en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/2736005 Comments by BloviateMe http://wonkette.com/568846/family-research-council-will-fix-constitutional-flaw-that-allows-trans-americans-too-much-freedom#IDComment927195276 A fairly light anecdote of confusion on gender reassignment means you're comparable to Rush Limbaugh, eh? That's lovely. Thu, 11 Dec 2014 06:02:54 +0000 http://wonkette.com/568846/family-research-council-will-fix-constitutional-flaw-that-allows-trans-americans-too-much-freedom#IDComment927195276 http://wonkette.com/566426/heres-the-best-ebola-freakout-montage-youll-see-all-day-video#IDComment910873125 I don't get it. Ebola, that is. Thu, 13 Nov 2014 03:27:30 +0000 http://wonkette.com/566426/heres-the-best-ebola-freakout-montage-youll-see-all-day-video#IDComment910873125 http://wonkette.com/565937/sundays-with-the-christianists-charles-darwin-was-a-very-bad-man-a-very-bad-man-indeed#IDComment908506346 Hedonism, youdonism, wedonism...doesn't matter as long as we are subverting God's morality. Sun, 9 Nov 2014 19:14:02 +0000 http://wonkette.com/565937/sundays-with-the-christianists-charles-darwin-was-a-very-bad-man-a-very-bad-man-indeed#IDComment908506346 http://wonkette.com/565937/sundays-with-the-christianists-charles-darwin-was-a-very-bad-man-a-very-bad-man-indeed#IDComment908502918 So when is some spoiled little Christian bastard going to send Charles Darwin to the cornfield* for being "a very bad man?" *new improved cornfield brought to you courtesy of Monsanto! Sun, 9 Nov 2014 19:06:06 +0000 http://wonkette.com/565937/sundays-with-the-christianists-charles-darwin-was-a-very-bad-man-a-very-bad-man-indeed#IDComment908502918 http://wonkette.com/565514/wonkette-live-blog-iii-and-we-choked-their-rivers-with-our-dead#IDComment905124932 Well, that escalated quickly. Wed, 5 Nov 2014 04:40:28 +0000 http://wonkette.com/565514/wonkette-live-blog-iii-and-we-choked-their-rivers-with-our-dead#IDComment905124932 http://wonkette.com/565514/wonkette-live-blog-iii-and-we-choked-their-rivers-with-our-dead#IDComment905124462 LOL. I needed that. Wed, 5 Nov 2014 04:39:33 +0000 http://wonkette.com/565514/wonkette-live-blog-iii-and-we-choked-their-rivers-with-our-dead#IDComment905124462 http://wonkette.com/565514/wonkette-live-blog-iii-and-we-choked-their-rivers-with-our-dead#IDComment905122010 The American people are a idiot. Wed, 5 Nov 2014 04:35:01 +0000 http://wonkette.com/565514/wonkette-live-blog-iii-and-we-choked-their-rivers-with-our-dead#IDComment905122010 http://wonkette.com/565502/republicans-take-the-senate-which-youd-know-but-youre-already-drunk#IDComment905119783 I think I'll change my name to Rich Whiteman tomorrow...after the hangover has run its course. Wed, 5 Nov 2014 04:30:43 +0000 http://wonkette.com/565502/republicans-take-the-senate-which-youd-know-but-youre-already-drunk#IDComment905119783 http://wonkette.com/565502/republicans-take-the-senate-which-youd-know-but-youre-already-drunk#IDComment905118958 ...it's one of the few bright spots I have tonight, not having to listen to that vile toenail fungus giving his victory speech. It's all I got. Wed, 5 Nov 2014 04:29:21 +0000 http://wonkette.com/565502/republicans-take-the-senate-which-youd-know-but-youre-already-drunk#IDComment905118958 http://wonkette.com/565502/republicans-take-the-senate-which-youd-know-but-youre-already-drunk#IDComment905107280 So, how'd Cantor do? He win? Wed, 5 Nov 2014 04:07:13 +0000 http://wonkette.com/565502/republicans-take-the-senate-which-youd-know-but-youre-already-drunk#IDComment905107280 http://wonkette.com/565194/bill-maher-right-about-a-thing#IDComment904385829 I love this comment. Say what you want about Maher, but he's refreshingly honest. Tue, 4 Nov 2014 04:48:12 +0000 http://wonkette.com/565194/bill-maher-right-about-a-thing#IDComment904385829 http://wonkette.com/564775/space-case-donald-trump-hates-private-enterprise-now#IDComment900260962 You're so wrong, Trump. My Obamaphone and SNAP card for lobster-buying work juuuust fine, thank you very much. Wed, 29 Oct 2014 19:48:12 +0000 