CogitoErgoBibo

CogitoErgoBibo

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393 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Missouri Legislator Ex... · 0 replies · +21 points

Wow. That's some weird sort of mobius strip of never-ending email, powered (ironically) by a plea to just make it end already. So Nieves can't comply with a basic request to remove someone from an email list and the other guy is the idiot?

393 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Your Complete Guide To... · 0 replies · +8 points

Until the "People Tired of Boarding Planes Naked While Carrying 3 Ounce Bottles in a Quart-Sized Ziploc" lobby is as powerful as the NRA, I'm thinking things are unlikely to change on that score.

393 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Your Complete Guide To... · 6 replies · +12 points

Information I sort of wish I didn't have: they make pants with built-in tourniquets for the wearer. Just in case. My BF is stationed in Kabul and owns a pair. I sure wouldn't want to run 26 miles in 'em though.

393 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Your Complete Guide To... · 0 replies · +9 points

If I can't climb in my gas-guzzling automobile to travel 26 miles, the terrorists win.

393 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Apparently There Is No... · 0 replies · +20 points

They're right. Things were so much better when we had a President who would consult "Mommy's" psychic for advice on how to run the nation.

393 weeks ago @ Wonkette - People Who Can Eat A B... · 1 reply · +6 points

Pretty sure the finale for this season is tomorrow night.* So we'll all have to wait until next year to find out who did it. Or watch the news. One of those.

*Not that I watch it! I watch Southland and see the commercials for Marky Mark's show while watching Regina King act her ass off.

393 weeks ago @ Wonkette - People Who Can Eat A B... · 1 reply · +15 points

Oh thank gawd. MSNBC hands coverage over from histrionic Chris Matthews to the infinitely more sane Chris Hayes. Maybe now we'll get more news, less speculation. Lord knows my eardrums are thankful for Hayes' more soothing, even-toned delivery.

393 weeks ago @ Wonkette - People Who Can Eat A B... · 0 replies · +12 points

Expect them to limit beers to 3 oz., served in 1 quart Ziploc bags.

393 weeks ago @ Wonkette - People Who Can Eat A B... · 12 replies · +13 points

Aaaand the Westboro Baptist idiots weigh in: https://twitter.com/wbcsays

393 weeks ago @ Wonkette - People Who Can Eat A B... · 0 replies · +14 points

Now they're saying there isn't anyone in custody. Kind of like the JFK Library possibly related fire/not related fire/explosion/not an explosion/probably an unrelated fire.