I see what you did there.
Eh...is that a demand or an offer?
"...and a bag of our best lightly salted rat dicks -- on the house."
What kind of *medication* is Dennis Miller on?
I used to wonder whether the slang meaning of "trump" came before or after the Donald meaning of "Trump." Now I know.
What are you, some kinda socialist?
You know who else had a huge staff that could travel for him?
"The 1.4 Billion Dollar BLACK Man: OMFG There's a BLACK Man in the White House!!1!"