gdp's Comments

Wonkette : Ass, Gas Or Grass: Which Is Sarah Palin Offering Here?

Fri, 16 Jan 2015 16:51:38 +0000

I wasn't going to pigeonhole her. She seems like a versatile-as-fuck lady.

Wonkette : Ass, Gas Or Grass: Which Is Sarah Palin Offering Here?

Fri, 16 Jan 2015 15:18:29 +0000

Glad the cutaway didn't show her changing, so we could see how pathetically gaunt she really is. Grannies ought not dress like they're headed to the Elks Lodge.

Wonkette : Sarah Palin Literally Phones It In To Fox's All American Christmas 'Special'

Wed, 24 Dec 2014 18:45:09 +0000

Bellvue Baptist Church is the new Ziegfeld Follies.

Wonkette : Mike Huckabee Declares Himself God's Unqualified Instrument

Thu, 13 Nov 2014 18:56:23 +0000

Also, beatification and veneration of old politicians is a tacit admission your ideas really fucking suck.

Wonkette : Mike Huckabee Declares Himself God's Unqualified Instrument

Thu, 13 Nov 2014 18:55:20 +0000

If he is an instrument, I'd rather pluck him than blow him.

Wonkette : Glenn Beck's Brain Is Broken. No, For Reals This Time

Tue, 11 Nov 2014 22:12:39 +0000

Hope you get better, Glenn. When you recover, stay the fuck away from the media.

Wonkette : Gordon Klingenschmitt To Slay All The (Literal) Demons In The Colorado House

Wed, 5 Nov 2014 19:03:40 +0000

Because of his obvious Christian leanings, and likelihood of acting like a martyr, I'm going to call him "Dietrich Boenerhater".

Wonkette : Rick Santorum: The Nazis Are Coming For The Christians Again, Just Like The Holocaust

Mon, 3 Nov 2014 14:56:17 +0000

This fucking guy...

Wonkette : Middle-Aged Wonkette Owner Knocked Up By Stud Underling, Pix Or GTFO

Tue, 28 Oct 2014 21:33:19 +0000

If their sex looks likes this sound, I do NOT want to see their porno.

Wonkette : Pope Trolls Creationists, Says Evolution Is A Thing

Tue, 28 Oct 2014 21:27:19 +0000

And there's a museum in Kentucky to prove how wrong the goddamn Pope is.

Wonkette : Middle-Aged Wonkette Owner Knocked Up By Stud Underling, Pix Or GTFO

Tue, 14 Oct 2014 20:35:21 +0000

Great. Just watch the website fall to shit once they get married. "OH YOU'LL DO EVERYONE'S WEBSITE, BUT NOT ~~MINE~~ OURS?" You know what they say about carpenters' homes. The houses they build look great, but they live in a hovel.

Wonkette : Middle-Aged Wonkette Owner Knocked Up By Stud Underling, Pix Or GTFO

Tue, 14 Oct 2014 19:00:06 +0000

No snark here: CONGRATULATIONS AND NAME IT AFTER ME!!! (okay, a little snark)

Wonkette : Middle-Aged Wonkette Owner Knocked Up By Stud Underling, Pix Or GTFO

Tue, 14 Oct 2014 18:59:22 +0000

Employer with benefits!

Wonkette : 'Science' Center Teaches Boys Rocketry, Girls Makeup. Internet Certain To Be Pleased. (Updated)

Wed, 1 Oct 2014 22:12:18 +0000

My biology-teacher-and-STEM-ambassador daughter would come the fuck unglued reading this nonsense.

Wonkette : Very Important Wingnut: Repeal The First Amendment So ISIS Doesn't Get Us

Tue, 16 Sep 2014 18:56:35 +0000

I want to shove my bible in his throat. Like most of his followers, I don't read it anymore.

Wonkette : Confederate Flag Genius Takes Ice Bucket Challenge, Lights Self On Fire Like Buddhist Monk (Video)

Tue, 26 Aug 2014 18:42:13 +0000

IT HAS BEEN REPOSTED BY SOMEONE ELSE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT6i1kw4rEQ

Wonkette : Louisiana Tea Party Pretty Sure Common Core Makes Kids Gay, Since Fake News Site Said So

Wed, 20 Aug 2014 19:18:35 +0000

"Do a little homework and see for yourself" is Southern for "Cherry pick your results from right-leaning websites."

Wonkette : What Is Wonkette Ramming Down Your Throat Today?

Mon, 18 Aug 2014 21:02:55 +0000

Our county fair is next week. I'll eat one or two, for sure. But I won't make the cockgobblin' amateur pornstar face while doin' so.

Wonkette : What Is Wonkette Ramming Down Your Throat Today?

Mon, 18 Aug 2014 19:31:23 +0000

I'm going to stick this discussion out.

Wonkette : What Is Wonkette Ramming Down Your Throat Today?

Mon, 18 Aug 2014 19:29:53 +0000

I don't care what any of you say. Eating spray cheese means you'll always have an indelible memory that you screwed something up in childhood, and that it was damned delicious anyway.