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Wonkette : Sarah Palin Brings Her Patented Wit To Bear On Refudiating Strawman Bergdahl Story

Thu, 5 Jun 2014 21:16:28 +0000

Why is the father speaking to the son in Arabic That's a great question. They speak Pashto and Dari in Afghanistan, not Arabic. It might have something to do with Afghans not being Arabs. So if you buy utter bullshit as cold hard facts, the conspiracy actually goes even deeper.

Wonkette : Operation American Spring Will Bring 10-30 Million Patriots To DC Friday, If You Include Imaginary F

Tue, 13 May 2014 23:20:07 +0000

Dear Wonket, Whenever anyone who is in or retired from federal employment complains about the federal government, please for the love of FSM don't leave that information out. Harry Riley retired as a Colonel in 1992 after 34 years. That means he gets $90000 a year and he doesn't even have to get out of bed in the morning. And he's been earning roughly the equivalent of that (adjusted for inflation/cost-of-living) for 22 years. Which means that, in today's dollars, the federal government has paid him approximately 2 million dollars, not including benefits like medical care, heavily subsidized food, and spave available air travel, over two decades. And that's before you start counting things like Medicare and Social Security. And oh yes, he gets that too. All of it, every single penny, is paid for by the taxes he's spends his days bitching about. So Harry Riley, like all other ~~self-proclaimed small government originalists~~ welfare queen shitbags, has only discovered how little the government's done for him after gobbling up more federal benefits than the vast, vast majority of hardworking Americans can even contemplate. Yours, B. Donkadonkette

Wonkette : Fox Continues Journalistic Excellence With Misspelled Chyron In Spelling Bee Story

Tue, 11 Mar 2014 14:35:19 +0000

Cuntery First!

Wonkette : CPAC's Folk Singer Showcase: The Times They Are A-Changin', Back!

Thu, 6 Mar 2014 20:39:22 +0000

Chip Murray took a crappy poem about individualism and self-reliance, which has been around for almost 70 years, and grunted it out to some basic guitar chords? It reminds me of a poem I wrote, called Ironic: An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a death row pardon two minutes too late Isn't it ironic Don't you think?

Wonkette : Buh-Bye Rep. Michael Grimm, You Are Too Psychotic Roid-Rage Bully For This World (Video)

Wed, 29 Jan 2014 13:52:46 +0000

The real question is, why is the liberal media infringing Michael Grimm's First Amendment rights?

Wonkette : Buh-Bye Rep. Michael Grimm, You Are Too Psychotic Roid-Rage Bully For This World (Video)

Wed, 29 Jan 2014 13:49:32 +0000

Where in the First Amendment does it say "Congress shall make no law...abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press, or threaten to throw members of the press off the balcony and break them in half for exercising the rights Congress shall make no law abridging"? Can you show me where it says that in the First Amendment, libtards? No, you can't, because it doesn't.

Wonkette : Watch Hillary Laugh And Laugh As Benghazi Burns, Because Sure Why Not?

Mon, 27 Jan 2014 22:52:36 +0000

This is kind of like that time W. laughed at all the Americans he sent to Iraq to die because "weapons of mass destruction," haw haw. Oh wait, that actually did happen because W. is a stupid shitbag. Well, water under the bridge and stop blaming the last guy, etc.

Wonkette : Here Is Your Yuletide Sexual Harassment, Of Some Ladies So It's Definitely A Democrat

Mon, 23 Dec 2013 22:17:02 +0000

I think the real question is, why are these wimmyns oppressing Gabryszak's Right to Freedom of the Speech, hmmmmmmmmm?

Wonkette : Get Excited! Larry Klayman Will Now Sue CNN And Then Become Gandhi And Lead America To Freedom Or So

Thu, 19 Dec 2013 23:00:03 +0000

Not to invite lawsuits, but isn't Larry Klayman a child molester? I mean, in a way, it makes sense that he'd be the standard-bearer for the perverse modern libertarian movement, but still, really?

