Taekov Yahoser

Taekov Yahoser

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11 years ago @ KCPQ-TV - Snow and ice could sna... · 1 reply · +1 points

I thought salt would hurt the salmon?

11 years ago @ KCPQ-TV - Smoked out: Secondhand... · 0 replies · +1 points

SHS has never been documented to kill ONE person. Let alone 50,000. Don't believe me? Write to the National Cancer Institute and ask THEM. One name. They can't do it.

Ask yourself: If 50,000 die annually, don't you think you, or someone you know or someone they know what have known SOMEONE that has died from it?

11 years ago @ KCPQ-TV - Washington state park ... · 3 replies · +10 points

So Park rangers aren't armed?

12 years ago @ KOMO - Seattle, WA - White House wants quic... · 0 replies · +1 points

"We want quick job action!"

"Right after our summer break..."

We need another 14 jobs here in Seattle. Can we get another $20M?

12 years ago @ KOMO - Seattle, WA - Bodyboarder dies after... · 5 replies · +6 points

I would like to keep posting but apparently I have nefarious detractors at K/O/M/O who are not as entertained by my provocative yet strangely stupid posts. Recently, Evil Censor-Bots have 86'ed me for mild violations of the Progressive Purity Laws. Although the name may change slightly, it is still your faithful court jester and general pain in the #$$, Tekov (and his side-kick, Tweety-bird!) or now in the Intense Debate Memory Hole, "deleted7180485."

12 years ago @ KOMO - Seattle, WA - Tea party forcefully s... · 0 replies · -1 points

WarrenBuffay goes to the audit personally:

Warren: I am here for my audit.
IRS: You owe us $1B!
Warren: I don't want to pay it but could you tax me some more, please.

12 years ago @ KOMO - Seattle, WA - Bodyboarder dies after... · 7 replies · +11 points

I was out enjoying the beautiful day with my friends and family! Do you think all I do is sit at my keyboard isolated like some sort of cyber-hermit endlessly picking at the scabs of the human condition? Don't answer that...

When I saw the officials name, I hastily scrawled to see if any had the wit to fuse the story with the name. Alas, and to my chagrin, "upgrayedd" had beaten me the punch...line. Curses, foiled again. This shan't be the first time we meet, good fellow!

12 years ago @ KOMO - Seattle, WA - Ad campaign hopes to p... · 0 replies · +8 points

Do you get a free foil hat with that?

"Loose Change" has been thoroughly debunked as using incomplete , unknown and downright wrong information. Other than that, it was a great play, Mrs Lincoln.

12 years ago @ KOMO - Seattle, WA - \'Black Widow\' eats 1... · 0 replies · +5 points

Tekov will refrain from making any cheap references to her "abilities."

12 years ago @ KOMO - Seattle, WA - Labor unions adjust to... · 0 replies · +1 points

I hear Holder is right on it. Just after prosecuting non-campaign donors for dubious wood import violations or prosecuting gun runners within the DOJ itself or loan guarantees that permit a company to steal $500M from the US Treasury. Yep, right on it, I say.