en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/1763844 Comments by Atomic26 http://wonkette.com/575994/fox-news-science-is-a-hoax-that-steals-our-freedom-and-driving-privileges#IDComment950089124 My hippo ranching idea will finally take off! Thu, 12 Feb 2015 22:29:16 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575994/fox-news-science-is-a-hoax-that-steals-our-freedom-and-driving-privileges#IDComment950089124 http://wonkette.com/575217/learn-this-hot-new-trick-to-raise-girls-into-ladies-with-homemaking-classes#IDComment948514316 Or Ezekiel 23:20. Sat, 7 Feb 2015 00:11:33 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575217/learn-this-hot-new-trick-to-raise-girls-into-ladies-with-homemaking-classes#IDComment948514316 http://wonkette.com/467730/obama-wishes-iranians-happy-new-year-forgets-to-declare-war#IDComment321150805 Funny, I always thought that the idea of being "Christian" and nice to people applied whether they liked you or not. Also since Easter (the goddess, not the day named after her) holds bunnies and eggs to be important having an egg hunt seems like the best thing to do to honor the roots of that particular holiday. Wed, 21 Mar 2012 13:43:35 +0000 http://wonkette.com/467730/obama-wishes-iranians-happy-new-year-forgets-to-declare-war#IDComment321150805 http://wonkette.com/437835/michael-steele-shows-up-to-big-gay-breitbart-party-discusses-having-sex-with-sarah-palin#IDComment127395354 same dif really Fri, 11 Feb 2011 20:08:52 +0000 http://wonkette.com/437835/michael-steele-shows-up-to-big-gay-breitbart-party-discusses-having-sex-with-sarah-palin#IDComment127395354 http://wonkette.com/437835/michael-steele-shows-up-to-big-gay-breitbart-party-discusses-having-sex-with-sarah-palin#IDComment127394661 Maybe as a wandering Dutchman he'll be giving out dutch-rudders. Fri, 11 Feb 2011 20:04:32 +0000 http://wonkette.com/437835/michael-steele-shows-up-to-big-gay-breitbart-party-discusses-having-sex-with-sarah-palin#IDComment127394661 http://wonkette.com/433781/gz-mosk-crowd-still-alive-now-fighting-justin-bieber#IDComment118785500 Ouroboros predates Jeebus by about 2300 years. So if it was in Revelations that John dude jacked it from the Egyptians, or maybe the Greeks, or Romans. Christianity tends to be lacking in originality. Thu, 30 Dec 2010 20:46:03 +0000 http://wonkette.com/433781/gz-mosk-crowd-still-alive-now-fighting-justin-bieber#IDComment118785500 http://wonkette.com/433315/boring-mitt-romney-announces-presidential-candidacy-with-boring-christmas-card#IDComment117698111 Someone should send that family a case of Trojan's for Christmas or whatever those magical underwear people celebrate. Thu, 23 Dec 2010 19:41:12 +0000 http://wonkette.com/433315/boring-mitt-romney-announces-presidential-candidacy-with-boring-christmas-card#IDComment117698111 http://wonkette.com/432579/your-wonkette-guide-to-the-war-on-christmas#IDComment116211032 Actually the airing of grievances is usually something my wife and her sister do after too many drinks on Christmas day. Then they don't talk for 5-6 months. By late summer they might be getting along face to face and bitching about the other in private. Thanksgiving goes well. Then it's time for Christmas again and the airing of grievances. Thankfully I come from a family of silent grudge holders who smile and act nice even when we hate each other. It's much less dramatic. Thu, 16 Dec 2010 17:51:00 +0000 http://wonkette.com/432579/your-wonkette-guide-to-the-war-on-christmas#IDComment116211032 http://wonkette.com/432579/your-wonkette-guide-to-the-war-on-christmas#IDComment116206456 I've been recently talking to my six year old about how Jeebus is just one in a long line of solar super-beings to get reborn in the middle of winter around the solstice. This makes me super popular with his Catholic grandparents. Not that we don't celebrate Christmas and even call it Christmas, but then again we also celebrate Chanukah and the actual solstice. Because really holidays are awesome so why not have as many as you