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420 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Romney Campaign Finds ... · 0 replies · +1 points

Prescient!

421 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Science Genius Mitt Ro... · 0 replies · +6 points

"And why don't they make the whole plane out of the black box?"

422 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Romney's World: With T... · 0 replies · +19 points

If it was Herman Cain's, you could call it the LeerJet.

424 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Ronald Reagan May Give... · 0 replies · +7 points

Welcome to the Cafe 80's, where it's always morning in America, even in the afternoo-noo-noon.

446 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Mitt Romney Edges Out ... · 1 reply · +2 points

How does he compare to the owner of a lonely heart?

449 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Preacher/Heavy Metal R... · 1 reply · +37 points

George Takei is 74.

449 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Steven Seagal and Sher... · 0 replies · +30 points

Congrats, Joe and Steve. You made a person who raises animals to fight to the death look like the good guy.

449 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Universe Eats Own Tail... · 1 reply · +18 points

That's the video they think is going to hurt Obama's election chances? I had no idea how this could possibly be construed as 'radical' until I read the context, and we all know how much the average voter loves hearing about context. I seriously doubt Joe Schmoe is going to give a shit about diversity issues among faculty at an Ivy League law school.

That video does remind me that Obama looked really nice with longer hair, though. And getting the grumpy guy to crack a smile was just ADORABLE.

453 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Founders Rise From The... · 0 replies · +4 points

“It was the human beings that destroyed it”
Yes, if only Franklin finished the plans for his lightning-powered Constitution Droids, we wouldn't be in this situation.

454 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Romney Says He's 'Not ... · 0 replies · +17 points

The less fortunate get all the breaks!