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Wonkette : Rush Limbaugh: Scott Walker Should Use Rape Jokes To Explain Quitting College

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 22:46:04 +0000

Scott Walker has his degree in Advanced Koch Brother's Bootlicking, he don't need no librul education.

Wonkette : Guess Who Is A Big Wage Stealing Robber Jerk? It Is Right-Wing Capitalist Hero Papa John!

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 00:32:46 +0000

Or pitchforks (but you know that).

Wonkette : Ted Nugent: Sarah Palin Is The Dream Dr. King And The Founding Fathers Died For

Mon, 9 Feb 2015 00:15:55 +0000

You know who else didn't like mongrels and only liked pure-bred people?

Wonkette : The Snake Oil Bulletin: Have Some Miracle Ginseng With No Ginseng

Sun, 8 Feb 2015 00:33:09 +0000

As punishment for those insensitive comments, my special magical Indigo child will be sending massive bad vipes your way, Mr./Ms. Fare la Volpe! Prepare for an evening of indigestion and an over-mastering desire to watch old Brady Bunch reruns!

Wonkette : West Virginia GOP Bros Invent New Kind Of Rape: The 'Legal' Kind

Fri, 6 Feb 2015 23:37:04 +0000

But those "beautiful children" can grow up to rapey Republican legislators, so it's not that big of a "prize" anyway. Also, I can assume Delegate Rohrback is first on the list to adopt unwanted children, not just the healthy ones, but the not-so-"beautiful" children?

Wonkette : Scott Walker Dicking Over Everyone In Wisconsin, Will Definitely Run For President Now

Fri, 6 Feb 2015 18:48:24 +0000

This reminds me of that Portlandia episode where Paul Allen went on Kickstarter to beg for money for new shirts for his basketball team. Except that was a joke.

Wonkette : Florida Tries To Ban Teen Sexting, Forgets One Small Detail

Fri, 6 Feb 2015 01:57:38 +0000

Yep, it's just like how "accidentally" shooting your spouse with a firearm is unenforceable, because it was an "accident." The damn thing just went off!

Wonkette : Hero Science Man Matt Walsh: Feminists Hate Women, Because Slut Pills Kill

Thu, 5 Feb 2015 02:32:52 +0000

I say we get rid of all vaccines AND birth control like the Repubs want - who wouldn't want to go back to the days of women having to go through 16 pregnancies and the Black Death?

Wonkette : Utah Republican Pretty Sure You Can't Rape Your Wife, Cuz, Like, She's Your Wife

Wed, 4 Feb 2015 18:42:09 +0000

Well, it's right there in the FBI felony manual: "Any U.S. citizen can commit any crime upon another person if the intended victim is unconscious." I seriously don't know from under what slimy rock creeps like this slither out from, but I wish they would go back there.

Wonkette : Let's Repeal Obamacare: 56th Time's The Charm

Wed, 4 Feb 2015 00:01:09 +0000

So basically the GOP Congress spends their time between trying to repeal the Affordable Care Act and decorating their offices after their favorite TV programs, am I right?

Wonkette : Chris Christie Smacked Down On Vaccines By Chris Christie's Office

Mon, 2 Feb 2015 18:39:11 +0000

The technical term for this flip-flopping is Mitt Romney Disease. And, no, there's no vaccine for it.

Wonkette : Giant Baby Cop Can't Use His Big Boy Words, Uses Handcuffs Instead

Sat, 31 Jan 2015 00:02:50 +0000

Hell, why doesn't the cop just arrest the whole judiciary system while he's at it? Who needs the whole guilty-until-proven innocent thing anyway? He can tell just by looking at the melanin level of this guy that he's guilty - and his lawyer too!

Wonkette : Giant Baby Cop Can't Use His Big Boy Words, Uses Handcuffs Instead

Fri, 30 Jan 2015 23:57:28 +0000

I think when the Soviet Union died, its spirit came back to possess the United States.

Wonkette : Mitt Romney Decides He's Cool With Losing White House Just The Two Times, Thanks

Fri, 30 Jan 2015 18:05:52 +0000

Damn, I had a whole bunch of new cloud-computing Romney robot jokes ready, damn.

