Canmon

Canmon

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364 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Gun Nuts Just Want Mom... · 10 replies · +59 points

I fail to see how having a dick in your mouth would prevent you from typing.

364 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Koch Brothers Pledge $... · 0 replies · +3 points

That's funny. I was just reading an article about a guy with two Kochs.

365 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Target Screws Fired Ca... · 0 replies · +19 points

Their logo made it look like they were a curling supply store. False advertising.

373 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Comments Of Th... · 1 reply · +17 points

"Putthegundownputthegundownputthegundown"

I did it in 1.7 seconds. Of course, at that speed it's unintelligible to most people, but a 12-year-old who spends all day listening to the rap could easily make it out.

373 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Ferguson Grand Jury Sa... · 5 replies · +63 points

Don Lemon got tear gassed. I think he tried to bite down on the canister.

377 weeks ago @ Wonkette - President Lindsey Grah... · 1 reply · +12 points

They've done pretty well under Obama, too.

380 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Kick-Ass Teenager Wins... · 0 replies · +24 points

First these commies give the prize to Obama before he even settled his bony ass into the Gunlocke chair. Now they give it to his 17-year-old daughter! What has Malia done to deserve this, broken up a fight at recess?

380 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Susan G. Komen Doesn't... · 0 replies · +12 points

I don't see what the problem is. Susan B. Komen for the Cure is interested in two things: raising awareness of breast cancer; and curing breast cancer. If there are more cases of breast cancer, more people will be aware of it, and there will be more people to cure. Win/win!

380 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Michelle Obama Wears S... · 0 replies · +1 points

I think Tucker Carlson writes Urban Dictionary posts himself. Evidence: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tu...

380 weeks ago @ Wonkette - This Missouri Republic... · 0 replies · +10 points

"A woman wrote on KCTV5’s Facebook page said that his comments were “Pretty poor decision making skills seeing that it is Breast Cancer Awareness Month.”"

He missed the "cancer" part.