotionally devoid creature who has absolutely no manners whatsoever.

Oh Internet! : I Wish My Lego Stuff Was This Cool

Fri, 11 Feb 2011 22:18:42 +0000

the best part is the little work crew busily running the thing

Oh Internet! : Palin Family Attempts To Copyright Own Names, But Can't Figure Out The Forms

Fri, 11 Feb 2011 22:15:15 +0000

nothing new, political retardery has been going on for years. jimmy carter believes in UFOs and actually sighted one: http://photos.imageevent.com/afap/paranormal/ufos...

Oh Internet! : Hitler Pond in Pickaway County, Ohio

Fri, 11 Feb 2011 21:57:34 +0000

fabulous ohio fact: john holmes is from licking county.

Oh Internet! : A Game Of Snap

Fri, 11 Feb 2011 21:56:27 +0000

i havent laughed so hard since lawrence taylor broke joe theismann's leg: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHCXNt4P8Xg the payoff is at 0:53 seconds

Oh Internet! : Palin Family Attempts To Copyright Own Names, But Can't Figure Out The Forms

Fri, 11 Feb 2011 21:47:14 +0000

nothing new, political retardery has been going on for years. jimmy carter believes in UFOs and actually sighted one: http://www.theforbiddenknowledge.com/hardtruth/jc...

Oh Internet! : When No One Was Looking, Joe Schuster Invented Rule 34

Fri, 11 Feb 2011 21:45:40 +0000

also, batman invented "Zlott!!!" which is truly disgusting http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_EzTmf79Oc9M/TL51q7jxqQI...

Oh Internet! : Dogs?

Fri, 11 Feb 2011 21:43:37 +0000

japanese

Oh Internet! : Hung in the Louvre

Tue, 8 Feb 2011 07:34:40 +0000

sigh

Oh Internet! : Underutilized Didgeridoo

Mon, 7 Feb 2011 23:50:34 +0000

check the text link in the post, you will be fulfilled.

Oh Internet! : The 7 Best Makeshift Egyptian Protest Helmets You'll See This Week

Mon, 7 Feb 2011 23:38:54 +0000

i live in columbus ohio and the muslims in my neighborhood wear trash on their heads and bodies all the time. i dont know why. here is the walkin' dude walking down my street with a piece of "stuff" tied around his neck: http://danielmilton.net/images/766px-Dan_walkin_d...

Oh Internet! : The Miracle of Thorazine part 1

Mon, 7 Feb 2011 23:22:23 +0000

yes, grandpa...and i too was haunted by the evil floating head of my grandfather when i was a child. it was only when i found a way to banish him back to the negative universe that i could truly move forward and live my own life.

Oh Internet! : Boat Launching, the Bad Way

Mon, 7 Feb 2011 23:19:47 +0000

thats fucking awesome! i mean, normally, they put boats in the water that way, so i have to think that somebody forgot to do something from the checklist.

Oh Internet! : One for the Ladies

Mon, 7 Feb 2011 23:17:19 +0000

yeah, but soda is just bubbly enjoyment. not a chemical burn. kinda tickles...tee hee

Oh Internet! : Cold War Relics: the Russian Woodpecker

Mon, 7 Feb 2011 23:15:30 +0000

i go to /hr/ from time to time to check up on the urban explorer scene and they are quite lively around the pripyat and chernobyl areas. in fact there are several blogs and forums set up around the net which provide interesting images...but they are mostly in russian, so dont expect to be reading much. here's a good one: http://gallery.pripyat.com/ such a beautifully lonely place.

Oh Internet! : How England Handles its Homosexuals

Mon, 7 Feb 2011 16:26:59 +0000

i bet you're dying to try that rich west country sauce.