CordeliaFitz

CordeliaFitz

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228 weeks ago @ The Toast - From the Desk of the D... · 0 replies · +3 points

May I play? Please???

234 weeks ago @ The Toast - Where Is National ... · 0 replies · +16 points

One can't just sit on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial without quoting the entire "It's like stealing a national monutment . . .it's like stealing HIM" scene.

234 weeks ago @ The Toast - Friday Bargain Bin · 3 replies · +71 points

... skin jersey dress? That does not sound like a cult I want to sign up for.

235 weeks ago @ The Toast - Let's Talk About The B... · 0 replies · +7 points

My mom would never let me check out Series of Unfortunate Events books because she thought they were "too dark and sad."

"That's kinda the point, MOM," quoth 11 year old me.

237 weeks ago @ The Toast - Let's Talk About Our F... · 1 reply · +4 points

Barnes and Noble used to have a tween/teen-oriented entertainment shoot-off site of Sparknotes called Sparklife and it was my jam c. 2008-10, maybe? (Hi, I'm a Young'n)

There was one writer who did Twilight recaps (scathing, scorching ones, of course) accompanied with terrible Paint illustrations, if memory serves. There was also an advice column that definitely had terrible Paint illustrations. People called themselves "Sparklers" and there was a fairly tight-knit commenting community. One of my closest irl friends and I somehow discovered during these years that we were both "sparklers" and it felt like FATE.

237 weeks ago @ The Toast - Friday Open Thread! · 0 replies · +7 points

I'm here for empathizing/mutual complaining.

I had a phone interview this morning, so naturally I woke up with the worst sore throat of my life. Then I tried to follow-up on an application i sent in for a job that I would love and think I'm well qualified, but the hiring manager didn't answer :(

Here's to your successful search!

237 weeks ago @ The Toast - Friday Open Thread! · 3 replies · +14 points

I'll bite. Will you tell me about the 1973 Army Survival Guide?!

241 weeks ago @ The Toast - If Justin Bieber Were ... · 1 reply · +33 points

"Galumphing" is such a frabjous adjective.

241 weeks ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 0 replies · +1 points

Ok, I only have about a year's worth of experience and it's all at the municipal level. Thank you for the information anyway! I hope you're able to build a good team quickly.

241 weeks ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 2 replies · +1 points

I am interested! Do you have more details you're allowed to discuss? I'm reachable at k m c o l l e y @ g mail if that helps