School can't give a kid a baby aspirin, but they can give out condoms? WTF?

"I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive!" LOL

OUCH!!! My heartfelt condolences and prayers to the family.

But brings to mind the story in Garrison Keeler's book about Lake Wobegon (Tales of (or from) Lake Wobegon, I think the name is) about the guy that leaves the bar after saying goodbye to all his friends then discovers he needs to pee. He can't go back into the bar, cuz then he'd have to say goodbye to all those people again ... so ... being Christmas time, he sneaks behind the town's Christmas tree in the center of town to relieve himself. Only his pee hits one of the tree lights and knocks the whole tree out - oh no!!! he pee'd on Christmas!!! It's a hysterical read the way Keeler tells it.

How much is this entertaining costing us taxpayers? If I'm paying, I want an invite .... & something on the side, if u know what I mean ;=)

Hey, I'm unemployed & need the exercise ... my salary would likely cost less than DNA testing hundreds of piles of poo ............