en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/9565276 Comments by CutterTeam http://wonkette.com/576143/best-justice-ever-ruth-bader-ginsburg-may-have-been-slightly-drunk-at-sotu-address#IDComment950283297 She's trending in an awesome way. The next thing you know, she'll be teasing us with some playful "Care to guess what I'm wearing under this robe?" banter. This woman is a hero to us all. All hail The Notorious RBG. Fri, 13 Feb 2015 16:45:28 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576143/best-justice-ever-ruth-bader-ginsburg-may-have-been-slightly-drunk-at-sotu-address#IDComment950283297 http://wonkette.com/576104/new-republican-congress-accomplishes-nothing-goes-on-vacation#IDComment950273375 You agree that Mary Ann goes D at the end of the day? I think it just has to happen. Fri, 13 Feb 2015 15:55:18 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576104/new-republican-congress-accomplishes-nothing-goes-on-vacation#IDComment950273375 http://wonkette.com/576104/new-republican-congress-accomplishes-nothing-goes-on-vacation#IDComment950271607 Given the boat analogy and some references in this comment thread to Gilligan's Island, I was trying to pin down everyone's political affiliation: Gilligan: Doesn't care much about politics, but would go D if forced to vote. The Skipper: Solid R, I'm afraid. Since he and Gilligan always butted heads, this really can't be any other way. Thurston Howell: R (No explanation required) Lovie Howell: R (No explanation required) Ginger: Hollywood liberal. A solid D. The Professor: Believes in basic science, which makes him ineligible to be in the Republican Party. He's a D. Ironically, Mary Ann becomes the swing vote. Kansas farm girl, which makes you think R. But a sneaky-sultry independent streak (she came alone to the boat for the three-hour tour), which makes you think D. Oh, fuck it. Mary Ann votes D and puts the island in the Obama column. . . Fri, 13 Feb 2015 15:46:35 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576104/new-republican-congress-accomplishes-nothing-goes-on-vacation#IDComment950271607 http://wonkette.com/576113/morning-maddow-oregon-governor-definitely-resigning-or-maybe-not-who-knows#IDComment950262300 Those moviegoers in Mississippi seeing "50 Shades of Grey" are going to go batshit crazy when they realize the two lead characters aren't related. I predict refunds on a massive scale. Fri, 13 Feb 2015 14:55:31 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576113/morning-maddow-oregon-governor-definitely-resigning-or-maybe-not-who-knows#IDComment950262300 http://wonkette.com/575677/alabama-smashes-marriage-so-nobody-gets-to-play-with-it-now#IDComment949452729 One of these days, Roy Moore is going to get arrested. With his pants around his ankles. In a rest-stop men's room just off I-65. I predict that will explain a lot. Tue, 10 Feb 2015 14:10:55 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575677/alabama-smashes-marriage-so-nobody-gets-to-play-with-it-now#IDComment949452729 http://wonkette.com/573917/boehner-and-mcconnell-have-awesome-replacement-for-obamacare-but-left-it-in-their-other-pants#IDComment945045106 You just have to love this: "We’re, we’re working on this. Having discussions amongst our members, got a lot of divergent views about how best to go back to a doctor/patient relationship that’s revered. . ." Unless, of course, you and your doctor are discussing family planning or reproduction. In that case, fuck you and your freedom. Mon, 26 Jan 2015 19:38:24 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573917/boehner-and-mcconnell-have-awesome-replacement-for-obamacare-but-left-it-in-their-other-pants#IDComment945045106 http://wonkette.com/573902/fox-news-explains-how-american-snipers-saved-india-from-saddam-hussein#IDComment945022848 I think we're all missing the really important point here, which is that the pretty lady in the purple dress gives me an erection. Mon, 26 Jan 2015 18:02:48 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573902/fox-news-explains-how-american-snipers-saved-india-from-saddam-hussein#IDComment945022848 http://wonkette.com/573855/tucker-carlsons-internet-home-for-fascists-who-cant-read-good-blames-liberals-for-tom-bradys-deflated-balls#IDComment944997776 Lance Armstrong agrees that these cheating allegations are total bullshit. Mon, 26 Jan 2015 16:20:35 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573855/tucker-carlsons-internet-home-for-fascists-who-cant-read-good-blames-liberals-for-tom-bradys-deflated-balls#IDComment944997776 http://wonkette.com/573807/gop-senate-drops-words-civil-rights-from-subcommittee-about-civil-rights-because-they-get-it#IDComment944977413 That's John Cornyn, proudly occupying his position in the Human Centipede of right-wing Government. Mon, 26 Jan 2015 14:54:27 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573807/gop-senate-drops-words-civil-rights-from-subcommittee-about-civil-rights-because-they-get-it#IDComment944977413 http://wonkette.com/573837/alabama-judges-forget-how-law-works-sorry-gay-couples#IDComment944974356 This immorality absolutely sickens me. The next thing you know, we'll have people in Alabama fucking their sisters and cousins. Hey, wait a minute. . . Mon, 26 Jan 2015 14:41:44 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573837/alabama-judges-forget-how-law-works-sorry-gay-couples#IDComment944974356 