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The Toast : A Style Guide For The Dystopia

Fri, 25 Sep 2015 21:35:52 +0000

There is a place reserved in the Special Hell for those who did not laugh out loud at this comment.

The Toast : Men Wearing A Military Helmet And Nothing Else In Western Art History

Wed, 9 Sep 2015 15:24:15 +0000

I am torn between ALL OF THE UPFISTS and reporting this on account of you beat me to the joke.

Wonkette : All About the D*cks: Your Florida Roundup

Sun, 15 Feb 2015 14:54:46 +0000

We'll miss you, Your Excellency.

Wonkette : All About the D*cks: Your Florida Roundup

Sun, 15 Feb 2015 14:50:51 +0000

Two Presidents with MBAs from Harvard. Two global depressions. I'm sure it's strictly coincidence.

Wonkette : Tea Party Loon Dave Brat: Socrates Would Want Us To Slash School Funding For Poor Kids

Sat, 14 Feb 2015 22:03:37 +0000

He ran on the clear and triumphal "Don't Vote for the Devil You Know; Vote for the Devil Who is Demonstrably Worse" platform, and won because his opponent sucked at cheating.

Wonkette : Tea Party Loon Dave Brat: Socrates Would Want Us To Slash School Funding For Poor Kids

Sat, 14 Feb 2015 22:02:12 +0000

As long as the rock is big enough, I'm right there with you.

Wonkette : Oh No, Zombie ACORN Coming For America, Again (No It Isn't)

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 17:51:20 +0000

Everything is connected to Benghazi somehow. Trey Gowdy will get to the bottom of this, I'm sure.

Wonkette : House GOP Will Return Dignity To Poor By Starving Them

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 15:16:24 +0000

Would that involve touching, or seeing anyone's naughty bits? Because he's on record gibbering in fear of either.

Wonkette : Federal Judge To Alabama: Do What I F*cking Said Already!

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 14:01:34 +0000

They're just trying to defend the sanctity of their sacred Constipation and such as.

Wonkette : Creationists Name Neil deGrasse Tyson 'Censor Of The Year' For Cutting God From 'Cosmos'

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 01:56:55 +0000

And yet, there is plenty left over for ICR and Creation Science Evangelism Ministries and on and fucking on. I'm beginning to suspect that stupidity can be created, but cannot be destroyed.

Wonkette : Creationists Name Neil deGrasse Tyson 'Censor Of The Year' For Cutting God From 'Cosmos'

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 01:54:30 +0000

He really should be presenting the controversy, not covering up the alternative treatments for disorders of black bile and yellow bile.

Wonkette : Creationists Name Neil deGrasse Tyson 'Censor Of The Year' For Cutting God From 'Cosmos'

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 01:52:19 +0000

I prefer the Lumberjack Song, which while it has little to do with hygiene, does include using the lavatory.

Wonkette : Fox News: Science Is A Hoax That Steals Our Freedom And Driving Privileges

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 19:37:36 +0000

Well played, sir or madam or adult of your choice.

Wonkette : GOP So Mad Obama Failed To Plan For GOP Destruction Of Obamacare

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 18:01:41 +0000

Why can't government do anything right over our shrill objections and adamant resistance?

Wonkette : Ted Cruz Has Had It With You Federales Gaying Up Those Nice Straight Red States

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 14:48:52 +0000

Without Bull Connor, the march to Selma would have been just some hikers.

Wonkette : Ted Cruz Has Had It With You Federales Gaying Up Those Nice Straight Red States

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 14:47:18 +0000

He's a got a good work ethic. I have faith in his ability to do this, and plenty more stupid things besides.

Wonkette : Ted Cruz Has Had It With You Federales Gaying Up Those Nice Straight Red States

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 14:46:30 +0000

Or The Straighty-Straight Defense of Straight Marriage in Straight States Straight Acts I Am Totally Straight Enough To Be Straight President Act.

Wonkette : Let's Just Count All The States That Aren't Trying To Make The Bible Their Official State Book

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 03:08:53 +0000

What better Christian to explain tradition than America's Best Christian?

Wonkette : Let's Just Count All The States That Aren't Trying To Make The Bible Their Official State Book

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 00:16:44 +0000

If we would quit destroying marriage and oppressing Good God-Fearin' Bible-Believin' Patriots, surely god would have less to worry about in the tsunami-ing and and hurricaning departments. The fact that it almost always misses wildly and strikes apparently-random times just means we've blinded it with pious rage, of course.

Wonkette : Climate Scientists Do Normal Science Thing, Proving Global Warming A Total Hoax

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 20:26:16 +0000

Or leagues.