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Wonkette : Tennessee Bigot: AIDS Caused By One Monkey-Loving Airline Pilot

Sun, 29 Jan 2012 21:05:22 +0000

I'm betting the hedgehog was the easier lay. Monkeys are not the most tractable creatures--which might help explain their virtual absence from bestiality legends. Also helps explain why blood-borne exposure during the bushmeat-butchering process is generally accepted by the non-idiot community as the probable original method of AIDS transmission.

Wonkette : 2012: A Self-Fulfilling Prophecy As the Human World Breaks Apart

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 05:55:29 +0000

Occupy Bedford Falls.

Wonkette : 2012: A Self-Fulfilling Prophecy As the Human World Breaks Apart

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 05:52:31 +0000

Armageddon sick of this gloom and doom. Besides, the Rapture is so last year.

Wonkette : 2012: A Self-Fulfilling Prophecy As the Human World Breaks Apart

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 05:44:46 +0000

Life goes on within you and without you.

Wonkette : 2012: A Self-Fulfilling Prophecy As the Human World Breaks Apart

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 05:40:43 +0000

The Mayan empire crumbled about 1,200 years ago, and its people were scattered as the Earth reclaimed a vast civilization built upon nationalism, war, torture, expansionism and spectacle. Nice jab, Ken.

Wonkette : Jackass Trader Expands On Crazy Leaflets With Insane Manifesto

Fri, 28 Oct 2011 18:28:48 +0000

Love it that this guy threatens to take our jobs. He must have been all busy swapping exotic instruments and didn't hear that Wall Street already took our jobs.

Wonkette : Occupation Dispatch #7: Mass Arrests & Total Craziness At Brooklyn Bridge

Sun, 2 Oct 2011 19:49:36 +0000

OK, you're right. I was wrong. And I feel awful about it. But I am excited about that Amanda Knox story and SQUIRREL!

Wonkette : Occupation Dispatch #7: Mass Arrests & Total Craziness At Brooklyn Bridge

Sun, 2 Oct 2011 07:16:18 +0000

"I wonder if it's not okay to remain a little unfocused, at least for a little while longer." Fair point. As it is, the protests are spreading and a few unions are getting involved. Hell, even the major media is being shamed into spot coverage. Plus, Bernie Sanders and ... well, ok, just Bernie Sanders is down with it. Solidarnosk, comrades!

Wonkette : Occupation Dispatch #7: Mass Arrests & Total Craziness At Brooklyn Bridge

Sun, 2 Oct 2011 04:09:00 +0000

I've been watching the live feed off and on all day from thousands of miles away and ... I need subtitles. As an Old let me add this: I think closing the Brooklyn Bridge was probably a whole lot of fun but poor strategy. Message, people, message. Too also thanks tons Kirsten and Riley (and Ken) for Being There.

Wonkette : Lonely Ron Paul Points Out Al-Awlaki Killing Was Super Illegal, Alone

Fri, 30 Sep 2011 21:54:17 +0000

Some people need killing and this guy makes a nice example. Disagree? Fine. The man's dead already.

Wonkette : A Complete List of National Politicians Who Have Embraced the Occupy Wall Street Protests

Fri, 30 Sep 2011 21:14:42 +0000

He and Baucus are huddling with their Goldman Sachs people.

Wonkette : A Complete List of National Politicians Who Have Embraced the Occupy Wall Street Protests

Fri, 30 Sep 2011 21:07:05 +0000

I am gay for Bernie Sanders.

Wonkette : Porn King Adds $1 Million Prize To America's Hunt For Perry Sex Scandal

Fri, 23 Sep 2011 14:52:42 +0000

Dang. I moved out of Texas before Perry had a chance to fuck me. Sure could use that Flynt money.

Wonkette : Hundred Millionaire Mitt Romney Tells Crowd He, Too, Is Middle Class

Thu, 22 Sep 2011 04:30:52 +0000

Yes. There are 3 families in Scarsdale who actually qualify as middle class using the 1981 metrics.

Wonkette : Hundred Millionaire Mitt Romney Tells Crowd He, Too, Is Middle Class

Thu, 22 Sep 2011 04:28:20 +0000

(Marginally germane) There's a great quote from a soldier fighting at Bastogne: "Rear echelon is anybody behind my fucking foxhole." Mitt sees himself as a front line dogface making the world safe for ... um, er ... himself?

Wonkette : Michele Bachmann Produces World's Cheapest-Looking Campaign Ad

Sat, 17 Sep 2011 02:59:58 +0000

Thank you so much for the Cowboy Junkies/Sweet Jane fillip. Now I have a song for all night.

Wonkette : Michele Bachmann Produces World's Cheapest-Looking Campaign Ad

Sat, 17 Sep 2011 02:48:25 +0000

God, she sound so much like Sara Benincasa, it's uncanny. What I can't figure out, though, is how they got that "plant" and the cubicle-wall backdrop into the shower for the sound effects.

Wonkette : Michele Bachmann Flattered By Cougar Joke, On Twitter

Fri, 16 Sep 2011 16:25:24 +0000

One L Michele. Calling even pussies into ill repute. Miracles are real.

Wonkette : Herman Cain Just Like Ronald Reagan (In Hiding Homosexual Staffers)

Fri, 16 Sep 2011 14:14:26 +0000

How do you do that ♬ thing?

Wonkette : Tom Coburn Derailing Entire Senate Over Funding For Bike Paths

Fri, 16 Sep 2011 03:35:56 +0000

East Berlin is the new chic.