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Wonkette : College Grad Makes Up Stuff About Obamacare Raping Her Future, Becomes Wingnut Hero

Thu, 10 Oct 2013 18:42:15 +0000

"...and we haven’t fact-checked any of these numbers ourselves, we’ll caution." WTF? Well, your numbers are wrong. And no, I'm not going to give you a citation. Look it up.

Wonkette : Solemn Duty Of Killing A Prisoner Rescheduled To Fit Florida A.G. Pam Bondi's Important Campaign Sch

Tue, 10 Sep 2013 20:13:25 +0000

Good ole Pam. She never met an execution she didn't like.

Wonkette : Obamas Acquire Adorable New Focus For Wingnut Outrage

Tue, 20 Aug 2013 13:31:35 +0000

Wonkette used to have radical left wing politics, which helped make it irreverent and funny. Now it's turned into a house organ for Barack Obama, Who Can Do No Wrong, and the Democratic Party. The DNC thanks you, Rebecca, but the price for this is that Wonkette has gotten more predictable and less funny. This givez me a sad.

Wonkette : Russia Tired Of Snowden, Says He Can Have Freedom If He Shuts Up Already

Sat, 13 Jul 2013 14:59:37 +0000

Wonketeers, what's got into ya? This thread is like Two Minutes Hate in an amusement park. Why do so many of you have such a nasty hard-on for Snowden? Read his interview with Glenn Greenwald here. His discussion of the right to privacy is memorable: "I don't want to live in a world where everything that I say, everything I do, everyone I talk to, every expression of creativity, or love, or friendship is recorded....." Instead he wants what we all want: "a sort of freedom to communicate with each other in privacy without it being monitored, without it being measured, or analyzed or sort of judged by these shadowy figures or systems anytime they mention anything that travels across public lines." I don't care if he's a libertarian. Libertarians aren't wrong about everything. For example, they want to legalize marijuana.

Wonkette : A Children's Treasury Of Pundits Saying Stupid Things About The NSA This Weekend

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 15:00:27 +0000

And 50% don't know the difference between "its" (of it) and "it's" (it is).

Wonkette : A Children's Treasury Of Pundits Saying Stupid Things About The NSA This Weekend

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 14:26:21 +0000

But Winston had won a victory over himself. He loved Big Brother. --1984

Wonkette : Fired LAPD Officer Going Django On Everyone's Asses

Thu, 7 Feb 2013 21:24:14 +0000

Mr. Dorner is providing a valuable public service, but I feel that he may have been a little excessive when he killed the daughter of the former police captain who screwed him over. Visiting the sins of the fathers on the children is a privilege normally reserved for God. Meanwhile, LAPD has gone into FULL PANIC MODE.

Wonkette : Meghan McCain to Playboy: I'm 'Strictly Dickly'

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 19:18:29 +0000

Here.

Wonkette : Meghan McCain to Playboy: I'm 'Strictly Dickly'

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 19:08:04 +0000

That's the best pic I ever saw of Megan. Old Hef must have given her a bath. With his tongue.

Wonkette : Study: Liberals All So Intolerant, Want Everyone to Die, on Facebook

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 22:41:27 +0000

I don't know who "regular Americans" are, but check out the liberals at DU sometime. They are as intolerant as the conservatives at Free Republic. Try making a radical left-wing criticism of their liberal dogmas and see how fast you get kick-banned. You can't even say "Bammz." One "Obamar" and you're gone!

Wonkette : Barack Obama Sings 'Sweet Home Chicago' With B.B. King & Mick Jagger

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 17:38:10 +0000

The other name for troll is "negropolis." Black city? Is that what you want? A city populated entirely by black people? Why are you pushing that particular piece of racism?

Wonkette : Barack Obama Sings 'Sweet Home Chicago' With B.B. King & Mick Jagger

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 09:08:57 +0000

O villain, villain, smiling, damnèd villain! My tables—meet it is I set it down That one may smile, and smile, and be a villain— At least I am sure it may be so in Denmark. Hamlet Act 1, scene 5, 105–109

Wonkette : Deconstructing Sarah Palin's Marvelously Bad Speech At CPAC

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 17:22:04 +0000

Upset, are we? Relax, Chester. This is supposed to be a fun site. And please don't pull that "you're a newbie" stuff. This isn't supposed to be an old boys' institution.

Wonkette : Deconstructing Sarah Palin's Marvelously Bad Speech At CPAC

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 16:39:03 +0000

Why are you getting abusive to new members? You're the one who gave Sarah credit for having a brain. "I actually agreed with her in that she recognized the problem...." Didn't you say that? Try re-reading your post.

Wonkette : Deconstructing Sarah Palin's Marvelously Bad Speech At CPAC

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 07:15:11 +0000

Your naivete is touching. I used to be young and dumb myself. Young, dumb and full of cum. Just don't let your sexual attraction to Sarah blind you to the fact that she is following a SCRIPT, which she neither understands nor cares much about.

Wonkette : Mississippi Legislator Proposes Gulf of Mexico Be Renamed Gulf of America

Thu, 9 Feb 2012 16:08:06 +0000

Vespucciland, Vespucciland, God shed his grace on thee!

Wonkette : Rick Santorum Fetes The Jews With New Testament Quote

Thu, 9 Feb 2012 16:05:14 +0000

Rick is dumb, but he's not that dumb. (Not in your league, lol.) He wants bible thumping Christians to know that he has been pimping Jesus to Jews.