http://wonkette.com/564775/space-case-donald-trump-hates-private-enterprise-now#IDComment900260962 http://wonkette.com/564024/cool-conserva-ladies-stop-pretending-you-got-roofied-you-ignorant-slut#IDComment894437874 It's not exclusive to the ladies, by the way. To whittle down a long story to its essence, at 17 I was drugged. About all I remember was sort of waking up in this old rapist fuck's apartment with his hand down my pants. The good news, for me, was that I was a 17 year old dropout who'd spent the last year or so working 14 hour days as a laborer in concrete construction, and was surprisingly strong. I was really, really fuzzy but had enough in me to grab him by the throat and put him against the wall. It was literally about all I had in me, but enough to scare him to the other side of the room when I let him go, so I used his phone to call my mom to come get me at the crossroads where he lived (he surprisingly told me where we were). Having said that, I was too embarrassed, later, to do anything about it. Never even told my mom why she was picking me up. Wed, 22 Oct 2014 03:54:32 +0000 http://wonkette.com/564024/cool-conserva-ladies-stop-pretending-you-got-roofied-you-ignorant-slut#IDComment894437874 http://wonkette.com/563237/bill-kristol-joins-twitter-will-now-be-wrong-240-characters-at-a-time-or-whatever#IDComment888917827 "Please dunk your stupid fucking head in to a volcano." Absolutely nothing witty or creative about that, but I belly laughed. Some raw hatred right there. Tue, 14 Oct 2014 01:05:34 +0000 http://wonkette.com/563237/bill-kristol-joins-twitter-will-now-be-wrong-240-characters-at-a-time-or-whatever#IDComment888917827 http://wonkette.com/556908/u-s-marshals-had-very-good-reasons-to-buy-2-million-worth-of-teddy-bears-probably#IDComment864180545 You need to think outside the pox. Wed, 13 Aug 2014 04:03:04 +0000 http://wonkette.com/556908/u-s-marshals-had-very-good-reasons-to-buy-2-million-worth-of-teddy-bears-probably#IDComment864180545 http://wonkette.com/556811/science-nice-time-navy-honors-sally-ride-with-a-research-vessel-sadly-it-is-not-a-spaceship#IDComment863688638 Women. Boldly going where plenty of men have gone before. p.s. don't hurt me, just a joke, just a joke! Mon, 11 Aug 2014 19:20:29 +0000 http://wonkette.com/556811/science-nice-time-navy-honors-sally-ride-with-a-research-vessel-sadly-it-is-not-a-spaceship#IDComment863688638 http://wonkette.com/556297/sore-loserman-chris-mcdaniel-demands-mississippi-gop-give-him-senate-seat-because#IDComment861693313 Sounds like someone wants to see Hanging Thads in this here election. Tue, 5 Aug 2014 19:30:55 +0000 http://wonkette.com/556297/sore-loserman-chris-mcdaniel-demands-mississippi-gop-give-him-senate-seat-because#IDComment861693313 http://wonkette.com/556234/virginias-grifty-former-first-lady-offered-to-cure-ann-romneys-ms-with-this-one-weird-trick#IDComment861610041 I heard Ann was given a bottle, but she rolled down her window on the airplane and tossed it out before anyone noticed. Tue, 5 Aug 2014 13:31:17 +0000 http://wonkette.com/556234/virginias-grifty-former-first-lady-offered-to-cure-ann-romneys-ms-with-this-one-weird-trick#IDComment861610041 http://wonkette.com/556230/hey-native-americans-let-ted-nugent-tell-you-how-to-be-native-american-like-him#IDComment861448515 Ever so slightly off topic: I think, from the age of 0-14, I learned more about the plight of Native Americans from Iron Maiden's Run to the Hills than I ever learned in public school. That's so beyond fucked up. Tue, 5 Aug 2014 01:49:20 +0000 http://wonkette.com/556230/hey-native-americans-let-ted-nugent-tell-you-how-to-be-native-american-like-him#IDComment861448515 http://wonkette.com/556096/sundays-with-the-christianists-america-the-postscript#IDComment861012721 Dok, there's no possible way you remain unscathed by the experience. Someone needs to monitor you for PTSD. I fear Kid Zoom may someday soon wake up and find you frying bacon on the ceiling fan while wearing your best cape and spats. Sun, 3 Aug 2014 17:14:24 +0000 http://wonkette.com/556096/sundays-with-the-christianists-america-the-postscript#IDComment861012721