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9 years ago @ Wonkette - The Sarah Palin Fartkn... · 6 replies · +24 points

Why are her boobs pointing in two different directions?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Catholic Mommy Blogger... · 0 replies · +13 points

Because the endometrial cancer I got from out of whack hormones that could have been prevented with birth control pills was all the natural family planning I'll ever need. Ever.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Daily Caller Bombshell... · 0 replies · +11 points

Here's a blank check and the deed to my house. Have an ice pack ready for mah punchin' hand.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - North Carolina To Lega... · 0 replies · +2 points

As possums have caused me on more than one occasion to go into hysterical screaming fits, I'm going to have to nope this every which way but loose.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Ben Shapiro: Why Can't... · 0 replies · +11 points

He's too busy rocking Michelle to sleep, heh heh heh.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Congrats, 'Sentencing ... · 1 reply · +12 points

"Boots?" You spelled "Head" wrong.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Time Warner Cable Does... · 0 replies · +4 points

Huh. Maybe this is why we only have wifi when the temperature drops below 75--and it's been this way for months, despite our pleas.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Virginia Congressional... · 1 reply · +23 points

Sarah Palin has some 'splaining to do then.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Nice Time! Fewer Worki... · 0 replies · +4 points

I have a weird fetish for that accent. I dated plenty of Minnesota boys. Compromised by marrying an Ohio boy. Something about that Midwestern accent just revs my motor.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Salon And Patton Oswal... · 0 replies · +11 points

This whole thing is just plain fucking stupid. All the Preparation H in the world couldn't soothe the rampant butthurt on twitter.

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