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BazzaE

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2 years ago @ http://www.conservativ... - Our Survey. Almost hal... · 1 reply · +1 points

Nice satire. Very subtle.

2 years ago @ http://www.conservativ... - Our Survey. Almost hal... · 1 reply · +1 points

1. It’s a consensus for a reason. Politicians differ in their levels of intelligence and willingness/ability to tackle the issues but the science is what it is.

2. A top down fight against “political correctness” is way beyond the scope of normal people working within the limits of a 12 hour day cycle . TBP might have to form a new wave of young Neo-Nazis to hunt out the politically correct and kill them. For example, a company that uses mixed race couples in its adverts might need a visit from the New English Patriots (NEP) to execute its advertising manager, with full support from the U.K. government.

2 years ago @ http://www.conservativ... - Our Survey. Almost hal... · 5 replies · +1 points

The year: 2029.
The place: LBC Studios.
The Time: 22 minutes past 11am.

Labour: “We must respect the will of the people”
LBC Radio: “The people voted to bring back hanging”
Labour: “Uhhhh ... ummm ... need time to think carefully...“
Brexit Party MP: “YOU SEE? LABOUR ARE SCUM. THEY’RE ALL SCUM. THE ELITE SCUM HATE YOU. VOTE FOR US. MAKE BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN. THE ELITES HATE YOU. THEY HATE YOU. THEY THINK YOU’RE STUPID.THEY THINK YOU’RE RACIST. THEY’RE ALL IN IT TOGETHER’
LBC Radio: “As the gallows go up at Tower Bridge give us a call if you have an opinion... Julie is phoning from Kent ... what do you want to say Julie?”
Julie: “Labour is anti-democratic. They’re the liberal elite. We want hanging this weekend, just like TBP promised we could have. Don’t want excuses. They think we’re stupid. I voted TBP. I’m not stupid. I believe in democracy.Let’s have some hangings.”
LBC Radio: ‘Gary from Totnes. Hi Gary.”
Gary: “Yes hello. Well I phoned in to say that ... much as I disagree with this weekend’s public hangings ... hold on lost my train of thought ... much as I disagree it is, you know, at the end of the day ... what’s the phrase?”
LBC Radio: “Will of the people, Gary?’
Gary: “That’s it! That’s exactly it! It’s the will of the people.”
LBC Radio: “thanks for your call, Gary - really fascinating stuff. Melanie from Leeds, what do you want to say my darling...”

2 years ago @ http://www.conservativ... - Our Survey. Almost hal... · 0 replies · +1 points

We await Claire Fox’s demands to the Tory party with some amusement.

2 years ago @ http://www.conservativ... - Our Survey. Almost hal... · 0 replies · +1 points

My mum wants TBP to destroy the Tories.

She’ll take your support.

She’s phoning one of her pensioner friends today to wish him a happy birthday and together they will toast Brexit: “The Tories are finished ... the bloody Germans ...”

Enjoy whatever comes next and thanks for being part of something huge.

2 years ago @ http://www.conservativ... - Our Survey. Almost hal... · 0 replies · +1 points

A pact with the drivel.

2 years ago @ http://www.conservativ... - Edward Argar: Why I am... · 0 replies · +1 points

My mum didn’t vote Brexit so that Javid could run the country. It’s a “NO!” from this household then. Taking back control!

2 years ago @ http://www.conservativ... - This week's winner in ... · 1 reply · +1 points

‘And why should the UK citizenship requirements for an EU citizen be any lower than for other existing residents from other countries, many of whom with much stronger UK connections? ‘

I’m guessing because we only voted Brexit after brexiters had promised that there were zero plans to deport/remove EU citizens or curtail their rights. The “no pain, all gain” talk.

An English Brexiter living in Kent doesn’t want his European wife put through the ringer, just because he voted leave so the government can keep him happy only by guaranteeing/not messing about with her status.

Of course, after Brexit any bloke with only a British passport will have less rights than his European wife but there you go - he knew what he voted for so he’ll have to soldier on even when she is teasing him about his lesser status.

2 years ago @ http://www.conservativ... - This week's winner in ... · 15 replies · +1 points

Rory Stewart appears to be one of the few men in England with an understanding of what a no deal Brexit means in practice and the courage to say it to Brexit voters bellowing “jezgeronwivit”

2 years ago @ http://www.conservativ... - Anthony Browne: Policy... · 5 replies · +1 points

One of the problems is that older Brits often don’t realise what immigrants do.

As an example, if a couple of almost-millionaires English pensioners decide to spend a weekend away with a 5 star hotel mini-break package bought online (“was 380 quid - now only 99 quid”) much of their experience depends on night shift workers, minimum wage staff and young migrant labour.

I’m not the man working in a warehouse to get your Telegraph into the vans and into your hotel lobby by 7am. Neither is Nigel Farage.

Claire Fox ain’t cooking anyone’s breakfast and Katie Hopkins isn’t picking fruit anytime soon.