Wonkette : Mitt Romney Decides He's Cool With Losing White House Just The Two Times, Thanks

Fri, 30 Jan 2015 18:02:01 +0000

The only way he gets near the White House is via the paid tourist tour.

Wonkette : Muslim Texans Singing (American) National Anthem Shouted Down By The Real Patriots

Fri, 30 Jan 2015 02:06:12 +0000

Where is that lady from California to come and yell at her about only flying the U.S. flag?

Wonkette : Muslim Texans Singing (American) National Anthem Shouted Down By The Real Patriots

Fri, 30 Jan 2015 02:05:19 +0000

And yet, take a wild guess which U.S. President had no problem holding hands with the king of the Muslims as they strolled through the Texas bluebells? http://tinyurl.com/kawfy53

Wonkette : Donald Trump: Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump. TRUMP!

Wed, 28 Jan 2015 21:08:40 +0000

It's the red flag of red flags of a hopeless egomaniac.

Wonkette : Scammy Conservative PACs Fleece Your Grandma With This One Weird Trick

Wed, 28 Jan 2015 18:36:05 +0000

And it's such a simple thing to do too: 1) come up with a vapid, patriotic-sounding name for your PAC ("Let Freedom Ring"), 2) make incoherent strawman arguments about liberals = bank.

Wonkette : Scammy Conservative PACs Fleece Your Grandma With This One Weird Trick

Wed, 28 Jan 2015 18:33:54 +0000

Funny you mention that, I read today the Pat Robertson recently urged a woman - 67 years old and still working to make ends meet - to take out a reverse mortgage in order to give him $$$$. This guy has also owned racehorses in the past, too, and not cheap ones. Who knew the grifting was good?

gdp's Comments

Wonkette : Rush Limbaugh: Scott Walker Should Use Rape Jokes To Explain Quitting College

Wonkette : Guess Who Is A Big Wage Stealing Robber Jerk? It Is Right-Wing Capitalist Hero Papa John!

Wonkette : Ted Nugent: Sarah Palin Is The Dream Dr. King And The Founding Fathers Died For

Wonkette : The Snake Oil Bulletin: Have Some Miracle Ginseng With No Ginseng

Wonkette : West Virginia GOP Bros Invent New Kind Of Rape: The 'Legal' Kind

Wonkette : Scott Walker Dicking Over Everyone In Wisconsin, Will Definitely Run For President Now

Wonkette : Florida Tries To Ban Teen Sexting, Forgets One Small Detail

Wonkette : Hero Science Man Matt Walsh: Feminists Hate Women, Because Slut Pills Kill

Wonkette : Utah Republican Pretty Sure You Can't Rape Your Wife, Cuz, Like, She's Your Wife

Wonkette : Let's Repeal Obamacare: 56th Time's The Charm

Wonkette : Chris Christie Smacked Down On Vaccines By Chris Christie's Office

Wonkette : Giant Baby Cop Can't Use His Big Boy Words, Uses Handcuffs Instead

Wonkette : Giant Baby Cop Can't Use His Big Boy Words, Uses Handcuffs Instead

Wonkette : Mitt Romney Decides He's Cool With Losing White House Just The Two Times, Thanks

Wonkette : Mitt Romney Decides He's Cool With Losing White House Just The Two Times, Thanks

Wonkette : Muslim Texans Singing (American) National Anthem Shouted Down By The *Real* Patriots

Wonkette : Muslim Texans Singing (American) National Anthem Shouted Down By The *Real* Patriots

Wonkette : Donald Trump: Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump. TRUMP!

Wonkette : Scammy Conservative PACs Fleece Your Grandma With This One Weird Trick

Wonkette : Scammy Conservative PACs Fleece Your Grandma With This One Weird Trick

Wonkette : Muslim Texans Singing (American) National Anthem Shouted Down By The Real Patriots

Wonkette : Muslim Texans Singing (American) National Anthem Shouted Down By The Real Patriots