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9 years ago @ The Toast - What Was Your First Sc... · 0 replies · +15 points

WormyOranges89. Oranges because orange was my favorite color, Wormy because I don't know.

10 years ago @ The Toast - If Sue Perkins Were Yo... · 3 replies · +27 points

YESSSS!!!

Now I really want to read "If Simon Amstell were your boyfriend...". 75% of it would have to involve sinks and effortlessly cool cardigans.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Every Californian Nove... · 0 replies · +3 points

How You Can Develop in a State Without Winter, in 140 Characters or Less.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Erotica Written By An ... · 0 replies · +43 points

"A great deal of consternation" is a generous description.

10 years ago @ The Toast - If Stanley Tucci Were ... · 0 replies · +103 points

If Stanley Tucci were my boyfriend, we’d get burrata-wasted and wake up in the kitchen saying "How the hell did this shit happen?"

10 years ago @ The Toast - If Channing Tatum Were... · 0 replies · +161 points

Channing Tatum would change the topic of conversation whenever a family member asks what you intend to do with an MA in English. He wouldn't want to see you get upset, neither does he want to disrespect your family.

10 years ago @ The Toast - If Channing Tatum Were... · 0 replies · +91 points

Channing Tatum would never bring up the fact that you haven't done a push-up since 2007.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Dad Magazine: November... · 4 replies · +33 points

My dad pronounces kale "kah-lay." I should've corrected him the last he said that, right?

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