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KOMO - Seattle, WA : Seattle men busted at Canadian border with illegal candy | Offbeat | Seattle News, Weather, Sports,

Tue, 17 Jul 2012 16:00:54 +0000

My ex and I were traveling back from BC a couple years ago and I had five of these Kinder Surprise eggs. Customs found them and we were detained for about forty-five minutes. In my mind the defense I delivered sounded like it came from Kyle Brovlovski. I said: "We have no small children in our household. Although the FDA has banned the sale of these in the US can't I transport them? I bought these for myself because I've always been intrigued by the quality of the small toys that are contained within them. They're miniature works of art and infinitely more refined than anything you'd find in a CrackerJack box. I can only think the FDA has banned them in the states because they have surmised that American toddlers just aren't quite as bright as Canadian toddlers." We drove through the Peace Arch with my Kinder Surprise eggs. The ex was still pi**ed.

KOMO - Seattle, WA : Monaco prince sues over NYC nightclub fracas | National & World News | Seattle News, Weather, Sports

Tue, 17 Jul 2012 04:11:13 +0000

I had to read that in Porky Pig's voice: "a p-p-person of pugilistic p-p-propensity."

KOMO - Seattle, WA : Vandals smash windows at more Seattle banks | Local & Regional | Seattle News, Weather, Sports, Brea

Mon, 16 Jul 2012 16:18:55 +0000

I recall that as fact. Someone here had posted a comment on that article in the first week of May surrounding an identity and it was deleted by a KOMO admin. There was enough info in the thread to confirm it elsewhere.

KOMO - Seattle, WA : Driver spends hour trapped in mangled SUV after wreck | Local & Regional | Seattle News, Weather, Sp

Sat, 14 Jul 2012 16:02:58 +0000

I could lean toward miracle. The first responders were nurses who just happened to be over forty miles away from their territory and near that intersection.

KOMO - Seattle, WA : Cop accused of stealing driver\'s iPhone from wreck | Offbeat | Seattle News, Weather, Sports, Break

Sat, 14 Jul 2012 05:37:57 +0000

Too bad he drank and drove. Too bad he crashed. Hope it was a single-vehicle accident. He couldn't have been too far gone if he could remember the officer's name the next day.

KOMO - Seattle, WA : Ore. woman sues Justin Bieber over hearing loss at concert | Local & Regional | Seattle News, Weathe

Fri, 13 Jul 2012 19:02:16 +0000

In the words of the great Ron White: "Stupid is forever"

KOMO - Seattle, WA : Thunderstorms firing up around Western Washington | Local & Regional | Seattle News, Weather, Sports

Fri, 13 Jul 2012 18:58:12 +0000

I grew up in Illinois. I love electrical storms. Went to visit my dad in Florida last year when a storm rolled through one evening. He was more than happy to sit with me on his back porch just to watch it.

KOMO - Seattle, WA : Ore. woman sues Justin Bieber over hearing loss at concert | Local & Regional | Seattle News, Weathe

Fri, 13 Jul 2012 18:49:37 +0000

I'd be more concerned over loss of judgment for attending a Justin Dweeber show. Can you sue for that?

KOMO - Seattle, WA : Burglary victims facing lawsuit for adding bars to their doors | Local & Regional | Seattle News, We

Fri, 13 Jul 2012 03:36:41 +0000

I don't know what's worse, burglars or homeowners associations. If a homeowners association intrudes onto your property can you shoot them?

KOMO - Seattle, WA : Yoga instructor fired for glaring at Facebook worker | Offbeat | Seattle News, Weather, Sports, Brea

Thu, 12 Jul 2012 23:53:35 +0000

Makes me hate Facebook more. Mine has been long gone. Here's the info: http://www.wikihow.com/Permanently-Delete-a-Faceb...

KOMO - Seattle, WA : W.Va. sheriff says woman tortured; husband charged | National & World News | Seattle News, Weather,

Thu, 12 Jul 2012 18:15:32 +0000

I'll be interested in hearing the attorney's opening remarks. If the defense doesn't have a case I suppose they grasp at straws of doubt.

KOMO - Seattle, WA : Man shot by Tacoma homeowner charged with burglary, assault | Local & Regional | Seattle News, Weath

Thu, 12 Jul 2012 17:27:44 +0000

So he was alluding AND eluding... And if he was in possession of a central nervous system depressant no longer manufactured in the US he might have charged with... "Possession of a 'lude"

KOMO - Seattle, WA : Man shot by Tacoma homeowner charged with burglary, assault | Local & Regional | Seattle News, Weath

Thu, 12 Jul 2012 17:13:05 +0000

Komo's misspellings shouldn't effect us like they do. They are, in affect, trying really hard.

KOMO - Seattle, WA : Police: Woman swallowed diamond, pawned it later | Offbeat | Seattle News, Weather, Sports, Breaking

Wed, 11 Jul 2012 01:53:07 +0000

A goose that lays golden eggs? I can do better than that.

KOMO - Seattle, WA : Tacoma man needs emergency surgery after eating BBQ brush bristle | Local & Regional | Seattle News,

Wed, 11 Jul 2012 01:33:29 +0000

Most people won't let fish bones go down. A wire brush bristle? Was his tongue asleep?

KOMO - Seattle, WA : Airport officials find baby hidden in carry-on bag | National & World News | Seattle News, Weather,

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 02:42:41 +0000

I think they took their trip just a few months too late.

KOMO - Seattle, WA : Couple targeted in Pt. Angeles home invasion robbery | Local & Regional | Seattle News, Weather, Spo

Sun, 8 Jul 2012 14:40:39 +0000

My very first thought, SureHandz...

KOMO - Seattle, WA : Community activists working to curb South Seattle crime | Local & Regional | Seattle News, Weather,

Fri, 6 Jul 2012 22:42:22 +0000

I used to work a mile from there on S. Norfolk St. I really liked that place. The food was excellent. I loved the low-lit atmosphere and the old big-band music they always piped into the dining area. On a sunny day (laugh if you must) I had to wait at least five minutes for my eyes to adjust so I could read the menu.

KOMO - Seattle, WA : Scott Peterson appeals death sentence | National & World News | Seattle News, Weather, Sports, Break

Fri, 6 Jul 2012 13:21:26 +0000

Laci's body was never found, right? This story implies that when it should really state it.

KOMO - Seattle, WA : Scott Peterson appeals death sentence | National & World News | Seattle News, Weather, Sports, Break

Fri, 6 Jul 2012 13:14:30 +0000

Minority Report. They weren't supposed to let him out to commit the murder, though.