en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/666095 Comments by CallMeShelly http%3a%2f%2fwww.scrappleface.com%2f%3fp%3d4776#IDComment93569458 Boy, been a long time since I posted here. This is my safety gauge--when I see the ketchup boy, John Kerry windsurfing the bountiful blue gulf waters, hanging tight with his hair blowing in the wind following the gulf stream then I will eat a shrimp. Now that is a promise from a gal who has never eaten a shrimp in her life. Tue, 17 Aug 2010 02:13:06 +0000 http%3a%2f%2fwww.scrappleface.com%2f%3fp%3d4776#IDComment93569458 http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=4556#IDComment67544426 Oh by the way Aunt Sarah and Uncle Willy sent an Easter Card from wonderful Arkysaw and told me to say hi to all the Scrapplers! Spring floods have come through and washed all the cow droppings away and as you all know, in Arkansas, all rivers flow south to Little Rock. Willy is attempting to redirect the flow to Chicago. Tue, 13 Apr 2010 00:29:53 +0000 http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=4556#IDComment67544426 http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=4556#IDComment67543425 I suppose next we will be forced to send Christmas Cards, Easter Cards, Valentine Cards and on Obamommy's birthday, a card on Africa Continent Pride Day. Tue, 13 Apr 2010 00:25:18 +0000 http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=4556#IDComment67543425 http%3a%2f%2fwww.scrappleface.com%2f%3fp%3d4549#IDComment64749767 "Tactically, the senior adviser said, the president will execute an “omnidirectional pivot” — essentially, moving “full steam ahead on all major policy fronts at once.” Umm, how about just moving. Pakistan is beautiful this time of year. Batter, batter, batter? Well it ain't batter unless it is buttermilk batter. Pass the maple syrup please Tue, 30 Mar 2010 02:14:55 +0000 http%3a%2f%2fwww.scrappleface.com%2f%3fp%3d4549#IDComment64749767 http%3a%2f%2fwww.scrappleface.com%2f%3fp%3d4538#IDComment61887260 I hear an old TV show in the back of my head--somewhat reminiscent of Lassie Come Home with a word play on Lassie. Oh, shut up Shelly. Brokenback Mountain please call home. I'm out of here. Must make cheese bread today. Pass the Asiago cheese please. Sat, 13 Mar 2010 16:27:08 +0000 http%3a%2f%2fwww.scrappleface.com%2f%3fp%3d4538#IDComment61887260 http:#IDComment51109584 Tanks! Fri, 8 Jan 2010 22:12:05 +0000 http:#IDComment51109584 http:#IDComment51036139 sleep machine???? Fri, 8 Jan 2010 16:55:03 +0000 http:#IDComment51036139 http:#IDComment51026131 Now you C-Span--now you don't. Fri, 8 Jan 2010 15:36:07 +0000 http:#IDComment51026131 http:#IDComment49719383 Gee, I never get an e-mail anymore stating Scott has posted something new. So here is my much belated Merry Christmas. I am back on the mend again. I can't remember if I told anybody about my ordeal or not, but let me just say this was one Christmas I would not want to repeat. But we are looking at 2010 not scanning the rear view mirror. I ahem, have not resorted to grown-up pull ups yet, but my MS may soon dictate Grannie Pampers or Homely Huggies. At such time will I be deemed a potential terrorist. What about a senior who has just had a Blazing Saddle moment? Need I say more? Nope. Good b,y and Happy New Years Thu, 31 Dec 2009 03:30:02 +0000 http:#IDComment49719383 http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=4448#IDComment47982669 Hey, where is my free cardigan, since my income is rather poorly fixed. No cost of living raise this year ya know. Well, my thermostat is never turned on since I receive free heat from the elderly who love below me who turn up the thermostats to solar temps. In turn I must open the windows at night so I can sleep. Maybe I am ahead of the curve but I enjoy room temps about 66 to 68 degrees. I have been wiped for for a week since my neurologist put me under a 5 day intensive IV steroid treatment. I thought I would be busy on my computer since normally I get this treatment in the hospital, not home, but now the new economy says no more hospital. My aide did come every day along with an RN to hang the ol' bag. Well, today is cold turkey day and I hope to get my brains back soon. What brain cells I did have were useless and I spent most of the day watching a host of Christmas, detective and cowboy movies on the boob tube. Logic was erased for a week so news programs didn't even excite me. We are seeing a bit of our first snow today. Somewhat late for the first dusting but I won't see what the other side of the Appalachians are getting (thankfully), but I do like snow--it is just that I haven't poked my head outside for a week and need to accomplish a thing or two at the market. After this week let winter begin! Sat, 19 Dec 2009 16:48:05 +0000 http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=4448#IDComment47982669 http:#IDComment47981344 Howdy