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Wonkette : The Fartknocker Report: Sarah Palin Moves Lips About Abortion, Lies Ensue. Surprise!

Sat, 14 Feb 2015 22:00:12 +0000

Over her face.

Wonkette : The Fartknocker Report: Sarah Palin Moves Lips About Abortion, Lies Ensue. Surprise!

Sat, 14 Feb 2015 21:17:18 +0000

She's the new Abortion Barbie. Just ask Eric "Gee my head is fat" Erickson.

Wonkette : Tea Party Loon Dave Brat: Socrates Would Want Us To Slash School Funding For Poor Kids

Sat, 14 Feb 2015 16:39:34 +0000

I wonder what Eric Cantor is thinking right now.

Wonkette : Oregon Gov. Kitzhaber, Vowing To Never Give Up, Never Surrender, Resigns

Sat, 14 Feb 2015 00:37:34 +0000

Thanks. Maybe next time I'll use this newfangled Google I've heard so much about.

Wonkette : Oregon Gov. Kitzhaber, Vowing To Never Give Up, Never Surrender, Resigns

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 22:08:08 +0000

What is the Genuine Progress Indicator, and why in the world is it worth $25K to anyone?

Wonkette : Pennsylvania Governor Jumps On Trendy Not-Executing-People Bandwagon

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 22:05:22 +0000

Could be worse. You could be a Flyers fan.

Wonkette : Pennsylvania Governor Jumps On Trendy Not-Executing-People Bandwagon

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 21:16:25 +0000

At least when the governor of Illinois abolished the death penalty, our DAs (we call them "state's attorneys") weren't such giant dicks about it. Of course, that may have been because more than a dozen Death Row inmates were shown to have been wrongfully convicted, often as a result of prosecutorial misconduct.

Wonkette : What 'Lesser Cut Of Meat' Are Women? Like A Flank Steak Maybe?

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 21:02:22 +0000

Don't forget the time he was talking Common Core standards and it somehow became a discussion about cocksucking in Africa, or New Guinea, or someplace.

Wonkette : Asshat Wankers Celebrate Lincoln's Birthday By Thanking John Wilkes Booth

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 20:56:23 +0000

Cooz is a stalwart on many blogs, especially Alicublog and Nancy Nall.

Wonkette : Asshat Wankers Celebrate Lincoln's Birthday By Thanking John Wilkes Booth

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 20:54:40 +0000

Yeah, that pesky Secret Service, always getting in the way.

Wonkette : Asshat Wankers Celebrate Lincoln's Birthday By Thanking John Wilkes Booth

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 19:48:55 +0000

What next...Lee Harvey Oswald day?

Wonkette : GOP Rep Just Sure Obama Really Loves Those Mooslims He’s About To Bomb

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 18:51:52 +0000

Oh, you don't have to wait for Fournier. Bob Packwood--the Bob Packwood who hasn't been in office since he shoved women against a wall and groped them 20 years ago--has a WaPo op-ed about how Obama should get behind a "bipartisan" tax bill, which he can apparently just conjure up with a magic wand. Sheesh. Do these people even read the papers that publish their shit?

Wonkette : Morning Maddow: Oregon Governor Definitely Resigning Or Maybe Not, Who Knows?

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 15:29:49 +0000

I think he should be impeached for having a fiancee who spells Cylvia with a "C."

Wonkette : Creationists Name Neil deGrasse Tyson 'Censor Of The Year' For Cutting God From 'Cosmos'

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 00:52:39 +0000

Police interrogation.

Wonkette : San Diego Cops Thought Brothers Were Robbing Own Store, Beat Them Up Just To Be Sure

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 00:50:10 +0000

Yeah, how many brains does it take to swing a nightstick, anyway?

Wonkette : Creationists Name Neil deGrasse Tyson 'Censor Of The Year' For Cutting God From 'Cosmos'

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 22:24:32 +0000

Attention Discovery Institute: "Censorship" means preventing someone else from saying something, often by force. It does not mean declining to say something yourself.

Wonkette : House GOP Will Return Dignity To Poor By Starving Them

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 21:21:03 +0000

Let them eat dignity.

Wonkette : Alabama Republican Says Gay Marriage Is End Of The World. Redneck Proves He's Wrong

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 20:56:38 +0000

Yeah, for people who think they're going to get their eternal reward in Heaven, they sure do insist on having their way down here.

Wonkette : House GOP Will Return Dignity To Poor By Starving Them

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 20:52:05 +0000

Check out the comments in that WSJ article*. They hit all the high points: fat "poor" people, I saw someone buy cigarettes with a SNAP card, flat-screen TVs, cell phones, let's have Michelle deliver them healthy groceries, hur hur hur. *That is, check them out if you need a flood of stomach acid to digest your food and pure rage for your understimulated adrenal glands.

Wonkette : Ruth Bader Ginsburg: It's OK, America, Gay Marriage Won't Hurt A Bit

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 19:11:25 +0000

For some reason, the pictures of the "Celebs Who Got Fat" etc. ads in my browser are GINORMOUS today. Is this a Chrome thing?