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Wonkette : Ted Cruz Has Had It With You Federales Gaying Up Those Nice Straight Red States

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 14:18:15 +0000

Don't forget the glitter bombs.

Wonkette : West Virginia GOP Bros Invent New Kind Of Rape: The 'Legal' Kind

Sat, 7 Feb 2015 08:09:10 +0000

In a couple of decades, there will arise a class of mutant congressman from WV from drinking their own water supply, oh wait.....what about the ones that are already here?

Wonkette : Responsible Gun Owners Improve Safety Record, Only Maim Selves

Tue, 3 Feb 2015 09:01:14 +0000

The only injustice concerning the Florida man using his front yard as a gun range is that he does not live next to governor Rick Scott.

Wonkette : Gays Now Rudely Getting Nekkid On Persecuted Christian News Feeds

Tue, 3 Feb 2015 08:56:48 +0000

Satan works in mysterious ways. I'm waiting for the fundy claims that you can also contract STDs from computers that redirect you to porn sites.

Wonkette : Florida Supreme Court To Consider Whether Buttsechs Is Sex: Your (Sexy!) Florida Roundup

Sun, 1 Feb 2015 15:06:29 +0000

Oh, I thought it was Rick Scott that bit the cat.

Wonkette : Attention Beta Males: Chuck C. Johnson Answering Your Questions About How To Date Hot Asian Ladies

Sat, 31 Jan 2015 10:48:52 +0000

I would not have thought that micro managing the lady bits could get any more extreme. Thanks Chuck, for that enlightenment. Now where did I put my burka?

Wonkette : Gun Nuts Just Want Mom's Address To Say Howdy, Probably

Thu, 29 Jan 2015 08:44:54 +0000

With all his fanaticizing about homosexual erotica, you don't suppose.......???

Wonkette : Gun Nuts Just Want Mom's Address To Say Howdy, Probably

Thu, 29 Jan 2015 08:40:59 +0000

And scared of Mommies, also, too.

Wonkette : Gun Nuts Just Want Mom's Address To Say Howdy, Probably

Thu, 29 Jan 2015 08:38:21 +0000

For the chronically insecure, it compensates with additional ammo for the large missile they don't have.

Wonkette : Gun Nuts Just Want Mom's Address To Say Howdy, Probably

Thu, 29 Jan 2015 08:29:42 +0000

IMO, I think Huck had womenz issues that stem from lack of nookie.

Wonkette : Joni Ernst: Let Them Wear Bread Bags

Wed, 21 Jan 2015 19:46:12 +0000

This is her parents fault for not financially planning for the future. As the republican saying goes, they should have pulled themselves up by their bread bags.

Wonkette : Morning Maddow: For 2016, GOP Debates To Try Ackin' Less Cray-Cray (Video)

Mon, 19 Jan 2015 15:26:21 +0000

I've always thought of Lindsey more likely to come home after a hard days work and relax by prancing around the house in his mothers dresses while singing, "I'm so pretty", after applying his ruby red lipstick.

Wonkette : How Dumb Is My State? (Very Dumb): Your Florida Roundup

Sun, 18 Jan 2015 08:35:27 +0000

Congrats. Apparently I am snark deficient and as a Wonkateeriat will be required to take remedial snark 101 again or my privilege to not be allowed to comment on Wonkette will be revoked.

Wonkette : Ammosexuals Exploit Charlie Hebdo Massacre For Media Attention And Profit

Fri, 16 Jan 2015 14:38:35 +0000

Insufficient data!

Wonkette : America, Baby, Mitt Romney Swears It Will Be Different This Time If You Take Him Back

Thu, 15 Jan 2015 14:31:23 +0000

Needs more ORCA.

Wonkette : America, Baby, Mitt Romney Swears It Will Be Different This Time If You Take Him Back

Thu, 15 Jan 2015 14:29:33 +0000

Romney falls flat with GOP lawmakers http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-...

I'm not sure where all this Romney support is coming from. Does he have imaginary friends?

Wonkette : Mike Huckabee Can't Believe Obamas Allow Girls To Listen To Beyonce, Who Is A Prostitute

Wed, 14 Jan 2015 15:23:15 +0000

Huckabee's Son and His History of Animal Cruelty http://www.huffingtonpost.com/suzy-shuster/huckab...

Wonkette : Ted Cruz Just Gonna Wage A Little All-Out Civil War In The Senate, No Big

Fri, 9 Jan 2015 13:16:19 +0000

So in Cruzes mind he is Speaker of the House and Senate majority leader thru self promotion. That reminds me, I'll have to donate some more monopoly money to Cruzes campaign.

Wonkette : Zany CO Springs Mayoral Candidate In Jail For Menacing With AR-15, Other Hijinks

Thu, 8 Jan 2015 18:30:59 +0000

Give this woman her own reality show, pronto.

Wonkette : Take This Quiz To Find Out If You're A Real Conservative Or A Stupid Liberal Who Hates America

Thu, 8 Jan 2015 13:43:36 +0000

So if I'm a true patriot I get a free bibble with a concealed gun inside, but if I'm a feckless liberal, I get a free bibble with a turd sandwich inside.