gdp's Comments

KATU - Portland, OR : Singles try to sniff out love at pheromone parties | Offbeat | KATU.com - Portland News, Sports, Tra

Sat, 23 Jun 2012 22:13:31 +0000

"Hi there! Say, does this smell like chloroform to you?"

KATU - Portland, OR : Singles try to sniff out love at pheromone parties | Offbeat | KATU.com - Portland News, Sports, Tra

Sat, 23 Jun 2012 22:12:54 +0000

T-shirts, at least, not underpants.

KATU - Portland, OR : Sandusky jurors begin deliberating sex abuse case | National & World News | KATU.com - Portland News

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 01:18:01 +0000

Sadly, I believe they may have enough Penn State employees and Alumni on the jury to get a hung jury or an acquittal.

KATU - Portland, OR : Candy thief steals $600 worth of peanut butter cups | Offbeat | KATU.com - Portland News, Sports, Tr

Thu, 21 Jun 2012 15:34:49 +0000

What, no can of Iced Tea?

KATU - Portland, OR : Heads up everyone - there will be naked people on bikes tonight | Local & Regional | KATU.com - Port

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 20:34:48 +0000

Well, it is Gay Pride Month. Enjoy.

KATU - Portland, OR : Sources: Immunity offered to certain illegal immigrants | National & World News | KATU.com - Portlan

Fri, 15 Jun 2012 15:56:31 +0000

When you consider that this administration is vehemently against voter ID and any attempt to verify who is or isn't a legitimate voter, it's obvious that they HOPE to CHANGE the election in 2012 more in their favor.

KATU - Portland, OR : Md. cannibalism suspect charged in earlier attack | National & World News | KATU.com - Portland News

Thu, 14 Jun 2012 21:37:11 +0000

But his momma said he was a good boy and din do nuffin'.

KATU - Portland, OR : Diploma witheld after family cheers too loud at graduation | Offbeat | KATU.com - Portland News, Spo

Fri, 8 Jun 2012 01:53:02 +0000

Mom and son: http://scallywagandvagabond.com/wp-content/upload...

KATU - Portland, OR : Diploma witheld after family cheers too loud at graduation | Offbeat | KATU.com - Portland News, Spo

Fri, 8 Jun 2012 01:47:56 +0000

Football star? I'm sure he's already been amply rewarded through the benefits of being able to get away with anything he wants, and easy passing grades. More likely, the "20 hours community service" will quickly and quietly go away.

KATU - Portland, OR : Local woman finds mystery spider in yard; is it deadly? | Local & Regional | KATU.com - Portland New

Thu, 7 Jun 2012 12:53:46 +0000

Radioactive mutant spider from the Japanese tsunami debris that we've had washing up on our beach recently?

KATU - Portland, OR : FDA rejects new name for high fructose corn syrup | National & World News | KATU.com - Portland News

Thu, 31 May 2012 03:11:28 +0000

Oh, people don't like our unhealthy additive being thrown into everything that they eat because it's cheaper than other sweeteners? Let's just change the name so they won't know it's there!

KATU - Portland, OR : Trump overshadows Romney with \'birther\' talk | National & World News | KATU.com - Portland News, S

Wed, 30 May 2012 11:45:57 +0000

His friends all thought he was foreign-born, and he supposedly applied for college as foreign-born for the breaks he could get. So he's either foreign or a liar. Your pick.

KATU - Portland, OR : Mexican boy\'s eyes gouged out \'to save the world\' | National & World News | KATU.com - Portland N

Fri, 25 May 2012 19:08:07 +0000

"Authorities said that adults at the boy's home appeared to have been consuming unspecified drugs when the crime was committed Thursday." Recreational drugs again, eh, kids?

KATU - Portland, OR : SF supervisor consults Ouija board before vote | Offbeat | KATU.com - Portland News, Sports, Traffic

Thu, 24 May 2012 14:48:26 +0000

Using a ouija board couldn't possibly result in any wackier or stupider decisions than most elected officials in California could come up with, could it?

KATU - Portland, OR : Keizer man arrested after trying to outrun state troopers | Local & Regional | KATU.com - Portland N

Wed, 23 May 2012 23:47:46 +0000

Well, Gabriel, trying to outrun the state troopers? It can be done......but not by many and certainly not by you.

KATU - Portland, OR : \'My sister is a damn good mom\' | Local & Regional | KATU.com - Portland News, Sports, Traffic Weat

Fri, 18 May 2012 17:19:59 +0000

I thought healthy kids were supposed to be "Organic-Fed", not "Free Range".

KATU - Portland, OR : Bicyclist suffers life threatening injuries after hit by semi | Local & Regional | KATU.com - Portla

Fri, 18 May 2012 16:56:53 +0000

All those flashing yellow lights down the side of the truck, aka Turn Signals, give you an idea that it is turning. Ignore them at your peril, as the truck might not see you.

KATU - Portland, OR : Suspect arrested in deadly highway shootings | National & World News | KATU.com - Portland News, Spo

Fri, 18 May 2012 15:46:38 +0000

Black criminal chooses white victims. No "Hate Crime" charges. I think I understand the pattern here....

KATU - Portland, OR : Photo: Zimmerman bloodied after Trayvon Martin shooting | National & World News | KATU.com - Portlan

Fri, 18 May 2012 02:18:51 +0000

Never seen the aftermath when a drug deal goes bad? Never seen a medical pot grow get robbed?

KATU - Portland, OR : Medical examiner: RFK Jr.\'s wife hanged herself | National & World News | KATU.com - Portland News,

Thu, 17 May 2012 17:45:58 +0000

Anything is possible, including the official report of Suicide. Why hang herself? If she had an addiction and her drug(s) of choice were taken away or unavailable she could have sunk into despair and taken that way out. Or she could have made the final decision while drunk or high. But we'll never know and it's not really our business anyway.