en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/2110247 Comments by ChaimWitz http://www.komonews.com/news/entertainment/124316329.html?ref=guiltypleasures#IDComment165645864 It's not humor. Thu, 23 Jun 2011 02:41:21 +0000 http://www.komonews.com/news/entertainment/124316329.html?ref=guiltypleasures#IDComment165645864 http://www.komonews.com/news/local/124388394.html#IDComment165644479 Right. I read that in my Highlights magazine in 1971. Thu, 23 Jun 2011 02:34:34 +0000 http://www.komonews.com/news/local/124388394.html#IDComment165644479 http://www.komonews.com/news/local/124388394.html#IDComment165607217 Sedatives? Tranquilizers? Anti-depressants? Just guesses...I'm not an actual doctor. On an unrelated note, when I look at this mug shot and consider him telling someone he's a plastic surgeon, is that related to why the cars auto mechanics own always seem to be the most clapped-out beaters? Wed, 22 Jun 2011 23:59:10 +0000 http://www.komonews.com/news/local/124388394.html#IDComment165607217 http://www.komonews.com/news/entertainment/124368174.html#IDComment165590875 Well, yeah, "innocent" may or may not be right word for somebody that drinks in a bar with someone and then willingly gets in the car with said drunk. I suggest "unfortunate" is a better fit and dispenses with the "good golly, I had NO idea" connotation that "innocent" contains. Wed, 22 Jun 2011 23:18:36 +0000 http://www.komonews.com/news/entertainment/124368174.html#IDComment165590875 http://www.komonews.com/news/local/124377394.html#IDComment165585775 Despite having ripped open hundreds of packs of Twinkies, you can't spell it? Really? Wed, 22 Jun 2011 23:05:56 +0000 http://www.komonews.com/news/local/124377394.html#IDComment165585775 http://www.komonews.com/news/local/124377394.html#IDComment165585175 A lotta gopher hate out there. Whassup widdat? Wed, 22 Jun 2011 23:04:30 +0000 http://www.komonews.com/news/local/124377394.html#IDComment165585175 http://www.komonews.com/news/local/124386114.html#IDComment165583456 This guy jumped from a ferry OMG I can't wait to tweet about it lol Wed, 22 Jun 2011 23:00:42 +0000 http://www.komonews.com/news/local/124386114.html#IDComment165583456 http://www.komonews.com/news/entertainment/124368174.html#IDComment165581817 A she named "Zachary?" See, now you've got me all confuzzled. Wed, 22 Jun 2011 22:56:52 +0000 http://www.komonews.com/news/entertainment/124368174.html#IDComment165581817 http://www.komonews.com/news/entertainment/124378039.html#IDComment165559670 Some folks just need to SIMMA DOWN NA! Wed, 22 Jun 2011 21:58:41 +0000 http://www.komonews.com/news/entertainment/124378039.html#IDComment165559670 http://dev.www.komonews.com/seattlepulp/food-wine/bars/123060343.html#IDComment165558902 A pitcher may have five beers, but it's certainly less work for a bartender than procuring five glasses and filling and serving five beers. Accordingly I suggest $2-3 is an adequate tip for a pitcher. Unless the bartender is not a dude and is smokin' hot...then we're getting into $4 territory. Wed, 22 Jun 2011 21:56:36 +0000 http://dev.www.komonews.com/seattlepulp/food-wine/bars/123060343.html#IDComment165558902 http://www.komonews.com/news/local/124379554.html#IDComment165555941 Poor guy appears confused and out of sorts since they got rid of the USDA food pyramid. Wed, 22 Jun 2011 21:49:26 +0000 http://www.komonews.com/news/local/124379554.html#IDComment165555941 http://www.komonews.com/news/local/124349824.html#IDComment165554591 Only if she was a lineman, but she was a wide receiver. Ba-dump bump! Wed, 22 Jun 2011 21:44:54 +0000 http://www.komonews.com/news/local/124349824.html#IDComment165554591 http://www.komonews.com/news/entertainment/124326359.html?ref=guiltypleasures#IDComment165538113 It's totally unfair to ask these poor girls such questions. In my view, the only topics that should be covered are world hunger, stamping out diseases, and whether or not Donald Trump is actually unaware a forest animal has died on his head. Wed, 22 Jun 2011 20:46:08 +0000 http://www.komonews.com/news/entertainment/124326359.html?ref=guiltypleasures#IDComment165538113 http://www.komonews.com/news/entertainment/124368174.html#IDComment165509141 It's fortunate that innocent third parties weren't injured or worse with this bit of jackassery. Wed, 22 Jun 2011 19:02:11 +0000 http://www.komonews.com/news/entertainment/124368174.html#IDComment165509141 http://www.komonews.com/sports/124364939.html#IDComment165507476 "Hey, Boo-boo! Let's go down to the state park and get some pic-a-nic-a baskets!" "But Yogi...the ranger!" Wed, 22 Jun 2011 18:56:06 +0000 http://www.komonews.com/sports/124364939.html#IDComment165507476 http://www.komonews.com/news/local/124318059.html#IDComment165481006 Ha! You crack me up. Listen: Back in 2001 some terrorists blew up the World Trade Center. I'm mentioning this because it provides context to a lot of stuff in the news these days. Probably didn't DIRECTLY affect you, but see...now yer all caught up. Wed, 22 Jun 2011 17:23:19 +0000 http://www.komonews.com/news/local/124318059.html#IDComment165481006 http://www.komonews.com/news/entertainment/124316329.html?ref=guiltypleasures#IDComment165451661 Or watch Fox News or go to church. Wed, 22 Jun 2011 15:44:13 +0000 http://www.komonews.com/news/entertainment/124316329.html?ref=guiltypleasures#IDComment165451661 http://www.komonews.com/news/entertainment/124316329.html?ref=guiltypleasures#IDComment165451463 "...the judges name plate..." Dude, what're you talkin' about? Wed, 22 Jun 2011 15:43:29 +0000 http://www.komonews.com/news/entertainment/124316329.html?ref=guiltypleasures#IDComment165451463 http://www.komonews.com/news/local/124349824.html#IDComment165449313 I don't FEEL tardy Wed, 22 Jun 2011 15:35:50 +0000 http://www.komonews.com/news/local/124349824.html#IDComment165449313 http://www.komonews.com/news/local/124282299.html#IDComment165448817 "Herb" is slang for marijuana, Great-Grandma. Wed, 22 Jun 2011 15:34:10 +0000 http://www.komonews.com/news/local/124282299.html#IDComment165448817