Scrapplers. Is it snowing in DC yet? Sat, 19 Dec 2009 16:35:35 +0000 http:#IDComment47981344 http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=4407#IDComment44825673 Hey, me too. Have a slap happy Thanksgiving from the Bunker. Thu, 26 Nov 2009 18:30:53 +0000 http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=4407#IDComment44825673 http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=4407#IDComment44631197 Now, this is just a rumor so don't go spreading it around but I heard Barack O'Bama bowed down before the national turkey before he released it into the hands of Green Peace ( who immediately consumed him). This was a better death for the old turkey who was to be released to the Humane Society of America who would have released him to the peaceful forest where he would have been mauled by a half-starved endangered polar bear who swam to the coast line after his ice chunk melted. But to one and all Merry Thanksgiving Wed, 25 Nov 2009 04:11:21 +0000 http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=4407#IDComment44631197 http://www.uveklepa.com/serical-keratin-maska-za-kosu#IDComment43653448 When we awoke and rubbed the sleep from our eyes during the Carter Administration a new figure rose from the horizon named Reagan. Many who first heard his vision for America may not have trusted him because we saw our country so been beaten down. But soon his words made sense and those, who at first, thought him strange soon began to listen. Regan, to many, became one of our most loved president. Now Governor Palin has her voice. Much like Regan many have not figured out if they like her, trust her or even appreciate her wisdom. Will time give her the opportunity to be heard? Will she grow in the hearts of Americans? I don't have the answer but remember how it took a season for Regan to be appreciated. "Nuff said Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:49:44 +0000 http://www.uveklepa.com/serical-keratin-maska-za-kosu#IDComment43653448 http://www.uveklepa.com/serical-keratin-maska-za-kosu#IDComment43634459 For a woman the liberal hates they sure love talking about her. I wonder if they ever thought that if they just quit harping on her people would forget who she is. Sure glad they don't Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:09:01 +0000 http://www.uveklepa.com/serical-keratin-maska-za-kosu#IDComment43634459 http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=4362#IDComment43071141 Just like the gross advertising on the Examiner page, there is a lot of jawing going on here (there). No offense to you Scott--those tooth ads are theirs. Anyhow, what was I saying? Oh yes, job summits, guilty terrorists coming to the Big App, so forth and so on. Democrats love to dump this stuff out on Fridays so Rush, Mark Levin and the likes can't rip it to shreds by exposing the light. To much crap coming down the pipeline these days. Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:37:25 +0000 http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=4362#IDComment43071141 http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=4314#IDComment41943744 Joe Bieden better keep up his support for Amtrak because a whole lot of Democrats will soon be run out of town by rail. Wed, 4 Nov 2009 13:26:07 +0000 http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=4314#IDComment41943744 http%3a%2f%2fwww.scrappleface.com%2f%3fp%3d4304#IDComment41422644 We could really use a Roller Derby Arena in our town plus a Museum of Landfill Artifacts, a Solar Powered Sauerkraut Factory and a Rubber Chicken Farm. To bad we don't have the likes of Murtha here. Oh, we have our porkers in office but they barely come up with piglet dollars. We need big wampum here to create jobs in the defunct dirty old factory town Sun, 1 Nov 2009 15:19:15 +0000 http%3a%2f%2fwww.scrappleface.com%2f%3fp%3d4304#IDComment41422644 http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=4302#IDComment41421925 My father got Parkinson's Diseases from the original Pig Flu shots back in the '70's and this round of shots proves to be just as dangerous as the first. How many saw the video of the gal who was in cheer leading training who became a neurological disaster from the flu shot. She can no longer walk forward but now must walk backwards everywhere she goes. Nope, got enough problems already. BTW, did Micheal Moore get a Swine Flu Shot? How does a swine-heart react to a shot of such caliber?? Sun, 1 Nov 2009 15:09:47 +0000 http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=4302#IDComment41421925 http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=4294#IDComment40859575 Where have you gone Joe Demagio, our lonely nation turns its eyes to you. (Mrs Robinson--Simon and Garfunkel) Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:58:04 +0000 http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=4294#IDComment40859575