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7 years ago @ Wonkette - Morning Maddow: Just H... · 0 replies · +11 points

I'm posting here for the first time in months to say this: Officer Hood Ornament definitely did it last. You think a buncha blue thugs will fire at one of their own on purpose? Especially during a foxhunt? Those shots were the fucking coup de gras of the chase. The people inside the car were probably long dead, but it doesn't matter; ofay was having a fucking hood party. :(

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Maureen Dowd Just Want... · 0 replies · +2 points

Raising a fist in solidarity with middle aged hip women.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Minnesota Hero Seeks T... · 0 replies · +2 points

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Christian School Just ... · 0 replies · +1 points

The Mullet: The chosen hairdo of Jebus hisself.

I had the less fashionable offshoot back in 1986: the frullet. Ah, biracial hair. Like the Jewfro, but more so.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Some Gender Studies 10... · 0 replies · +6 points

My mom is the same age and gay, she's probably not gonna change her mind either, LOL. :)

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Nice Time! Here Is You... · 1 reply · +3 points

I was thinking Denmark because of the progressive gender politics and bicycles, but then I'd have to learn to say rødgrød med fløde and tolerate hellishly long winters.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Arizona Wimps Out, Dec... · 0 replies · +3 points

Mine is a bowling ball with fur. She would have to go in the large pot. And we could probably eat for a week solid. However, I am aghast at ever *really* doing that sort of thing, and am now hugging my sweet ball of suet a little tighter just for posting in this thread. ;__;

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Comments Of Th... · 0 replies · +13 points

Having watched "John Dies at the End", it gives your statement a whole new meaning.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Sunday Bloody NYT Sund... · 0 replies · +9 points

Why put the cork back on? Monday's tomorrow.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Sunday Bloody NYT Sund... · 2 replies · +13 points

Hate reading is like hate fucking, to me. Not worth the time it takes, and you end up feeling filthy in a bad way afterwards. But I admire and respect those who can take it, and come back with a good report.