gdp's Comments

Agent of Fergie : Playmates - Part Six

Tue, 7 Aug 2012 21:20:22 +0000

Wow... Only important business peeps and celebrities get to jet around all the time. You're not a big-time football agent are you? I have to take a bit of a break for a while to catch up on a few things I've neglected but hopefully I'll be able to get things going again soon. If you're on the e-mail feed or Twitter list then you'll get an update when anything new gets posted. Take care until then and watch yourself on all those flights. If you get a nosebleed like Fergie then you need to cut down!

Agent of Fergie : Playmates - Part Six

Thu, 2 Aug 2012 19:23:12 +0000

Sextet gyah hyah hyah :) Sid James was the best (apart from all the wife-beating alcoholism of course.) Why did they always make out that Babs Windsor has big *breasts* when she quite clearly doesn't?

Agent of Fergie : Playmates - Part Six

Thu, 2 Aug 2012 19:19:54 +0000

Not a chance. You already have a girlfriend and the Irish are my spiritual brothers. I did throw in some Nigella to placate your desires though double entendre isn't quite my strong point despite having seen every "Carry On" film at least 40 times. When it comes to risque flirtation, I am as subtle as an elbow to the face :(

Agent of Fergie : Playmates - Part Six

Thu, 2 Aug 2012 18:05:56 +0000

Thanks mate. It's good to see you're getting better and around a bit more. I hope you'll be back to full power soon ;)

Agent of Fergie : Playmates - Part Five

Thu, 2 Aug 2012 18:04:12 +0000

Thank you my friend. I'm sorry that Berba's part was just a cameo. I did plan it to be a bit longer but after the post got so long I felt like I would be dragging it out. Part 6 is up now, sorry it took me a couple of days to respond to your comment.

Agent of Fergie : Playmates - Part Five

Mon, 30 Jul 2012 12:54:27 +0000

You could have told me that before everything went ka-boom-booms. Too late now innit squire? Dibble my dobble :D

Agent of Fergie : Playmates - Part Five

Sun, 29 Jul 2012 18:10:39 +0000

Thanks mate. Hot totty indeed though our ZiZi is a bit... excitable. I wonder what it is about billionaire Roman Abramovich that these girls find so alluring... Episode 6 should be some time this week.

Agent of Fergie : Playmates - Part Five

Sun, 29 Jul 2012 18:05:27 +0000

Thanks Zibs, glad you liked it. One more part to go.

Agent of Fergie : Blame Fergie

Thu, 26 Jul 2012 11:43:51 +0000

That's pretty much my opinion too. To be honest I didn't think Fergie's comments were quite as bad as some people are making out. I'm sure if he really meant to criticise anyone he would be far more fierce. As far as the Glazers go, well, I don't particularly like them but I don't have any major hate for them and I trust Sir Alex. To be honest, my only problem with them is the debt, they seem fine to me in other aspects. They don't interfere in the team or running of the club, they're not involved in anything dubious (like Roman, Berlusconi etc) and they've massively increased revenues. If we go further, even the fact we have debt isn't so bad from a business standpoint. 500 million against a company worth between 1.5 and 2.5 billion isn't such a big deal. The problem is the amount of money being taken out of the club to service the debts and the personal payments they're taking for their own 'services to the club'. There's probably an article in here somewhere...

Agent of Fergie : Playmates - Part Four

Thu, 26 Jul 2012 11:29:55 +0000

Oh yes, Harry's been selling fish for a while now. You can see him in action here: http://www.agentoffergie.com/2011/08/fishy-dealin...

Agent of Fergie : Ivanka Concept Art

Thu, 26 Jul 2012 11:28:28 +0000

Thanks mate. I'll e-mail you about the stuff I used for the artwork.

Agent of Fergie : Playmates - Part Four

Tue, 24 Jul 2012 11:39:38 +0000

Tevvy is so stylish... He's been caddying for some golfer recently. The first time I saw Ozil he reminded me of Ackbar and every time I see him I think: "It's a trap!"

Agent of Fergie : Blame Fergie

Mon, 23 Jul 2012 22:16:27 +0000

It's only gay if you see it as gay. You can only see it as gay if you're looking for gay. If you're looking for gay I can't help you, but I'm flattered that you asked. :D

Agent of Fergie : Blame Fergie

Mon, 23 Jul 2012 22:13:39 +0000

Nice try but you're not tricking me. I know that's not a real size.

Agent of Fergie : Blame Fergie

Mon, 23 Jul 2012 22:13:10 +0000

Thanks mate. For me it's not just about the trophies, but also bringing back the United way, all of Busby's principles plus changing the way the players behave. Everything from getting rid of the booze culture and making them into professional athletes, his 'winning while entertaining' mentality and even the way he chooses players with the right personal attributes to fit in the club, not just football skills. I don't see how anyone can seriously criticise the man for his work, results, contribution or commitment to Manchester United. I hate to think where we would be without him.

Agent of Fergie : Blame Fergie

Mon, 23 Jul 2012 22:09:29 +0000

Thank you, glad you like it. Great minds think alike? :) Fergie has come into a lot of criticism recently. People seem to blame him for the Glazers' shortcomings or his transfer dealings. I keep hearing how every attempt to sign a player is a smokescreen and a lie or how he's coverig up for the Glazers. I don't see why he would do that, he's got nothing left to prove and nothing to gain from it. He doesn't need the money or the work. I don't care if people hate Glazer but the manager has more than earned my trust and respect.

Agent of Fergie : Blame Fergie

Mon, 23 Jul 2012 22:09:01 +0000

Thanks mate, totally agree. Ownership issue is one thing, but criticising Sir Alex Ferguson like he's just another manager is beyond ungrateful (in my opinion, yada yada)

Agent of Fergie : Blame Fergie

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 23:45:06 +0000

Thank you sir. Maybe I should get a few printed up or a line of 'glory hunter' merchandise. "Show me the trophies" "I only care about winning" "I <3 Darcie Glazer" :D

Agent of Fergie : Playmates - Part Four

Fri, 20 Jul 2012 12:53:09 +0000

Thanks mate. Two more episodes left, I'm following a six-part structure. I'm glad you got everything sorted out with Scott, United deprivation at work I think. ;)

Agent of Fergie : Playmates - Part Four

Thu, 19 Jul 2012 11:40:24 +0000

You have as much chance as I do. Better get on to Pele for some of his 'magic pills' unless of course you fancy trying a squirt of Le Professeur... That sounded far more filthy than I intended...