Murder and theft are both hudud offenses under sharia law. I'm going to Ok-la-homa so they won't law any of those oppressive raps on me, man.
"There are places where it is appropriate to disarm people," Gould said. "But stickers don't make people safe -- metal detectors and security guards will."
"Guns don't kill people, not having guards and metal detectors kills people!", said the CEO's of the security and metal detector companies, who stood to the side laughing and high-fiving each other
“Has this body no shame, no compassion, no respect?”
Now THAT was a rhetorical question.
The contextual ads on the right side really contributes to the surrealism of all this. Anybody else getting the Intelligently Funny t-shirt ad for the "Ignorance Is Bliss Sarah Palin T"?
Nearly 1/10th of her friends is her dad, Chuck Heath.
"Breathtakingly" is the adverb modifying the adjective "sad". Together, it is an adverbial phrase. Although I can't remember what I had for lunch yesterday, I recall this tidbit from grammar school.
What you saw was swamp gas trapped under a temperature inversion layer that was reflecting the light of Jupiter off of a weather balloon.