Anthony, telephone. It's Joey Chestnut.
The Pope is the Devil? God, the rapture can't come soon enough.
Humility is the new Geraldo.
This is the Obama I voted for. Thanks for stepping up to the plate Mr. President.
Ambien walrus kills your parents sounds like "Paul is dead" if you play it backwards. Cu-cu-ca-choo.
I can't wait for her to get caught blowing Ted Cruz in the cloakroom.
Here in Arizona, formal Neighborhood Watch organizations discourage participants from carrying a firearm while on patrol. Yes, even in Arizona!