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Armchair Association : Drinkin' & Draftin' - 2010 Edition

Mon, 26 Apr 2010 03:30:34 +0000

I would like to point out that I said "IF he can half ass play QB". The only thing that I am personally guaranteeing is that if Tebow gets to start during a flex week, that game WILL be showed in prime time. A lot of people love Tebow. The rest will be excited to see him fail. He's a HUGE ticket draw.

Armchair Association : PED XING

Tue, 20 Apr 2010 19:59:22 +0000

Edinson Volquez was "semi-big" in 2008. That was misleading. They were trying to throw us off. Bastards...

Armchair Association : PED XING

Tue, 20 Apr 2010 18:25:33 +0000

If you look at those symptoms as POST steroid symptoms, I think you have a valid point. But, the reason I left Zambrano off the list was because he's gotten thinner, worse, and less angry. But, you're right, these guys usually know well beforehand when something like this is going down. I'm going to add Zambrano to the list, but the Cub fan in me also doesn't want to acknowledge him as "semi-big" yet...

Armchair Association : The Draft

Fri, 16 Apr 2010 19:25:38 +0000

For a while, the Bucs were slated to get Eric Berry. I was stoked about that. Now all the mock drafts are showing Gerald McCoy. Neither would be a wasted pick, and having the 3rd pick I feel like even Tampa can't fuck this one up... The Thursday prime time thing is going to screw up my annual Drinking & Drafting post, because if it starts at 7:00 PM and runs until 11:00 PM, there's a really good chance I'll be asleep by the 10th round.

Armchair Association : Oh Ben Roethlisberger, You are Gross

Fri, 16 Apr 2010 16:22:42 +0000

The man is a Super Bowl winner, so he made a mistake and raped a girl... Who among us hasn't done a really good job, you know, mowing the grass or maybe you closed a big deal at work and you go out, get an underaged girl really drunk and forcefully penetrate her while your off duty cop friends keep guard? I mean, it's not like it's rape rape!

Armchair Association : Oh Ben Roethlisberger, You are Gross

Fri, 16 Apr 2010 16:16:28 +0000

I was hoping to get your opinion on Rapelisberger. I wholeheartedly agree with you on Tiger Woods being the lesser evil here. The fact that he isn't being prosecuted leads me to believe the general public subscribes to Whoopi Goldberg's "rape rape" theory. [youtube 9NX_D0Bv9M0http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NX_D0Bv9M0 youtube]

Armchair Association : I Love Twitter

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:34:00 +0000

OchoCinco's tweets COMPLETELY converted me on him. I have literally pulled a 180 since I started following him. He's fucking great. The shit he does... He'll say things like, "I'm hungry. Who wants to go have lunch at such and such?" Next thing you know, an hour later, he's posting a picture of him with like 100 people eating at some diner, and he gets the tab. I've seen him take two random people to the mall to buy them some clothes. Like I said, total 180 on how I feel about him. I imagine I will tune in for Dancing With The Stars for the first time ever this year to see him...but if I'm being honest, more to hope for a live Pamela Anderson nip slip. Back to Twitter, I enjoyed Donte Stallworth's attempt to wax political last night... I sprained my eyes. I wish Twerps like Donte and Warren Sapp would tweet more about the sound of bumper meeting face and what it feels like to put a bitch in her place... It's NOT ok to pump fear into American ppl for your own personal exploits & gains!!!! That's ALL I'm saying yall #nolovelost Love yall!! about 17 hours ago via Echofon If that's the case we should have invaded China when Mao was in power, N Korea now & a # of other countries bc the way they treat their ppl about 17 hours ago via Echofon I'm off Sadaam! I'm not saying he was this great guy, PLEASE!! I know he was ruthless & cynical! I guess it's ok to invade foreign countries about 17 hours ago via Echofon @angrydungbeetle I feel you THERE!! believe me I do, but don't LIE & try to scare the American ppl into dubious propaganda & intel about 18 hours ago via Echofon in reply to angrydungbeetle @Jacob_Ryan understood brotha! But other countries (14 to be exact) warned about 9/11 terrorist plot involving airplanes as weapons, etc too about 18 hours ago via Echofon in reply to Jacob_Ryan That's bc US govt gave him anthrax!! RT @Art_Vandelay8: @D_Stallworth18 saddam had chemical weapons at one point, he used them on the Kurds about 18 hours ago via Echofon @Jacob_Ryan gotcha, I feel ya bud!! Thx, but the intel was skewed a little... I mean Iraq, nuclear weapons? #cmonson about 18 hours ago via Echofon in reply to Jacob_Ryan @lastmojican I understand! I do, but mainstream media will show u whatever THEY want you to see. It doesn't ALWAYS rep the native ppl ideas about 18 hours ago via Echofon in reply to lastmojican @Jacob_Ryan I'm an American, not a democrat or a republican so what's the point of stating those specific names? Point is there were no WMDs about 18 hours ago via Echofon in reply to Jacob_Ryan Karl Rove on WMDs issue of Iraq & the invasion... "The right decision was made." okayyyy sir about 18 hours ago via Echofon

Armchair Association : Olympic Hockey - USA vs. Canada

Mon, 1 Mar 2010 23:19:10 +0000

I didn't even know it was on TV. I did have an unexplained boner over the weekend. Maybe it was the energy produced by this epic battle of Corn vs. Maple on ice. I think my problem with hockey is the same that a lot of people have with gay people, if they touch you, then you become gay. If I watch hockey, then my sleeves will fall off, my socks will turn black, and I'll grow a mustache. Why do I have the sudden urge to go fuck a moose and drink Labatt's? I knew it was a mistake to have this Bullwinkle statue on my desk...