can. Thu, 16 Dec 2010 17:20:56 +0000 http://wonkette.com/432579/your-wonkette-guide-to-the-war-on-christmas#IDComment116206456 http://wonkette.com/432092/house-democrats-vote-against-republican-obama-tax-plan#IDComment114742330 Immediately followed by a furrowing of the brow and a tapping of the foot. Thu, 9 Dec 2010 19:19:56 +0000 http://wonkette.com/432092/house-democrats-vote-against-republican-obama-tax-plan#IDComment114742330 http://wonkette.com/432060/evil-internet-pirates-take-down-americas-greatest-institution-sarah-palin#IDComment114713702 So now I'm confused, I thought monkey-wrenching was about as American as it gets. I mean isn't that what the Boston Tea Party was doing? Aren't those guys Sarah's heroes? Maybe breaking other people's shit to make a point is really only OK in a historical context. Thu, 9 Dec 2010 16:34:06 +0000 http://wonkette.com/432060/evil-internet-pirates-take-down-americas-greatest-institution-sarah-palin#IDComment114713702 http://wonkette.com/431195/scary-environmentalist-dragon-also-trying-to-destroy-christianity#IDComment112921030 It seems like in recent years the environmental movement has been trying to co-opt the Christians using the "you are stewards of the earth" bits in the bible, and from what I understand they have been reasonably successful. This is probably just a big backlash against that by the "you are masters over fish, fowl, etc." crowd. If their damn book wasn't so inconsistent they probably wouldn't have this problem. Tue, 30 Nov 2010 19:25:13 +0000 http://wonkette.com/431195/scary-environmentalist-dragon-also-trying-to-destroy-christianity#IDComment112921030 http://wonkette.com/431054/obama-performs-obligatory-turkey-pardon-for-americas-grandmas#IDComment111784177 Sometimes. There's an Islamic foodbank in Jersey that supplies halal turkeys to down and out Muslins for Thanksgiving. Wed, 24 Nov 2010 23:22:32 +0000 http://wonkette.com/431054/obama-performs-obligatory-turkey-pardon-for-americas-grandmas#IDComment111784177 http://wonkette.com/429596/keith-olberman-was-supended-for-not-apologizing-for-being-keith-olbermann#IDComment108553494 I like you aisia, your different from other people here at the trailer park because you you're aware of what the queers are doing to the soil! Mon, 8 Nov 2010 14:56:54 +0000 http://wonkette.com/429596/keith-olberman-was-supended-for-not-apologizing-for-being-keith-olbermann#IDComment108553494 http://wonkette.com/428925/national-review-already-picking-sarah-palins-cabinet#IDComment107433169 I always thought that fantasy football was Dungeons and Dragons for jocks. Tue, 2 Nov 2010 20:42:16 +0000 http://wonkette.com/428925/national-review-already-picking-sarah-palins-cabinet#IDComment107433169 http://wonkette.com/427999/sharron-angle-harry-reid-is-an-illegal-mexican#IDComment106257705 I'm fully aware that I live in a state full of morons, but electing Angle would be a stretch even for here. It blows my mind that this race is even close. I'm blaming it on outside influences, since most of the state's Republican organizations are backing Reid because Sharron is such a goddamn fruitcake. Tue, 26 Oct 2010 21:59:43 +0000 http://wonkette.com/427999/sharron-angle-harry-reid-is-an-illegal-mexican#IDComment106257705 http://wonkette.com/424107/toymakers-fight-for-right-to-poison-americas-adults#IDComment101528630 I used to work at a restaurant with a gigantic Irish-Chinese rugby player who occasionally stuck his dick in the vacuum cleaner when he got drunk. I also caught him fucking a tub of ice cream at work once. Now he's all grown up and is a college English professor. Wed, 29 Sep 2010 17:56:25 +0000 http://wonkette.com/424107/toymakers-fight-for-right-to-poison-americas-adults#IDComment101528630 http://wonkette.com/421810/funny-internet-joke-bear-headed-to-tulsa-to-molest-kids#IDComment99189049 I hug a kid while dressed in my fur suit and I ... jizz in my pants! Thu, 16 Sep 2010 17:11:31 +0000 http://wonkette.com/421810/funny-internet-joke-bear-headed-to-tulsa-to-molest-kids#IDComment99189049