Wonkette : Let's All Watch Some Douche Yell At Kathleen Sebelius

Wed, 11 Dec 2013 21:49:17 +0000

I'd like to thank John Shimkus for demonstrating the Republican worldview by insisting that South ~~Korea~~ is North ~~Korea~~ and ~~premiums going~~ down is ~~premiums going~~ up. I've never seen any of them admit their thought process so succinctly before.

Wonkette : Idaho Republican Rapist Real Unhappy His Concealed Carry Permit Is Revoked Just Because He Lied Abou

Wed, 13 Nov 2013 21:12:11 +0000

That's a proud Rapepublican for you.

Wonkette : Values Voter Summit Speaker Dr. Ben Carson Calls Obamacare Slavery, Because Of Course He Does

Tue, 15 Oct 2013 14:43:16 +0000

Dr. Ben Carson, an African-American neurosurgeon and Fox News contributor, literally called Obamacare ‘the worst thing that has happened in this nation since slavery. I wonder if the Native Americans who were slaughtered during the post-Civil War westward expansion, or the thousands of African Americans killed by the KKK during and after reconstruction, or the men who died of syphilis in the Tuskegee Syphilis Experiments, would agree with Dr. Carson that healthcare is the worst thing to happen to this country since slavery. If they weren't all, you know, murdered, I mean.

Wonkette : Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: All Weiner All The Time Edition

Sun, 4 Aug 2013 21:08:05 +0000

No one sits Baby in a corner Actually, the line is "Nobody puts Baby in a corner." Fake! Phony! Christine Quinn, J'accuse!

Wonkette : Teabaggers Boycotting Lefty Socialist Fox News Until It Stops Covering Up Unheard Story Of Place Cal

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 13:21:55 +0000

This is the way Hitler started taking over Germany, by managing and manipulating the news media What isn't "the way Hitler started taking over Germany" to these people?

Wonkette : Conservatives To Facebook: Screw You Guys, We're Going Home

Sat, 2 Feb 2013 00:43:59 +0000

Galtbook?

Wonkette : Alex Jones Yells, Adopts Bad British Accent While Calmly Explaining His Serious Concerns

Tue, 8 Jan 2013 14:05:27 +0000

My God. This is how comedy is done. Hats off to you, Mr. Jones.

Wonkette : For Fox & Friends, It Was A Very Bad Year

Tue, 1 Jan 2013 02:56:17 +0000

My personal favorite was Rapey McRaperton's petulant post-election slam of the majority of Americans for acknowledging Obama's leadership in the wake of Hurricane Sandy. Like the rest of the wingnut laments over his victory it was everything I expected - an infantile tantrum because the right-wing media's four-year, multi-billion dollar propoganda campaign against Obama was a total, unmitigated failure. It was beautiful.

Wonkette : Daily Caller On Important Policy Question Of Our Day: Why Is Taylor Swift So Slutty?

Mon, 10 Dec 2012 21:09:39 +0000

Did she get knocked up in high school? No? Then she's not a real slut. Bristol Palin - there's a slut.

Wonkette : Pro-Life Tennessee Congressman Just Having All The Abortions So No One Else Has To

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 20:52:49 +0000

That sounds to us like neither “health of the mother” nor legitimate rape But it is Tennessee, so...incest?

Wonkette : Newsmax Reporter: Petraeus Affair Endangered National Security, Per Egregious, Totally Fine FBI Leak

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 15:31:37 +0000

I'm kind of curious: if a journalist at Newsmax had information that (a) the head of the CIA may have had an extramarital affair that jeopardized national security and (b) the FBI was keeping said affair/risk to national security under wraps to help Barack HUSSEIN Obama secure re-election, why would Newsmax not report it? Perhaps I do not have the firm grasp of journalistic ethics that Newsmax displays in every clearly-not-fabricated story they publish.