http://wonkette.com/573837/alabama-judges-forget-how-law-works-sorry-gay-couples#IDComment944973482 Change takes a long time in Alabama. This state is still pissed that Forrest Gump didn't win the Heisman Trophy back in '64. Mon, 26 Jan 2015 14:38:05 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573837/alabama-judges-forget-how-law-works-sorry-gay-couples#IDComment944973482 http://wonkette.com/570372/tyrant-obama-makes-war-on-army-heroes-christmas-wedding#IDComment935164753 I've also heard that Obama only decided to ruin the wedding when he found out it was a heterosexual couple with a military background attempting to tie the knot. Then he desecrated the American flag with a seven-iron. And stayed on the golf course even after he found out the wedding had been attacked by ISIS terrorists carrying Ebola who -- not coincidentally -- also think there should have been an indictment in the Eric Garner case. Get your facts right, fuckers. Mon, 29 Dec 2014 21:07:32 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570372/tyrant-obama-makes-war-on-army-heroes-christmas-wedding#IDComment935164753 http://wonkette.com/570327/nypd-cops-respect-fallen-officer-through-classy-political-stunt-at-funeral#IDComment935139377 Phil Drummond manged to pull it off on "Diff'rent Strokes", so there's technically precedent for this. Mon, 29 Dec 2014 19:41:22 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570327/nypd-cops-respect-fallen-officer-through-classy-political-stunt-at-funeral#IDComment935139377 http://wonkette.com/570327/nypd-cops-respect-fallen-officer-through-classy-political-stunt-at-funeral#IDComment935138343 It's the Benghazi playbook all over again: 1. Start with a target that you hate for racial and personal reasons. The Mayor isn't black, but his wife is -- which is close enough for human filth like Rudy Giuliani. 2. Take a tragedy that no one wanted to see happen. 3. Project that tragedy onto the target, completely ignoring the sick fuckers who actually committed the act. 4. Throw in a dose of phony patriotism and make it clear that you're on the side of the guys wearing uniforms. The military. The police. Hooters waitresses. Whatever. Because we know that anyone who wears a uniform is fucking infallible. 5. Pander to right-wing media and your Neanderthal base, and always remember to add that the target -- just like the girl in the short skirt who got raped -- actually brought it all on himself. 6. Wait for the traditional media to eventually amplify your bullshit, under the guise of Both Sides Do It. Rinse and repeat. Mon, 29 Dec 2014 19:38:14 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570327/nypd-cops-respect-fallen-officer-through-classy-political-stunt-at-funeral#IDComment935138343 http://wonkette.com/569893/fox-news-thinker-greg-gutfeld-stephen-colbert-would-be-nothing-without-us-and-our-fkups#IDComment932128672 What these people will never understand is that Stephen Colbert's biggest regret is that his parody character was fucking necessary in the first place. Mon, 22 Dec 2014 16:30:37 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569893/fox-news-thinker-greg-gutfeld-stephen-colbert-would-be-nothing-without-us-and-our-fkups#IDComment932128672 http://wonkette.com/568173/grand-jury-lets-cop-choke-guy-to-death-because-everything-is-terrible#IDComment923849200 Other than raping a nun on the 50-yard line during the Super Bowl halftime show, I really don't know what it'll take to indict a police officer these days. Wed, 3 Dec 2014 21:33:34 +0000 http://wonkette.com/568173/grand-jury-lets-cop-choke-guy-to-death-because-everything-is-terrible#IDComment923849200 http://wonkette.com/568173/grand-jury-lets-cop-choke-guy-to-death-because-everything-is-terrible#IDComment923843046 Let me guess. He looked like a demon. Wed, 3 Dec 2014 21:16:48 +0000 http://wonkette.com/568173/grand-jury-lets-cop-choke-guy-to-death-because-everything-is-terrible#IDComment923843046 http://wonkette.com/567799/the-sarah-palin-fartknocker-report-sarahs-having-a-cyber-monday-sale-for-all-her-crap#IDComment922736688 The fact that this country even CONSIDERED giving this hayseed the fucking nuclear codes is enough to warrant Cosmic Probation status for the United States for. . . well, probably forever. Mon, 1 Dec 2014 14:24:50 +0000 http://wonkette.com/567799/the-sarah-palin-fartknocker-report-sarahs-having-a-cyber-monday-sale-for-all-her-crap#IDComment922736688 http://wonkette.com/567349/lets-enjoy-watching-elizabeth-warren-kick-some-more-gop-ass-for-america#IDComment916700117 Isn't this fun? We get to talk shit about the GOP and we don't even have to lie. Fri, 21 Nov 2014 21:49:37 +0000 http://wonkette.com/567349/lets-enjoy-watching-elizabeth-warren-kick-some-more-gop-ass-for-america#IDComment916700117 http://wonkette.com/567344/are-there-any-women-bill-cosby-didnt-allegedly-rape#IDComment916662269 Bill Cosby movie titles that, upon reflection, make you really fucking uncomfortable: Hickey & Boggs (1972) The Chocolate Princess (1974) Uptown Saturday Night (1974) Let's Do It Again (1975) Mother, Jugs & Speed (1976) A Piece Of The Action (1977) California Suite (1978) The Devil and Max Devlin (1981) Ghost Dad (1990) Fri, 21 Nov 2014 20:45:59 +0000 http://wonkette.com/567344/are-there-any-women-bill-cosby-didnt-allegedly-rape#IDComment916662269