Think of America as a big meth lab.
Words to live by. American politics just started to make sense.
The question is not what the pope does, but whom. And the answer is "altarboys."
I believe that in the Oglala Sioux language "Danielle Smith" means "Shiny Chrome Boobs".
Wow. The rumors are true. With a post like that, it's clear that this site has officially gotten its lame on. Sic transit Gloria, Gumby.
With a name like "Gooey Cock" this one is clearly a Santorum supporter.
That's one hefty Santorum-covered erection you've got there. But fear not, Mitt's ready and willing to lick Santorum.
I think having a fucked up shitsack named Santorum as the commander in chief is likely to have significantly worse consequences for military morale.
Newt does Tinkerbell: "People ought to be allowed to applaud if they want." So, the pasty, flatulent marshmallow man is now a fairy princess. Thank you, Newt!
In the search for an "effective deterrent" I think we could do better than mass execution. Force the perpetrator to watch an endless loop of Newt Gingrich in a thong. A glittery thong. A glittery thong that gyrates to the disco beat to which Newt is dancing.
Just say NO!
It took him awhile, but Perry has at last attained the same level of enlightenment as Michele Bachmann.