gdp's Comments

Wonkette : What 'Lesser Cut Of Meat' Are Women? Like A Flank Steak Maybe?

Sat, 14 Feb 2015 00:46:26 +0000

Except for when the Democrats perpetuate it. Don't forget, kids!

Wonkette : Rush Limbaugh: Scott Walker Should Use Rape Jokes To Explain Quitting College

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 18:07:04 +0000

For the love of all that is holy, can we PLEASE stop talking about cramming stuff down each others throats? I'm thinking everyone who uses it on the Right doth protest a bit too much.

Wonkette : House GOP Will Return Dignity To Poor By Starving Them

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 00:20:16 +0000

And once they starve to death, literally building America when the Kochs compress their bodies into bricks.

Wonkette : House GOP Will Return Dignity To Poor By Starving Them

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 00:19:06 +0000

It is easier for a rich man to pass through the gates of heaven seated on a new camel than it is to pass a poor man through the eye of a needle.

- Supply-Side Jesus

Wonkette : Fox News: Science Is A Hoax That Steals Our Freedom And Driving Privileges

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 21:39:28 +0000

They don't think climate change will kill as many people as terrorists do. But you can bet your bottom Amero they'd think different when the Final Drought hits and people are suddenly killing each other over a $10 bag of Wonder Bread.

Wonkette : Fox News: Science Is A Hoax That Steals Our Freedom And Driving Privileges

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 21:34:15 +0000

ALAN SHEPARD LIBE- Oh wait...

Wonkette : Morning Maddow: Jeb Bush's Website Violates Everybody's Privacy, Oops (Video)

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 20:46:39 +0000

I'm pretty sure my Minecraft-obsessed nieces and nephews are more tech-savvy.

Wonkette : Ted Cruz Has Had It With You Federales Gaying Up Those Nice Straight Red States

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 19:22:10 +0000

Because nothing says pure libertarian freedom like federal nullification of marriages. I wonder if he even understands the words coming out of his mouth.

Wonkette : Ted Cruz Has Had It With You Federales Gaying Up Those Nice Straight Red States

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 19:18:43 +0000

Why control when you can aim instead? Oh, wait. Nice people. Forgot about that. Fuck.

Wonkette : Please Stop With The Holocaust Chic, It Is Not Actually A Thing

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 23:20:07 +0000

Hey, what are you gonna do? It's not like you can just straight-up steal people's shit all of the time!

Wonkette : Arizona Senate Committee Votes To Make Federal Government Optional

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 20:25:37 +0000

What good are our freedoms if we can't practice them with every tissue in our body saturated with bourbon?

Wonkette : Idiot Atheist Murders Three Muslim Students In NC; Conservatives Are Greatest Victims

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 19:24:32 +0000

AAAARRGH LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO TOLERATE YOUR SHITTY PARKING *DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA*

Wonkette : Please Stop With The Holocaust Chic, It Is Not Actually A Thing

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 17:54:56 +0000

Whoops, I dropped something!

Wonkette : Texas Mom Drops Challenge To Super Sexy 'Marxist' Book About Poors

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 21:31:00 +0000

To borrow from Rachel Maddow, don't let anyone tell you one person can't make a difference. Tom Coburn sure did with the Clay Hunt veterans suicide prevention bill, and not in a good way.

Wonkette : Texas Mom Drops Challenge To Super Sexy 'Marxist' Book About Poors

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 21:29:22 +0000

I find that there's often an inverse proportionality to someone's self-declared awesomeness and their actual awesomeness.

Wonkette : Texas Mom Drops Challenge To Super Sexy 'Marxist' Book About Poors

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 21:24:19 +0000

How do any of us know we were anywhere? God, being omnipotent, could've created the entire universe last Thursday and implanted the proper memories.

Wonkette : Texas Mom Drops Challenge To Super Sexy 'Marxist' Book About Poors

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 21:15:58 +0000

Because Lord knows we need to give equal floor time to Holocaust deniers in our history classes.

Wonkette : Texas Mom Drops Challenge To Super Sexy 'Marxist' Book About Poors

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 21:14:12 +0000

Oh, Wikipedia.

The book sold more than a quarter of a million copies between April and November 1971; it is unknown how many more copies were stolen.

Wonkette : Your Smart TV Is Probably Spying On You, What Could Go Wrong?

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 20:36:06 +0000

"Open the refrigerator door, Hal." "I'm sorry, Commie, but I cannot do that."

Wonkette : Time To Lawyer Up, Texas Fetuses

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 20:30:18 +0000

I still wonder what the fevered fascination with babies is in that camp. It's like they really believe each one will grow up to become some great leader or captain of understanding, but forget that some people become criminals or toilet scrubbers. Or maybe they think the human race is somehow in danger of dying out? Even though every war, plague, and disaster in human history has hardly hit the breaks on population growth? I dunno, maybe I'm just trying to see the sanity in the insane. I'd probably have better luck finding an actual can of elbow grease.