Wait, my eyes aren't that bad. I can still read the large print books...

You just take care of yourself. I think we can manage to amuse ourselves for a bit.

And just imagine how magical all those dead sea creatures will look!

Hit him with a club, little Roddy!

(Sooooo few people are going to get this. I regret nothing.)

Thoughts like ''Where did I leave my lock pick?''

You could always just watch The Orville for free.

Now, I know (probably) what you're thinking, since I thought it myself:
- Oh good, another Seth MacFarlane show. Just what Fox needs. Just what the world needs.
- Wait, it's live action? Even his fans don't care about him when it's live action!
- Brannon Braga is an executive producer?! Just doom this thing from the word "engage", why don't you?

And yet. Somehow. Against all conceivable odds... it's pretty good. I rate it about 90% decent Trek series in it's own right, and maybe 10% MacFarlane being MacFarlane. I can live with that ratio. Compares favorably to some canon series I could mention.

Prime Directive #4: No photon torpedoes.

And I thought the original Buddleship had a short lifespan. Somehow 2 has already given way to 3.0.

Relevant.

I'm also going to imagine the Buddleship makes that Jetsons sound effect.

Wish granted.