And remember TV Funhouse's mnemonic for the 5 stages of grief which contains relevant advice:
Drink Alcohol Before Doing Anal
Can we start calling him Dudley Tooright?
Move over The Iron Giant, hello The Iron Lung.
"Every time Rick Santorum cries, an angel loses his wings farts Santorum."
His brain is squirming like a toad...
Haha, he's a terribly butthurt crazy asshole. Eat a dick, Russ Todd.
I loved that show as a young lad.
"I’m not a prude."
Wait.. is it possible all this time Huckabee was talking about eating squirrel he was talking about vagina?
I'm a little disappointed there is no
"Rape, estrogen shots, depilatory cream and rape."
"You said rape twice."
"I like rape."
Blazing Saddles reference.