AzaleaPlath

AzaleaPlath

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346 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Sarah Palin Fartkn... · 6 replies · +24 points

Why are her boobs pointing in two different directions?

351 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Catholic Mommy Blogger... · 0 replies · +13 points

Because the endometrial cancer I got from out of whack hormones that could have been prevented with birth control pills was all the natural family planning I'll ever need. Ever.

353 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Daily Caller Bombshell... · 0 replies · +11 points

Here's a blank check and the deed to my house. Have an ice pack ready for mah punchin' hand.

356 weeks ago @ Wonkette - North Carolina To Lega... · 0 replies · +2 points

As possums have caused me on more than one occasion to go into hysterical screaming fits, I'm going to have to nope this every which way but loose.

356 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Ben Shapiro: Why Can't... · 0 replies · +11 points

He's too busy rocking Michelle to sleep, heh heh heh.

363 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Congrats, 'Sentencing ... · 1 reply · +12 points

"Boots?" You spelled "Head" wrong.

364 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Time Warner Cable Does... · 0 replies · +4 points

Huh. Maybe this is why we only have wifi when the temperature drops below 75--and it's been this way for months, despite our pleas.

366 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Virginia Congressional... · 1 reply · +23 points

Sarah Palin has some 'splaining to do then.

366 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Nice Time! Fewer Worki... · 0 replies · +4 points

I have a weird fetish for that accent. I dated plenty of Minnesota boys. Compromised by marrying an Ohio boy. Something about that Midwestern accent just revs my motor.

368 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Salon And Patton Oswal... · 0 replies · +11 points

This whole thing is just plain fucking stupid. All the Preparation H in the world couldn't soothe the rampant butthurt on twitter.