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499 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Herman Cain Will Not A... · 0 replies · +3 points

Murder and theft are both hudud offenses under sharia law. I'm going to Ok-la-homa so they won't law any of those oppressive raps on me, man.

503 weeks ago @ Wonkette - AZ Senate Wants More S... · 0 replies · +22 points

"There are places where it is appropriate to disarm people," Gould said. "But stickers don't make people safe -- metal detectors and security guards will."

"Guns don't kill people, not having guards and metal detectors kills people!", said the CEO's of the security and metal detector companies, who stood to the side laughing and high-fiving each other

503 weeks ago @ Wonkette - AZ Senate Wants More S... · 1 reply · +77 points

“Has this body no shame, no compassion, no respect?”

Now THAT was a rhetorical question.

504 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin Has Secret... · 0 replies · +14 points

The contextual ads on the right side really contributes to the surrealism of all this. Anybody else getting the Intelligently Funny t-shirt ad for the "Ignorance Is Bliss Sarah Palin T"?

504 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin Has Secret... · 0 replies · +19 points

Nearly 1/10th of her friends is her dad, Chuck Heath.

504 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin Has Secret... · 3 replies · +32 points

"Breathtakingly" is the adverb modifying the adjective "sad". Together, it is an adverbial phrase. Although I can't remember what I had for lunch yesterday, I recall this tidbit from grammar school.

520 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin Forced To ... · 0 replies · +4 points

What you saw was swamp gas trapped under a temperature inversion layer that was reflecting the light of Jupiter off of a weather balloon.