Asa_Hawks

Asa_Hawks

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479 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Libertarian Billionair... · 0 replies · +4 points

Man, everyone's Bioshock references are funnier than mine. I'm gonna go shoot up some Creativity plasmids.

479 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Libertarian Billionair... · 0 replies · +3 points

Dang, you beat me.

479 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Libertarian Billionair... · 1 reply · +2 points

Hmm, a watery paradise built on Randian principles? Let's hope that they have better luck than these guys: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bioshock

491 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Pope's Pedophilia Advi... · 3 replies · +32 points


Read that article while imagining "Yakety-Sax" playing in the background. It makes you feel slightly better.

492 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Canada Shame Report: I... · 0 replies · +2 points


An Albertan.

497 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Obama 'Pleased' With B... · 0 replies · +13 points

So basically, there's the choice between a party that actually loves being evil, and the party that loves capitulating to evil. Excellent.

499 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Indiana Plugs 'Abortio... · 1 reply · +12 points

I can't even get outraged anymore. These guys are just out-assholing each other at every turn. Tomorrow the headline will be something like "Mike Huckabee claims rape and savage beatings 'good' for women, helps them get closer to Jesus". It's a fresh hell every day.

499 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Scott Walker Ignores C... · 0 replies · +7 points

Relax people, we're going to wake up any minute now and find out that it's all been a dream and everything is fine. At least, that's what I keep telling myself.

499 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Obama To Declare Missi... · 0 replies · +6 points

Hi Barry, I have a few quick questions:

1. What is the point?
2. How long is this going to be?
3. Why ?

Thanks.

501 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Minnesota Republicans ... · 0 replies · +71 points

This is fucking disgusting, even for them. What vile people.