Armchair Association : Olympic Hockey - USA vs. Canada

Mon, 1 Mar 2010 17:37:51 +0000

To me, this article says: Words words words words NFL combine. Words words words words. But, you know what? I love you and I love your writing and I know you love hockey more than anything. Who am I to say no to hockey articles? You keep writing about hockey whenever you want to...as long as you don't just become my hockey correspondent.

Armchair Association : Drew Brees Channels Leon Black

Thu, 4 Feb 2010 19:42:59 +0000

Can you actually see the animation I made? That shit took me my whole lunch break, so you better be able to...

Armchair Association : Irritating Super Bowl Party Guests

Thu, 4 Feb 2010 15:06:55 +0000

Hey! I wear a pink jersey! It's a Raiders jersey and I silk screened "ASS" over the top of the logo. The name on the back says "Lucky Pierre". I wonder if that jersey actually existed if it would provoke more or less rape? I'm gonna mull that...

Armchair Association : You've Got to Be Kidding Me

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 22:37:22 +0000

The commercial is supposed to be a vague account of how Tim Tebow's mother was being urged to abort Tim Tebow and she didn't and look at how great he is now: http://www.palmbeachpost.com/sports/gators/tebow-... Of course, then there's also this: http://www.armchairassociation.com/img/tim-tebow-... So, I'm sure his dad was pleased with their eventual decision, too.

Armchair Association : Obama is a Bandwagon Saints Fan Too

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 22:29:50 +0000

I'm rooting for New Orleans because the people of New Orleans have been overshadowed by those whiny Haitians. Where's THEIR mosquito nets, huh?!

Armchair Association : Obama is a Bandwagon Saints Fan Too

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 22:27:49 +0000

I was rooting for a University of Alabama championship because the last crystal trophy that the people of Wal-Mart had seen was that time Leroy, the night shift Automotive stockboy, ate 42 Krystals in five minutes.

Armchair Association : You've Cursed Them, Prince

Mon, 25 Jan 2010 04:01:49 +0000

I had to Tivo the game for kids' bedtime, I'm at 4:58 in the 4th, tie game. Thanks for ruining it for me... I think the blame should go to whoever made this game's football out of raw bacon.

Armchair Association : You've Cursed Them, Prince

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 15:41:41 +0000

"we come in the name of the purple and gold all of the odds r in r favor" Minnesota Vikings +4 (-115) | +160 New Orleans Saints -4 (-105) | -180 ....except the Vegas odds...

Armchair Association : Joe Flacco + Sam the Eagle = Son of Flacco!

Wed, 20 Jan 2010 19:04:44 +0000

Holy crap, Jen-Jen! I just pieced everything together! I got your cryptic Tweet seeming confused that I called you creepy. I just passed it off as madness. Then you brought it up again, and I'm like "Why is she so upset about my fuck-bot article?" So, I went and checked it out, and Bit.ly (the URL shortener) has the wrong URL for that tweet. So, when I posted, "Are you ready to be completely fucking creeped out?" and you click on the link associated with it, it brought you to the front page where people saw your article instead of the article I wrote about a new robot fuck-bot! Jesus, I was really getting bothered as to why you were offended by my fuck-bot post.

Armchair Association : Joe Flacco + Sam the Eagle = Son of Flacco!

Wed, 20 Jan 2010 18:55:23 +0000

I don't think you're creepy. I think robotic fuck-bots are creepy. I think uploading the customized fuck-bot personality you created to the internet so other creeps can fuck YOUR fuck-bot is creepy. I think being able to install an underage girl's personality into your fuck-bot is creepy. But, I don't think you're creepy at all. Unless, you either own a fuck-bot or were the basis of one of the personalities for the fuck-bot. Are you Mature Martha, Jen-Jen? Tell me you're not S&M Susan! Maybe Frigid Fanny? By the way, I said "fuck" 8 times in this comment. That's setting the bar high for future commenters.

Armchair Association : I Have Too Much Invested... Emotionally

Fri, 15 Jan 2010 15:30:23 +0000

[youtube zmbw8OycJrE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmbw8OycJrE youtube]

Armchair Association : Is this the end of the Patriots dynasty...FINALLY?

Wed, 13 Jan 2010 23:05:41 +0000

I heard that now Bellichick hides a parabolic microphone inside of his hoodie. Also, if you look closely during games, you can see Indians that Bellichick hired with their ear to the turf picking up calls from the other side of the field.