BornInATrailer

BornInATrailer

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292 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Ruth Bader Ginsburg: I... · 0 replies · +9 points

And remember TV Funhouse's mnemonic for the 5 stages of grief which contains relevant advice:

Drink Alcohol Before Doing Anal

292 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Ted Cruz Has Had It Wi... · 1 reply · +6 points

Can we start calling him Dudley Tooright?

292 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Insane Anti-Vaxxer Chi... · 0 replies · +14 points

Move over The Iron Giant, hello The Iron Lung.

294 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rick Santorum's Tears ... · 1 reply · +10 points

"Every time Rick Santorum cries, an angel loses his wings farts Santorum."

FTFY

294 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Oklahoma Rep: Hope You... · 0 replies · +13 points

His brain is squirming like a toad...

Haha, he's a terribly butthurt crazy asshole. Eat a dick, Russ Todd.

295 weeks ago @ Wonkette - 23 Times Fox News Sh*t... · 0 replies · +10 points

TIL I'm a teenage boy.

295 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Mike Huckabee: Ted Nug... · 0 replies · +6 points

I loved that show as a young lad.

295 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Mike Huckabee: Ted Nug... · 1 reply · +14 points

"I’m not a prude."

Wait.. is it possible all this time Huckabee was talking about eating squirrel he was talking about vagina?

295 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Mitt Romney's Climate ... · 0 replies · +10 points

Ootini!

295 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Crazy Anonymous Flyer ... · 0 replies · +3 points

I'm a little disappointed there is no

"Qualifications?"
"Rape, estrogen shots, depilatory cream and rape."
"You said rape twice."
"I like rape."

Blazing Saddles reference.